J. M. Cloud
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Joined 08-12-10, id: 739455, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Essay, Sci-Fi, and Romance.

J. M. Cloud has written mostly for professors and classmates at this time. He spends hours staring at his computer, alternately begging and threatening the muses. Occasionally it works, and then stories pop out.

When not engaged in futile attempts to hold abstract spiritual entities at knife-point, he can be found reading, studying, or spending time with his family.

He lives in Oklahoma with his husband, their boyfriend, two roomates, a python, and a Chinese pug. The pug is planning world domination in between naps and feedings, and the author plans to be her loyal minion when she achieves her goals.

At Cara's request by Cerberus Rider reviews
An English assignment, uploaded for the sheer sake of letting one of my friends read it. Enjoy Cara. And this is NOT what I think a good marriage is like :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
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Old Guard
A young man learns that romance sometimes really does take and Act of God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
As Certain As The Dawn
Jarik's back, and he's having problems sleeping. Being a sorcerer, he locates a...unique...solution.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
Do Coffee Makers Dream of Killing Sheep? reviews
A woman struggles to survive against a dystopian world...and her coffee maker? Had this up before, thought it was going to be published, so I took it down. Putting it back up since the deal fell through.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011
All Things Misspoken reviews
A powerful magic user struggles to hide his gifts from the Council of Magic. This summary will change as the story evolves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010
The Inglorious Mary Jane reviews
An account of my first experience with marijuana, in the form of an academic essay. Written for Comp I.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Sorcerer's Night Out reviews
Just an average demon summoner, out on the town for a bit of relaxation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete