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Joined 07-21-10, id: 735876, Profile Updated: 09-07-10

Greetings! It seems you have stumbled upon my humble profile. I shall reward your limitless skill of finding the non-potential with an introduction of sorts;

I am an admirer of many pieces of art and literature, although I seem to have more skill with the former rather then the latter. So if you are here looking for stories by myself, you may be disappointed.

However you must fear not my, potentially distressed, non-acquaintance! I am slowly gathering myself a dangerous reading force to be reckoned with under the guise of my 'Favourite Stories/ Authors'. So if you are bored it is my personal recommendation that you take a gander at reading a few of them. I trust that you shall find yourself happily submerged in their literate depths. : )

6/9/10- I think this site has issues with that sideways v sign that you can sometimes use to make arrows? (Tried to use it for explanation-al purposes while writing this but it deleted the rest of my sentence when I posted it)

Anyway, if you have received an incomplete review from me/ a review that makes little sense, that's probably why. Sorry : (It seems to be O.k if it's 'pointing' right rather then left? Weeird FP, weeeird ).

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The Opal Fox by sugaplumprincess reviews
He's not Prince Charming, more like Prince Arrogant Jerk. And I'm no Cinderella or fair Juliet. I'm a sorceress and now I have to rescue him from the evil sorcerer. Partially Removed for rewriting
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
A Good Day for the End of the World by Eponine254 reviews
In the end there was a storm, and they saw that it was good. At the end of the world, four friends sit in a bar and wait for the inevitable. Written for the May WCC.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Smooth Jazz by Sercus Kaynine reviews
A man with a gun walks in to Chamberlain's cafe and threatens to kill everyone unless they give him a good reason not to.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Ernest: Expendable Guard by tuman reviews
The story of one guard who was never quite so stupid as the rest...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Nameless by Wylderaven reviews
It wasn’t the leather pants that got my attention, nor was it the clear pale eyes or the messy waves of hair that fell to the shoulders of his jacket. It was the fact that he was standing on my car... COMPLETE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Only Fantasy by Eponine254 reviews
Princess Arabella, held captive in the highest room of the tallest tower of the Castle of Sinister Death, reads a fantasy novel and dreams of a different sort of hero. Winner of the Deon Hofmeyr Prize for 2009.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. Lone wolf Hannah Madison never expected to find a werewolf pack in the Lake District - nor did she expect the attentions of two male werewolves, let alone a murderous rogue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Glass by Mazkeraide reviews
COMPLETE. Beauty and the Beast retelling. When a selfish prince makes a bad decision, his entire staff suffers. Years later, a young woman affected by the same curse arrives at his castle to break the spell. Can she save him and break the curse on herself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,409 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Martyr's Curios by Hobo Writer reviews
Greg is just trying to make some Christmas money. Instead, he finds a mysterious curio shop run by an equally odd girl and her tiny, creepy doll called Oberon, along with some magic he isn't quite ready to believe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Privateer by Dart Gray reviews
She thought she was on her way home.. but when she discovers the pseudo navy ship is a crew of dissenting privateers, she finds what she least expected.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
One Hand Clapping by Julia456 reviews
Sometimes, opportunity knocks. Sometimes, it smacks you right upside the head.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete