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Joined 08-13-10, id: 739690, Profile Updated: 08-05-12
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

Yo! I've decided to post my stories here...Thanks for reading!

Name: Fafa

Age: In high school

Books: The Mortal Instruments, The Host, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Vampire Academy, manga stuffs, Maximum Ride, Cinder etc.

Authors: A bunch...

Music: Mostly rock, pop and punk. The Downtown Fiction, The Summer Set, My Chemical Romance, Hey Monday, We the Kings, Hot Chelle Rae, Mayday Parade, Panic at the Disco, The Ready Set and so much more.

Color: All colors please my brown eyes. Just kidding. Orange.

Food: Anything but pickles. I really hate pickles.

Country: O Canada!

ABOUT ME: I love to read and write and spend half my life on my computer. I have an account on FanFiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2359979/TheGirlWhoReadsWarriors I also have an account on Wattpad and figment, but the same stories are here and there. Check me out! ;) I have four siblings. I dread school. I have tons of friends. I'm out doing crazy stunts nearly every weekend, the ones I'm not, my mother has forced to me to stay home. I love talking, so PM me, I'll talk. My readers are my sole motivation. So comment on anything! Don't care if it's to criticize or compliment, just hearing from people makes my day.

Preferred name: Fafa

Favorite color: Orange

If you could have anything right now… A letter from Hogwarts

Favorite article of clothing: My worn-out sweats and orange sunglasses

Have you ever been cut…? You mean someone whipping out a knife and cutting me? No...

If you could change anything about your appearance… My boobs. They're too big..

Favorite alcoholic beverage: None

Favorite number: 37

Half empty or half full? Half empty when with people I'm comfortable with, half full with strangers.

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever is on the sink and full

Do you eat the apple peel? I'm too lazy to peel it off, you mean

Turkey or chicken Neither

Morning person or evening person Nightowl

Favorite thing about your appearance My eyes?

Gummy worms? Nope, never had them

If you could be doing anything right now… With my friends

Ever been in love? Love is an idea that society has planted in our brains..

Siblings Four

On my background… One Direction...I have yet to change it.

Pickles: No.

Guys in pink shirts… Depends

What pajamas do you wear? What are pajamas? JUST KIDDING. I wear whatever is clean...

They're coming for you… And I shall greet them with open arms

Saxophone or trumpet No.

Chocolate or vanilla Vanilla for flavored cakes and candy, but chocolate for a chocolate bar?

Ever worn your hair up? This is coming off to me as ironic, if someone knows me, they'll get it...

Least favorite smell My sister's mysterious farts in the night. And blood. I hate blood.

Favorite smell Vanilla and freshly cut grass.

When it rains… I hope it doesn't mean a thunderstorm.

One word to describe yourself Boring

One nice thing about the person who sent this Well, I stole it off someone's page on FanFiction...

Where are you? In my room.

Boxers or briefs Thongs. KIDDING (AGAIN). I'm not a guy.

What do you think of this questionnaire? Meh.

Blondes or brunettes I don't discriminate.

Favorite food Pillsbury's croissants

Married? Nope. If you mean my hundreds of cats, though.

Et tu, Brute? Awkward moment when you speak French fluently, and that doesn't make ANY SENSE.

What does your Pen Name mean? It just indicates that I'm very lazy.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Slytherin...My father will hear of this!

If you had one super-power, what would it be? Reading minds.

Do you have a special talent? Eh. Writing and reading?

What age group are you most comfortable around? I'm comfortable with anything above the age of ten.

Do you like cheese? Yes?

Who is your favorite Disney character? This isn't a good question to ask someone who's practically in love with Disney, but Simba and Mulan.

Favorite flavor of pie? Apple

Team... Not-A-Sport

Which shoe goes on first? I was supposed to be checking?!

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yes. At my crush.

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I don't eat spaghetti.

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? Four maybe.

Do you cook? Want a bowl of cereal or a toasted bagel? Then ask me!

