g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.

"Kiss me," he repeated."Why the hell would I do that?" I asked."You are sexy as hell when you're angry." "I'm not kissing you," I said when he stopped a foot away."I think you will. And you wanna know the best part?" he asked."No." "You're going to like it so much that you're going to think about it for the rest of the night." Before I could even reply, his lips were on mine.

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

Now a series of disorganised one-shots involving the characters.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.

What not to do when trying to show you can be independent: 1. Go to a party with the girl who wants to stomp your best friend. 2. Accept Jello from said girl 3. Kiss the cutie with the anger issues and no concept of personal space. It will not end well.

One night, Bryony Bennett had her first real kiss and a lot more taken from her, and from no less than Darren McFadden, her older brother's best friend, who she'd been in love with for, oh, only the last five years. *Three-shot*

What would you do if the boy you fell in love with was supposed to kill your father? After tearing her world apart, can he put it back together?

It was never on my life's 'To Do' list to fall for an unavailable woman. Mind you, neither was to wake up half-dressed one morning, with morning wood and her asleep on top of me, her having no memories of the previous night. Cupid has a sick idea of romance. Het/MPov.

Biomes School isn't Mickey's last chance: it's his only chance to get out of Gate and stay out of jail. He thinks he can save the birds. Smiling Jacinto, serious student, thinks he can save Mickey. Slash, if you care: SF boarding school story.

Lars wasn't difficult. Under pressure to get married, he found a nice wife who was also gay. It should have been easy. But she brought along her smirking brother as a kind of dowry - now that was difficult. Slash, and a very weird family, if you care-

Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.

(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.

You could imagine the scene we made: two teenagers making out furiously on the ground of the parking lot outside of their school while their parents, teachers, siblings, and classmates watched in shock, disapproval, disgust, and happiness respectively."

Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.

"No problem." My voice was shaking. I averted my gaze from his and when I looked up again, he'd entered his room and left the door open wide. "God," I muttered, stepping in after him, "give me strength." Michael & Paul one-shot. Slash.

COMPLETE / Holly just wants to have fun and sleep with a rockstar. Dan is busy with the tour, fighting a painful past and worrying about a self-destructive bandmate. Neither of them wants to fall in love. Sometimes shit happens. Rated for sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll.

I was a Muslim guy with a temper and she was the olives on my pizza...what was the point in eating pizza if it didn't have olives on it? **One-shot**

ONESHOT Jaden, the captain of the bloodthirsty football team, and possibly the strongest guy in the school stood stuttering before me, "I fell in love with you. I don't know when or how," he flinched, "Don't kill me?"

EDITED one-shot. When you leave town at the age of eighteen, there is usually a reason. Returning five years later is generally not seen as a good idea, especially when the townspeople subscribe to small-town racism and you're engaged to the enemy.

What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.

Alex, the popular, hot and nice guy in school is my neighbor. He’s nobody to me. Well, a nobody who kissed me in the rain and in his pool and... Okay, you get the point.

(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.

One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"

Baby, call me crazy but I know you feel it too.

Did the Earth just stop rotating? Did the rain cease to fall? Did the oceans just dry up? Did the ugliest girl in the galaxy just get confessed to...? ONESHOT!

One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.

What's a girl to do when she wants to get her crush's attention? Dress up like a boy? Sneak into his shower stall? Pray for divine intervention? /One-Shot!/

One-shot - 9symphs. Aidan was satisfied with the status quo. But when Luc comes back for Christmas and Tisha seems too excited, he changes his mind.

He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!

Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.

ONE-SHOT! "I told you that night that I loved you, that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. Why, for God's sake, did you go off the next morning and get engaged to that asshole?"

ONE-SHOT! "I'm sure you can dress on your own," Duke told me in amusement, "but you'll have a hell of a time buttoning this by yourself." He grinned. "It defies physics and includes being double-jointed everywhere."

ONE-SHOT! Weird doesn't even begin to cover Lori. "Why would you keep around something you hate?" I asked her. She sighed and met my eyes. "Well I hate my grandma, but I still have to keep her around. Don't set a bad example for me, Dillon."

“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."

When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!

One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...

One-shot. This might not have happened if he'd just let her in...

She told him she was pregnant and he smiled, ignoring the violent way in which his stomach twisted. Not so much a soppy cliche, but devotion with a twist.

One-shot - 9symphs. Aidan really wants to impress Rett. Too bad Rett isn't willing to co-operate.

ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”

He was eager. She was bewildered. He was a little dorky. She was a little nerdy. Oh how cold Canadian love can be! **ONE-SHOT**

We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!

Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.

She stopped in her tracks. He was holding her baby brother. No freaking way! “Let go of him you maniac!” Claire launched herself into the room and carefully wrapped her arms around Charlie tugging him slightly away from the glowering boy’s gentle hold.

He would walk her in the rain, she would talk incessantly. After all, that was just the way things were. Who were they to change it? Oneshot.

So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.

COMPLETE: Who does Amanda, one of my best friends, think she is having two boyfriends at once for this long? It's not right! She's digging her own grave. Not that I would know any better... After all, I am falling in love with one of them.

My divided family couldn't take another split after the death of Christopher and David. Then, I had to fall completely in love with Dorian Whellan. It would have been okay if he weren't my stepbrother.

Nicole's in love with her best friend's boyfriend. She has never told anyone about her feelings, except her diary. Unfortunately, the most arrogant, not to mention the most popular boy at her school gets his hands on it. [COMPLETE]

One-Shot. Then I heard, “...Was that a good groan or a bad groan?” And I remembered who I was with and threw my head back to glance at the sky and mouth 'Why me.'

[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.

I’ve known him since we were babies, and my mom swears to me that the first word that came out of my mouth was, “Zack” followed by “fuck”, then finally “mommy” and “daddy”. [MM Yaoi] [Bad at sums, just please read and review!]

Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.

After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?

When her brother-in-law Luke turns up unexpectedly on her doorstep, Amy learns that sometimes love has a price. SKOW nominee in the Best Love Triangle category in July 2007. COMPLETE.