Vanilla Sonne
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Joined 08-11-10, id: 739297, Profile Updated: 07-19-16
Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, Essay, and General.

Hello! I'm Vanilla Sonne (not my actual name, obviously). I am finally twenty-one and now studying Pure Chemistry. Yuck, I know.

Sherlock Holmes ruined my life and so did Robert Downey, Jr. I will never admit it in public but I do love One Direction (that Irish fellow... wooh, yum) and Teen Wolf. Such Great Heights by Iron & Wine is one of my ultimate favorite tracks and The Maine is undeniably on of my most favorite artists. I feel like Frank Sinatra might just be the love of my life and Alex Turner should stop looking like sin.

I haven't written in a long while and I'm trying to figure out why.

That's all, I guess. If by any chance any of you'd like to ask me something or you just need someone to talk to about your story, feel free to private message me and I'll do my very best to give you my honest opinion.

V.

P.S.: Reviews are my most favorite thing in the world so please do review because I'll love you for life!

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Keeping The Peace (Aspen Valley Book 1) by Hannah Hooton reviews
Perky London waitress plus inability to tell one end of horse from the other DOESN'T equal racing secretary to grumpy trainer Jack Carmichael. Useless racehorse plus cheating jockey DOESN'T equal Grand National hope... or does it? SKoW runner-up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,306 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Love's Back Pocket by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Holly Dunn didn't know that when she began studying at a concert, the band's lead singer would call her out on it. Robert Stark didn't know how intrigued he'd be by her odd sort of ways, which is probably why he invited her to go on tour with him. *First chapter only posted. Ebook coming June 30! (Thank you, Guest reviewer. I apologize for not realizing your perspective.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Because Of You by Sam Mariano reviews
After a tragedy that shatters both their families, Nicole Harmon and Derek Noble are raised to despise each other. They finally meet for the first time in high school, and Nicole wants to make peace, but Derek is determined to make her life a living hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,617 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Foolish Games by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
She was everything he didn't want in a woman and everything he couldn't resist. She thought he was arrogant on top of other things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Reckless by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY. PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS. The long-awaited conclusion to the Thoughtless trilogy. **Chapter one and two preview only. Published by Gallery Books March 5th, 2013**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,184 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
Leaping On You by Letham reviews
It was official: the pleasurable feeling of pummeling her brother was nothing compared to the feeling she got when she was with Jackson. Something was obviously wrong here.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
Jerk? Of Course You Are! by Circles in the Water reviews
(COMPLETE) Overprotective brothers? Check. Guy best friend? Check. Annoying new kid? Check. Cat fights and punch ons? Check and check! Welcome to my cliched high school life...(UNDER REVISION 2019)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 190,655 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Misunderstanding by surprise butt secks reviews
Trying to go off Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands. Kind of morphed. Read it to see if you like it ... Mischa leaves her boyfriend thinking he doesn't want her. Maybe it's just one colossal misunderstanding. One-shot. Can be read on its own
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
What to Do About Max by marzydotes reviews
Kylie harbored fantasies about her boss, Max that were a bit naughty.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,172 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Friends With Benefits by Omnia Vanitas reviews
Friends turned into friends with benefits. Things were great for the two of them, until she realized a little too late that they weren't kidding in health class. It only takes one time. / / 1st Version / / Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,193 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Anatomy by Waialae Firefly reviews
Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,865 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Close Courters by Tamilda reviews
Jaycee Marsh just found her dream apartment. Unfortunately she can't afford to live there. So when the very good-looking owner, Greg Abbott, invites her to move in, she can't say no. They both have pasts that resurface. What would you do for an apartment?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Have Your Cake and Have Me Too by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Rhyming With Another Summer by qveenofcvps reviews
I want to climb into the lap of my rapist father. Novella. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Pictures of You by Cate.Anderson reviews
A successful painter living in Seattle, Cameron places a request through a modeling agency, Meg is sent to his studio to sit for his newest painting. After a series of trysts, the affair is discovered
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Life Isn't a Video Game by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
The Man Upstairs Has It In For Me by Scheherzade reviews
“Do you have any idea how much being in love terrifies me? My love for you has snaked itself around my heart and has claimed it. It doesn’t belong to me anymore, it belongs to you. I no longer control it. Do you have any idea how scary that is?" One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Welcome to Heartbreak by Nereids reviews
He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,664 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Not Quite Off the Hook by lulu.lemon reviews
Senior Year: Feelings that still exist, new characters in the picture, built up anger and sarcasm, drama, love...not so much love. Sandra gone... or is she? Who knew one hook up could cause so much drama? SEQUEL TO HOOKED ON HIM! -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,508 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Virtuoso by his terrible beauty reviews
I loved him like a symphony that soared inside my brain. I loved him, how I loved him, and his music kept me sane... A poem about falling in love with a musician.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
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View From the Patio reviews
The ocean stopped moving. This was home, he decided. The ocean started again.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Happiness reviews
Our greatest goal in life is to be happy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
Every Single Thing reviews
It's hard to point out ONE particular thing that made you fall in love with him. But I guess I'll try.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete