Cort Jester
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Joined 08-12-10, id: 739479, Profile Updated: 08-18-10
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Horror, Love, Biography, Nature, Essay, and General.

I write mainly humor and parody. I am a nerd-philosopher, the one that seems to dampen the party mood by saying did you ever wonder about ... ? I agree with the Apostle Paul when he said "seek out all thing, hold fast to what is fine." I've lived in small towns but I live in the City now.

René and the Wok by hotpinkfleur reviews
class assignment. just a cute little drabble.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
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Dear Dr Johnston
A letter to the distinguished professor Dr. Johnston from the Gender Issues Language Committee.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 8/21/2010
Thin Oblivion
A very short treatise on being.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 8/18/2010
Upon the Window pain there was a Light reviews
A poem of light.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010
Byron's Dissertation
A story about the life of a PhD candidate.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010
Dear Friend reviews
A letter to a friend. A parody. A sad state of affairs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010
Dark and Depressing Beyond the Normal Bit
A poem of Love lost or perhaps never had. So sad, so sad, beyond the normal bit.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 8/17/2010
Harry and the Zombie
Things aren't going so well up at the Johnston's estate.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Rib Night at the Riverside Inn
A day in the life of the Benton City Boys, three low-life bottom feeders doing what they do.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Published: 8/16/2010