A little about me...

1) I'm a one hundred percent Vietnamese girl. Yes 100.

2) I really hate the color pink and white.

3) The word chick annoys the crap put of me.

4) I loooove reading and writing but hate pretty much everything else except for my music.

5) My sister annoys the crap out of me, but i love her anyways. (BTW, she's a writer on here, too. You should check her out. BandGeekSk8er)

6) I'm obsesive with the supernatural/fantasy genre. I mean, why read more about real life when you read to escape it right?

7) I'm from California and as the saying goes, "the best girls are from Cali."

8) I love Alternative, Classical, and J-Pop. I listen to mainstream music as well, just not as much.

9) I enjoy watching comedies, but also romance.

10) I've taken martial arts because a- I'm Asian and b- because learning how to kill a man several different ways can be very rewarding.

11) The only sports that i like are volleyball and swimming. Football and basketball are fun too, but the others are more so.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a facebook or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

In America- SPREAD THE STUPIDITY!!:

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy.

Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and there is an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide.

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

MY STORIES

Divine Melody- Yelena Barrons has just recieved a scholarship to the prestigious Cross Academy when she is chosen as one of the five who participates in the Concours, a competition for the specially gifted in music. With a competitor who is both after her heart and the win, how will Yelena cope with it as memories from her past get in the way of her heart? (Story I wrote in eighth grade. Sorry that it's so...you know...to fast. ~)

Alpha Pack- Tory Liakos is an elite in her pack of shifters, beings who can shift into any animal they have seen before. when an enemy pack comes and disrupts the pack's peace, Tory has to join forces with her childhood friend, and gorgeous pack leader, Alex to help protect the only home that she has ever known. However, with plenty of enemies and sparks flying from all sides, how will Tory protect those important to her heart? Read and Review.

If you have any suggestions on a new story plot or some suggestions for my stories, just email me.

03/11/11- Kay guys, good news and sorta good news. good news is, i'm finally almost done with chapter 4 of Alpha Pack. it's bene taking so long since i'm so busy now with my swimming and all. another thing, i have a new story line where there's this girl who's really poor and then she moves to the big city to help pay for her family's rents and all that stuff. she then meets this guy at the bank she works at. ohhhhh! This is a true story about one of my mom's friends. i know it sounds too cliche, but it's real. no joke. well, i sort of put a twist on it since i only know the basics, but the summary is all true. Now on to the sorta bad news. The Gods of Love Suck will not start until after this story with i plan to call Help Me, I'm Broke.

03/12/11- summary for Help Me, I'm Broke. Natalie is one of eight children who's family is dirt poor. Landon is from the bluest of all bloods in New York, but no one knows. To help pay for her family, Nat moves to the big city where she meets Landon depositing money, and not just a few hundred, it's more like a few million! Who is this mysterious, handsome stranger that has caught Nat's attention and can't seem to keep his eyes off the innocent beauty and what is he keeping from her? (The names are my own and are not the real names of the people.)