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Joined 07-18-10, id: 735487, Profile Updated: 02-02-12

Hey there all!

Personal Info: I am female. I am a young adult. And that's really all you need to know, isn't it?

Okay, okay, since I went to the effort of typing out "Personal Info" and a colon, I'll share.

Lookswise: I wear dark clothes and lots of eyeliner. But don't let it fool you. I'm a happy little spaz.

Musicwise: Rise Against, KoRN, Disturbed, Chevelle, Eminem, Nine Inch Nails, Linkin Park, Slipknot, so many more... I am a music FIEND. Yes.

Moviewise: Not a big movie watcher. Some favorites include Wanted, The Condemned, The Hangover, 28 Weeks Later, Death Race, Easy A. I like boy movies. Violence, explosions, guns, prisoners, and zombies. LOVE.

Otherwise: Short attention span, big heart. Vegetarian. Have two cats. Yeah...

I love writing. Like crazy. But I'm bad about finishing things of epic lengths. So I've been doing mostly shorts and working my way up. I'm also working on my novel (which was written and is now being rewritten) on the side. I'll start uploading that... well, when I make some progress. Which might be a while. But hey,after two years of planning, you know it's at least well thought out. Haha.

My current stories are:

Getting Intimate with the Dead - Rated T - Complete

A post-apocalyptic one-shot. Deals with the aftermath of nuclear war and resultant mutations. A dark story containing a small spark of hope. (No, it's not about necrophilia. I promise.)

Metamorphosis - Rated T - Complete

A relatively modern short story focusing on a new designer drug, Metamorphosis. The drug has the ability to turn people into animals for short periods of time. However, it also has some rather alarming side effects. Join our nameless herione as she makes a choice that could save her life... or end it.

Brightest Hour (Book One of the Shifter Trilogy) - Rated T - In-Progress (Again)

BEING REWRITTEN.

In its entirety. Because it needs it. Unnecessary characters have been cut out, the story has been bad-ass-ified, general awesomeness has been performed. Now I just need to write it. XD.

Layers - Rated M - Complete

A slash fiction based on a dream. Adrian is a master of disguise, blessed with an unearthly gift. But when Robert catches him in action, his life is thrown into chaos. Because beneath his disguises, Adrian is hiding something. And in Robert, he sees everything he fears...

Basically, two boys with a truckload of secrets between them have to learn to coexist. And it's not going to be easy.

Pretty Burn Boy - Rated T - In Progress

Slashity-slash. Cynical, sarcastic, and suicidal, Noah Avers has some serious problems. He also has a gun. Oh dear.

I have been gone for quite a while. Life has a way of screwing you over on occasion, and I didn't really have any desire to write for a while. And then college happened and that shit's crazy. BUT. I am tentatively back, after almost a year of hiatus, and I aim to at least finish Pretty Burn Boy. I'm sorry for the massive update delay, and new updates will probably come pretty slowly, what with learning and all. But I am determined to finish! And my apologies, but I'm probably not going to respond to old messages on my stories, just 'cause they're all from ages ago and I don't want to spam the hell outta everybody. I'll do my best to respond to new ones. =). Thanks for all the support for my writing!
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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,130 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 4/10/2009
First Draft: The Other Kind of Roommate by Qk reviews
It made sense for Gwen to want silence; she was a novelist and needed to concentrate. Alex's reason made sense, too: he was on the run. Unfortunately, Xander wants a latté, and for a voice in Alex's head, the guy knows how to cause a problem.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 700,828 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 9/29/2010
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Phantom Heart Syndrome by aprilsunshine reviews
Owen makes up for a missing arm with a healthy serving of spite and sarcasm. And as irreverent and uncompromising as he may be, he might be Quinn's best alternative to her rash of dead end jobs, psychiatric medications, and unhealthy relationships.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,308 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010
Apathy by Raymond Lamar Gilstrap reviews
Welcome to Paradise. Emotions are illegal here. Every morning, all citizens must inhale the Purge, a gas that keeps them impassive. Liam Cato upholds the laws and Charlotte Tatum breaks them. This is their story. THE SEQUEL, EMPATHY, IS COMING SOON!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Sweet Miseria by Raico reviews
There was always a part of me that wanted to cave in and surrender. Let the bad guys win. Give into the exhaustion. But I couldn't. Roles had changed. Both Alpha and Vampire were relying on me. And even if I shattered I wouldn't fail. No matter what.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,436 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
In the Shadow of the Wolf by anissa7118 reviews
Allyson Charnock just wanted to be a veterinarian. But it looks like Fate had other plans for her. Her first mistake was trying to treat her sleepwalking herself, failing to realize it was a symptom of something else entirely.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,303 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010
Why All Superheroes Are SuperTwisted by TheRisen reviews
I'm terrible at summaries. Brianna Mills has been abused all of her life, and just when she thinks she's about to catch a break, she's kidnapped and turned into a super-human freak. She finds herself hunted by wizards, secretive government officials, super-villains and greedy energy companies. It's enough to make a girl lose herself. But where do the lost go?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012
Know vs Think by infraredphaeton reviews
When Cid, middle child, wishful writer, and owner of a pair of mental complexes, meets Logan, eldest sibling, successful law student, and ridiculously well balanced, he doesn’t expect much. Unfortunately, Logan does. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Candy King by RYTwinDemon reviews
He called himself the 'Candy King'; she called him 'psycho'. He promised her the world; she threatened him with a black eye. This is the story of the unusual relationship between the strangest demon in hell and the girl who wouldn't sell her soul to him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Hell of a Night by Pretty Rad reviews
Sequel to ‘Beast in the Barrens’. Something definitely isn’t right about this place; it's screwing with my head and making Sam physically sick. But does Gwen care? Of course not. And because she didn't freaking listen to me, we’re now trapped here. SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Blue Alert by Ptolemy reviews
James finds himself struggling with a dangerous part of himself obsessed with a dark part of his past. Finding comfort and love in a stranger may or may not cause Carl to strike in retaliation. Will he be okay or will more blood be spilt? -SLASH-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2008
Beast in the Barrens by Pretty Rad reviews
Sequel to ‘The Covington House’. You know, tromping through a forest for a creature that may not even exist wasn’t how I pictured spending my weekend. But, hey—at least Sam’s here to keep me company...if only we could get past the awkwardness... SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,370 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Pulling Through by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Single father, office errand boy, and stripper: Siarl does it all. /NaNoWriMo '10/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,442 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Covington House by Pretty Rad reviews
Great. Real frickin' peachy. This is EXACTLY how I want to spend my Friday night: in a supposedly haunted house with my bitchy best friend, her rival, and HIS best friend whom makes me extremely uncomfortable. I am so frickin' excited...Not. SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,308 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
The Sound of Snowfall by IceraMyst reviews
An errant courtesan finds himself snowed into very foreign territory. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Good Dogs by quietGOLD reviews
Challenge one: survive pack life. Challenge two: survive brooding, violent, loyal, and gorgeous Beta. Challenge three: try not to kiss said Beta. The curious story of a lone werewolf thrust into the visceral world of the pack.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010
Riley & I by luxicious reviews
“You talk with periods. You need more exclamation points in your voice.” “Right, this from the guy who doesn’t talk.” “I say what needs to be said.” “Yeah? And what needs to be said right now?” “I want you.” “Oh.” - Read and review, please -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,106 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Strictly Bohemian by Ri Kylee reviews
There was once a boy with blue hair, a flowered sundress, and an open mind for the world. Slight slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Zinger & Kinsey by Poynter reviews
A Christan youth camp and a rock camp are being held in the same venue. It didn't seem like a big deal to Ethan, who was happily attending the Christian camp with his girlfriend... until he fell in love with another boy. M/M, slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,627 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010
I Love You Please by Akimi Kono reviews
Ariane Pfaff is a young German girl who met Death face-to-face, literally, when she was three. Now sixteen, she is determined to find him -- and marry him. Even if he doesn't want to, and it appears he would rather be left alone. Death/Romance
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010
The Boy Who Cried Troll by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know the worst thing about being crazy is that not even your best friend will believe you when you tell him there's a troll living under the stairs. Okay, maybe not the worst. It's never really been an issue before. But it's definitely on the list.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Waywalker by Dave Lee reviews
Kaelan Hyde was the most promising Waywalker novice in the Azurium--until his beloved master, Sanda Ariel, scarred him and left him for dead. Four years later, a bitter Kaelan sets out on a mission to find Sanda, and uncover a truth greater than he knows.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,231 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Children of the Night by LeviathanDances reviews
Non-sparkly vampires, and a conspiracy spanning centuries... all centered around one young woman. 19 of 20 chapters already completed! Rated T for blood and other awesome stuff.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
Jack of Eagles by Skyline Stanza reviews
It stared when Jack awoke suspended from a bridge. Now, on top of his missing memory, he has to deal with leeches that eat dreams, an organization who's members uses playing cards to fight them, and strange ghostly figures...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010
The Second Layer by The Synthetic Divine reviews
Book 1 of the Freaks series: Beneath our society rests another, of supernatural beings who live without mercy or remorse. But tensions rise in a city as their leader begins to violate even the laws of their kind.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Medusa by Alison J reviews
I didn't mind looking after their baby for a while. Even if she had serpents for hair... --Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Paws and Hands by Comically So reviews
Alma took a shaky step towards Luke, who's body was hunched over in the underbrush, half hidden. With trembling fingers, she gently pushed the branch aside, and stared in horror at the bloody body laid out before him. "No," she whispered. "Not again."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010
Anomalies by Ji'Zion Gerud reviews
Lucas and Alicia are a pair of high schoolers with a strange and exciting secret, and Jacob Larson, a.k.a. Agent Scylding, is a demon hunter-in-training. This is my first story, please read and review!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Lie by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// Julien has always had an unusual relationship with the truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
The Way Home by Patches P.I reviews
A paranormal reporter who is a pathological liar; a whiny boy who can see ghosts. They hate each other, but what do they have in common? They need to get back to New Jersey from California! Based on the haunting of the Toys R Us in Sunnyvale, California.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010
The Therian Academy Chronicles by Love.Is.Free reviews
Demi Wesley and her friends are just normal students at an English boarding school. Or are they? Enter the world of Therians. Humans that can morph into an animal at will. Here, things are not always as they seem.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,129 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
April and Ehren Conquer the Universe by Chasmodai Blue reviews
April used to be a boy; Ehren used to be a soldier. It is because of this, and because it is the last quarter of the twentieth century, that they driving 80 miles per hour down the highway in a Pontiac Sunbird the color of ripe tomatoes. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
It Has Never Been Later Than Right Now by Chasmodai Blue reviews
A disenfranchised, pill-popping florist and an existentialist taxidermist set out to rob a 7/11, but end up doing something else entirely. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Edward Cullen Does Not Care About the Weather by Aibari reviews
Maybe it's like, you know, unicorns.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Thursday Afternoon by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Nicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
you can't do much more than think by glossolalias reviews
Joshua wishes that wasn't true. Warnings for incest, abuse, hints of m/m slash, masturbation, sexual content and some disturbed thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
How To Write Slash Like A Kid by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete