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Joined 07-14-10, id: 734734, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and Horror.

Hey. I'm 22, Australian, and don't have the greatest grammar, so if you want to beta "all this" *leers* just drop me an email.

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Ventures and Investments by RoughDraftHero reviews
Justin Plank is a pathetic gutter rat. In the past, he made the mistake of crossing Tony Torroda, one of the most powerful talent agents in LA. Now, at the brink of failure, he must turn to Tony for help... the last thing he would ever want to do. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Mist by theantisonny reviews
Slash/WIP When dark forces invade the realm, Micah's world once again spins out of control but this time the nightmare doesn't end. Forced to form alliances with a sheltered member of the royal family and a foul-mouthed outlaw who tempts and challenges him at every turn, Micah goes on a quest to bring order back to the land but lust and jealousy makes the journey anything but easy.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011
The Side Effects of Forgetting by seventhswan reviews
Kellan can't remember how he's supposed to act, but he thinks it probably doesn't involve making friends with the lunatic girl-next-door and letting his best friend put his hand down his pants. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
The Goatherd by xanthofile reviews
Slash. A young man is sold by his father to a local goatherd for a tankard of wine. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Tasting Shadows by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Jamie has always had a fear of the dark. He just didn't know he had a reason. /NaNoWriMo '09/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Scenes are for the Socially Inept by Cocaine Cowgirl reviews
Slash. Dreyden was just another cocky gay playboy, recently single. Orion was just the awkward kleptomaniac younger brother of his homophobic friend. And it all started with a door to the face, what could be more romantic?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
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There Must Be Brighter Lights reviews
Carter is a bad waiter and a failure of a queer and his landlord is getting impatient. Obviously there's nothing to do but become a porn star -er, actor. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011
Stranger reviews
Small cities can get lonely. The games we play with the strangers in them can be even lonelier. A man, a boy pretending to be a man, and the less-than-perfect path to happiness. M/M Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Ragnarok: A Playlist From Scorched Earth reviews
Join Valentine on a whimsical journey through the English countryside. Infested with werewolves. A romance story at heart. Better summary pending... Slash but of course .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010
The Boy Next Door is trying to eat me reviews
Ferdinand started the school year thinking everything would be just as peachy as the last. So why is everyone around him changing, and why can't he take his eyes off the dark and dangerous Valmont? A Voodoo remix of "The Craft". Slash.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010
The Only Thing reviews
Bodyguard Noah doesn’t care if his latest charge is a mean-spirited, over-sexed little psycho with girly hair -he is NOT getting into Noah’s pants. Even if his daddy is the Don. Summary may be misleading. Not a comedy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010