Current mood? Edgy.

ABOUT YOU

What time is it? 9:52 PM.

What is your name? Fafa

What do you want to do? I want to figure out why my foot and finger hurt so much.

Where do you want to live? NYC

How many kids do you want to have? Depends on how good my husband is ;)

Do you want to get married? Not now.

Have you done drugs? Nopeeeeee, clean as a whistle

What do you like on your pizza? Veggies...PROBELM?

Can you cross your eyes? Yes, and I do it often to make my family laugh.

Do you make your bed daily? Sure, I love my mom.

Who you are I'm the thing in your basement

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird

my boy side

you love hoodies you love jeans

dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

shopping is torture (Unless it's video games or something like that!)

Sad movies suck

You own/ed a X-box

played with hot wheels as a kid

at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

you own/ed a DS, PS3, or Saga

you used to be obsessed with power rangers

you watch sports on TV

gory movies are cool

you go to your dad for advice

you own like a trillion baseball caps

you like going to high school football games

you used to/do collect baseball/football cards

baggy pants are cool to wear

its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

you love to go crazy and not care what people think

sports are fun

talk with food in your mouth

sleep with socks on at night

Total= 9

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (idk?)

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 15

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... Bolded ones apply to me :D

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You failed English 101

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own.

Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don’t get to write.

You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.”

When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.

You’ve heard/seen something and thought, 'I need to write that down.'

You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scramble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

You end an argument with your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.”

Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.

You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school. (Sort of)

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.

You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.

At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research.

You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process.

You enjoy reading mostly so you can analyze the author's writing style and use it to work on your own style.

You have a favorite line from every movie you’ve seen.

You'd rather talk to your characters than the people in the room.

You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters

You argue with said character (and even lose sometimes).

You wake up at 3:00am with an idea for a plot and immediately grab a pencil and paper, and rather than go back to sleep you stay up the rest of the night fleshing out your plot and developing characters. Then you stay so focused on it that you don't feel your lack of sleep until the following morning.

You have a folder on your computer labeled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.

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Playing With The Big Boys by xXSaraphine-DominoXx reviews
It's not easy being surrounded by sexy men, stuck in a military school, be undercover with people out to kill you, or have no one of your gender around for miles, but hey, that's life. So what does a sixteen year-old prodigy do when she runs into romance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Virtual Reality by GermanSam reviews
Look up the definition of gamer or geek and you'll find my picture. That doesn't automatically qualify me to go on a real action adventure though where it turns out that 'Good VS Evil' will be taken to a whole new level. *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Checkers by GermanSam reviews
Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Not Quite Off the Hook by lulu.lemon reviews
Senior Year: Feelings that still exist, new characters in the picture, built up anger and sarcasm, drama, love...not so much love. Sandra gone... or is she? Who knew one hook up could cause so much drama? SEQUEL TO HOOKED ON HIM! -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,508 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
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Never Have I Ever reviews
Hannah Forrest enters high school with a simple goal: make friends, hang out, study, and have fun. Her world is turned around when she meets Cameron Perry, sophomore, hunk and her new friend's brother. Forced to tutor him in French, she discovers things about him that make her want him more. Never Have I Ever been in this deep. *FULL SUMMARY INSIDE*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012
Memoirs Of A Fifteen YearOld Nobody reviews
Sophia Evans writes her strange thoughts in a precious diary. Losing it in an odd turn of events, a boy, Michael, happens to pick it up. He sets off on a quest to find her. This is just set up for disaster. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
The Year We Seduced Our High School reviews
Three girls are sick of being pushed around, so they devise a plan to take over their school. But love, secrets and surprises threaten to rip apart their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011
The Mortimer Sisters reviews
Three girls, Sophie, Mary Anne and Caitlin Mortimer don't see themselves fighting ogres anytime soon. But one boy on the doorstep changes that forever. Now they fight evil, wield swords and do magic. Full Summary inside. Eventual romance. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010
Rosalie reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010