Ayo'zaVampire
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Joined 07-14-10, id: 734847, Profile Updated: 10-01-10
Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, Love, and General.

Hi. Okay so this is the part where i tell you all about me and stuff so here goes:

I'm in high school, but I'm not tellin you where in case ur a pedophile or something.
I love writing
I love Twilight, Vampire Academy, Night World, Wicked, Fallen, Maximum Ride...etc.
I love Glee

I love Star Trek
I love Star Wars
I love Vampires
I love Taylor Lautner's abs
I love my mom
I love books
I love my best friend in that group-hug, awkward way that creates a big silence in the room

All of this stuff is in the wrong order.

P.S. I also have a fanfiction profile under the same penname.

MY FAVORITE QuoTES:

Sue: I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.-Glee

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Sue: Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.-Glee

Sue: It's as barren as me in here.-Glee

Sue: Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

Puck: get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his-Glee

Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.-Glee

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.-Glee

Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time-Glee

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?-Glee

Iggy: It's the ciiiircle of liiiiiiife.-Maximum Ride

Nudge: You know what would be really good right now? One of those McHeart-Attack thingies...but I want like eight of them.-Maximum Ride

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

98 of all teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe, copy and paste this if you would the 2 laughing your butt off.

BE THE KIND OF WOMAN WHEN YOUR FEET HIT THE GROUND EACH MORNING THE DEVIL SAYS OH CRAP SHE'S UP

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress, AndromedaGabriella, Lady Mia Lily Rose, The-Girl-Who-Loved-Him, TheRealJaylaD, Ayo'zaVampire

If you think green eyes are hot, copy and paste this.

If you ever talk to yourself and catch other people watching you, copy and paste this.

Everyday my parents ask me how school was. Asking me how school was is like asking me how that drive-by shooting was. Nobody cares how it was, they're just lucky to get out alive.

The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. Copy and paste this if you are a Lord Of The Rings fan.

Chuck Norris once visited Tokyo. Japan's rendition of this incident is a film known as Godzilla.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses a child to be thrown in the sun.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known as giraffes.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think RENT is without a doubt, the BEST musical ever, copy this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

I just love the smell of fear in the afternoon.

If you love at least one song where you pretend like you know the lyrics when you sing it, copy and paste this.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

The one who makes you angry by doing the smallest things. The one who makes you happy by doing the smallest things too.

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Supernatural Road by Bra1n1ac reviews
To children, anything is possible. The world of a child is the largest world of all. However, as you grow older, your world often starts to shrink. Some people's worlds, in fact, are only big enough to contain themselves...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
untitled by schizosophia reviews
I am, I am, I am
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she’d meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it’s a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
collector by breakdown in the waiting room reviews
i just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked. odd.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
self harm by Fan-Club-President18 reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2007
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Shades Of Grey reviews
Sequel to Spectrum Of Black from twin brother's perspective, in his room. Their mom is really screwed up. She raped the brother when he was like 5 years old.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Alone In Here reviews
I know it seems like i'm depressed writing this stuff, and maybe on some subconcious level I am. Anyway here's another extremely sad and pessimistic poem from yours truly. Hurt without the comfort part.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Spectrum Of Black reviews
Depressed girl sitting on her bed. I almost never write cheery, happy poems. I just can't seem to get them right. Anyway, enjoy. Dedicated to Jayla, my bestest friend ever.Review PLEASE!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Linked reviews
Two people trapped in a bubble of their own deep love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
For The Good Of the Pack reviews
I'm forced to marry the Alpha's son he's a sexist jerk from another pack, but it's not over yet. He better watch out, because i am NOT the definition of submissive!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010