Smurph96
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Joined 08-08-10, id: 738931, Profile Updated: 08-09-10
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Umm, Hi.

Let's see, I'm kind of your average unaverage teen. That's about it.

More stuffs about meh:

Im 14 going to the ninth grade.

My favorite color is green.

My email is dr.cranberry96@gmail.com

Spam me and I hurt you...

And that's all I can think of now, I'll just add stuff later, pssh!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Imaizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): GreenChicken!

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alexandria Mani

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Murimson

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Orangesprite

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mranrs

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Delores (OLD!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kasper

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grapeplan

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Eye Patch

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Wouldn't You Like to Know? by This is you reviews
The future is never clear, especially when you're trapped in a deadly web of lies and murder. Running away from your past is nearly impossible, especially when you're Sage. Will she be able to keep her secret locked up or will her best friend find the key
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Silence is Golden by This is you reviews
Wanna know why? Come and I'll show you.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Dream Come True by This is you reviews
Not all people hate nightmares, some embrace them. Some like the blood, and death - the fright that chills you to the bone... Watch as a little girl's dreams come to life. ::M for implied rape::
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Starting Again by This is you reviews
Dying is easy. Life is the hard part.' That saying flashed through my head each day and I wondered...why not take the easy route? Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm too scared. ::Real events::
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Cured by This is you reviews
Sometimes pain is the best option. Pain equals life. Life equals pain. Whats so hard about that?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
Alcohol and Flames by This is you reviews
It seemed that everything came crashing down. They were going to die. No longer live. Kicking the bucket. Six feet down. It didn't matter how you phrased it. It was over... The flames consumed them. ::M for cursing::
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Juice by This is you reviews
Sometimes the most inappropriate, rude things, are the funniest.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Three Wise Monkeys by This is you reviews
She never got away...not like them.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
You just gotta love him by This is you reviews
Jordy's done so much crazy sh*t, you just gotta love him.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Who said I was joking? by This is you reviews
For once in her life, she was serious. But why did it have to be about this?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
For richer or poor by This is you reviews
The people that are struggling now, will always win.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Three Senses by This is you reviews
Look, feel, and hear your own horror story.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Heroine by This is you reviews
Even if good does win, later in life, evil will make you succumb.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Try to Hide by This is you reviews
Go ahead. Run. I'm gonna catch you anyway.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Jayde The Cow reviews
Jayde could sense things. Jayde knew this machine would kill all of farm-animal kind.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete