I don't write as so much edit. The reason have an account is that some of the author(s) I edit for have accounts, and one is particular has kept bugging me to make one. So to keep my sanity I have finally subsided to her will. Darling you know who you are.
If you did not get that this is merely my whit rearing its unannounced head let me apologize. I harbor no ill will towards this author, I merely needed something to put on my profile.
If you ever need an editor just let me know! :)