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I'm an avid reader and not so frequent reviewer. So my apologies to authors whose stories I've read but not reviewed. Then again, you probably wouldn't be here if I didn't comment on a story of yours. lol

Anyway, I am a sucker for stories of best friends, good banter, and happy endings. The last one being very important. I read stories to escape. Though I understand that life is not all hugs and kisses, I don't want to come home and read a story that just leaves me depressed. No matter how real that story may be, it is just not for me. I mean, if I wanted real life, then I'd just live it. I'm not saying it has to be all fluff because I like a good cry sometimes. I just don't some uber angst-filled story that offers some lame excuse for hope in the end. I am a fan of most cliche pairings; jock/nerd, bully/bullied, gay-for-you, etc. I don't care if it has been done before or if people are sick of them. I just can't resist them.

Things I hate, aside from sad endings, are whiny pathetic main characters, authors who expect me to like annoying characters, and sudden unexplained changes in behavior. First off, characters with no backbone just plain suck. I feel sorry for them the first few chapters but if you extend it for ten or more chapters then I'd probably want to wring the neck of that character at the end. Complaining is okay. Not doing anything about what you are complaining about is not. Second, I've read a couple of stories already where the authors purposely make characters annoying and then leave a note like "oh (character name) is such a b*tch, isn't he cute?" B*tch does not equal cute in my vocabulary so no. Lastly, go soap opera style on the characters switching personalities. There is only so many accidents that turn a good guy in to a jackass into a good guy into a jackass into a good guy that I can take.

So yeah, that's me. You probably don't really care since you authors should write for yourselves first.

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Drastic Propositions Lead to Lasting Repercussions by Ishtani reviews
Five years after Alex leaves New York, makes a new life at Harvard and sufficiantly 'moves on', Tyler's back and more ready than ever to make Alex his. Slash, Sequel
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
A Tale of Two Trucks by SeveRemus reviews
I'm a 5'4" interior designer with no love life when Joe - a 6'6" contractor - lumbers into view. Of course I'm going to get my heart broken, but a guy's gotta dream, right? MM SLASH rated M for adult content. Currently only 2 chapters posted IN PREPARATION FOR PUBLICATION by Dreamspinner Press, November 2012!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Life and Times of Princess Adam by Handsome Devil reviews
I'd like to say I lead a regular life, but then I'd be lying. I owe it all to Matteo, the idiot with the pouty lips who lives to annoy me, and to my best friend Wyatt... who I happen to be in love with. M/M Slash rated for excessive swearing
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010
Can't Let Go by peaceout reviews
That son of a bitch dumped me and then went straight to the most popular girl to date during our freshmen year. Now we're seniors, and I still haven't been able to get a date. Apparently, HE scared all the guys away. WTF? He dumped me didn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
Whatever by Demon Dice reviews
Brendan's failing Trig. His Coach insists he get a tutor or be benched for the rest of the season. So, why in the hell did it have to be Jason? Arrogant, over-achieving Jason Brayer. Rated for lang. and future slash, beware.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,997 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010
Power and Finesse by Kitty Roar reviews
Discontinued for now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010
Circumstances by Eff by Eff reviews
Everybody will tell you it's difficult to find love in High School, even more so when you're keeping secrets. But even if by some stroke of luck you do find it, sometimes holding on to is it the hardest thing of all. M/M love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,358 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/21/2003
Demons of the Heart by RoughDraftHero reviews
Set in a Prep School, this story revolves around the integration of Demon Students into the Human Student population. This will set off a few problems however considering humans carry what Demons call Scent Triggers. COMPLETE m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
A Funny Thing About Friendship by NoodleNation reviews
M/M Ryan, captain of the swim team is a sex deviant fiend. Jason, a player of the football team is filled with hatred and angst against Ryan. Isabelle, best friend to both boys just wants them to be together again. To be called the 3 amigos they once were
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Aurora's Consort by pesterme2 reviews
Devin has his life mapped out and goals set. He wants to help others and be a good role model. What happens when he is proclaimed the Consort of the new King of Aurora, a world full of mages and murderous intent? Male/Male slash M-preg
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 499,431 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
Skin Deep by Anego reviews
BeautyandtheBeast twist rated M- shonenai and fighting . Coredan is a young boy who adores his twin sister, and would do anything for her. But when the day comes that he pays too heavy a price, he meets Prince Londel- whos life is darker than expected.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,033 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Until You Loved Me by his terrible beauty reviews
COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,375 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
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