Grimpeddler
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Joined 07-18-10, id: 735447, Profile Updated: 11-24-12
Author has written 8 stories for Friendship, Family, Life, Song, Religion, and Nature.

Howdy, everyone. I know not many are visiting at the moment, but if you'd like to check out some of my fanfictions too (you know, to feed your addiction) you can head on over to Fanfiction.net. I am known as the other half of Cu Chulainn 1945.

If you want me to read a story of yours, pm me. I can't make any promises, but I'll try to read it and tell you what I think. If you want to pitch an idea for a story you like, but don't want to write, I will take it under consideration!

Family motto: Wisdom is the conqueror of fortune.


Snippets of Wisdom

Writers are only men too bored for reality.

Know this: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was the greatest movie to ever grace television. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was an abomination.

These are facts.

It is good to be Good. It is horrifying to be Normal.

Mental disorder is the aspiration of an author.

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A Very Fundamental Introduction to Publishing by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Have a story, poem, or article you're thinking of publishing, or do you simply have a dream and no idea where to start? Here's the bedrock you can use to build the twenty-bedroom mansion or the house of cards your writing career turns out to be.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
A Fighters' Redemption by Amity Goldwell reviews
Inspired by the Guts, Gore and Glory of the boxing ring.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
Ode to the Protagonist by madhighlander reviews
I don't often write poetry, but when I do, this is what comes out. The title is based on an an essay I wrote at the end of Grade 10 writing class. Constructive criticism is strongly appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Schizophrenic by ohsocyanide reviews
They killed my dog.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Broken Throne by Catdemon-ninja reviews
This is a poem about people who trick other people into following them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
The Ship, Titanic by alisonreed00 reviews
Just a little poem about the Titanic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Breath of Life by Juk97 reviews
This poem won a contest, and was published in 'Whispers of the Wind', a poetry Anthology.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Conversions by Juk97 reviews
A poem about overcoming life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Obsessed by Juk97 reviews
Just a poem about obsession.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Monster by Juk97 reviews
A poem about struggling to deal with your internal demons.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Stress by Juk97 reviews
A poem about the toll life can take on a person.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
No Saviour by Juk97 reviews
A free-verse poem about the horrors of child abuse.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
In the Face of Eternity by The Mumbling Sage reviews
A prose poem The true epitaph of a human being does not lie in or on the grave, but in a place where for one moment, truly, they left their soul.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
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Good Morning, Boy reviews
Light-hearted morning.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Baby reviews
Free verse poem about losing a loved one.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Mister AWOL reviews
Describes a lonely man.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Complete
Hey Hi Mister reviews
A rolling stone gathers moss, but didn't meant to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Hey Hi Missus reviews
A woman leaves her husband in the night, but he's been expecting it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Men With Shallow Pockets reviews
Rich and poor.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
The Caretaker Dies
This is loosely based off of a man I love very much; mostly metaphor.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Truthful Friends reviews
In dedication.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete