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Allo! My name is, not Levi, I made that up, sorry, i hold no trust in those I don't know :P Umm, just call me B, or E, preferably E. Thank youz!
I was Just bored:
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(is this stuck up or just self esteem?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
The Soundtrack of Your Life
Put your iPod/iTunes/Whatevs on shuffle, and baby, let's roll. ;)
Opening Credits: Rolling In The Deep- Adele
Waking Up: Closer To Fine- Indigo Girls
First Day of School: Snuggle Song- Schnuffel Bunny
Summer Vacation: Paper Places- MIA
First Love: Nobody move, nobody get hurt- We Are Scientists
First Date: Fuck Me Pumps- Amy Whinehouse
Fighting: Down- Jay Sean
Emotional Breakdown: Lonely- 2ne1
Breaking Up: You and I- Lady Gaga
Driving: If you want to sing out, sing out- Cat Stevens
Getting Back Together: Howlin' For You- Black Keys 0///0
Our Song: Chasing Pavements- Adele
Theme Song: Shock- B2ST
Proposal: Born This Way- Lady Gaga
Wedding: Grace Kelly- MIKA
Birth of a Child: Tighten' Up- Black Keys
Perfect Moments: Men In Love- The Gossip
Final Battle: Come As You Are- Nirvana
Death Scene: Harvest Moon- Neil Yound
Funeral: North By Northwest- Blue Scholars
End Credits: Elle Me Dit- MIKA
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been called emo before copy and paste this into your profile.
If some people see you as dark and other see you as bright copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Levizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Synodus Usitatus
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Evelyn Plateau Circle
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Homleman (hehe)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black Water
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Emyooke
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Scout
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Orange Maiming
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Black Pistol
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Don't Rain On My Parade- Barbra Streisand
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Ride Of The Valkyries- Budapest Symphony Orchestra
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Why Even Try- Theophilus London
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
MoneyGrabber- Fitz and the Tantrums
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Crazy- Gnarls Barkley
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Beg Steal or Borrow- Ray LaMontagne
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Set Fire to the Rain- Adele
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Cruel- St. Vincent
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Origin Of Love- Hedwig and the Angry Inch
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Judas- Lady Gaga
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Someone Like You- Adele
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Ballad Of Mona Lisa- P!ATD
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Let's Go Surfing- The Drums
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Maybe this Time- Lea Michele and Kristen Chenowith
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Make You Feel My Love- Adele
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Story- Brandi Carlile
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Everlasting Light- Black Keys
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
High High- GD and TOP
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Cameras- Matt and Kim
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Contact High- Architecture In Helsinki
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Bulletproof- La Roux
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Maybe- Ingrid Michaelson
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Arrow- Tegan and Sara
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
What Lies Beneath- Trapt
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?