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Joined 08-16-10, id: 740079, Profile Updated: 07-17-13
Author has written 10 stories for Romance, War, Haiku, Humor, and General.

My Stories.

Stuck Between Two Doctors & Her Dork In Tinfoil Armour Series:

Stuck Between Two Doctors - Completed & Under consideration for rewrite. It makes me cringe what my younger self wrote.
Her Dork In Tinfoil Armour - Complete!
A Single Blue Cross - Still being written in the future, however, updates are not anywhere near being posted.

Us Against The World: - On hiatus due to a lack of faith in young romance.

Tumours Make The Heart Grown Stronger: Current main project. Reviews make me write faster (hint, hint!) ;) ;)

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From the Cradle to the Grave by NiteSkyStar reviews
Sweet, geeky boy next door Chris was Meredith's favorite babysitter when she was little. Almost a decade later, their paths cross again... and Chris is now charming, wealthy, successful, and incredibly handsome. As they grow closer, Meredith finds their smoldering chemistry harder and harder to resist. Problem? She's 17. He's 26. Worse? He's getting married...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 166,129 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/22/2004
Kiss and Don't Tell by Dearest Enemy reviews
Their relationship was forbidden. Restricted. Off-limits. He was her teacher, for god's sake. It was against all the rules for them to be together, but it didn't stop them. They always tried to be careful, but after everything the worst happened. She was 17, pregnant, and couldn't spill the beans about the father. He was 27, hot-headed, and truly screwed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,055 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
From Harvard to Whoredom by Midnight.Moonlight.Mirage reviews
Love. Passion. Pain. Hate. Hollywood. She had sold her body for money, but her heart and soul were his. Watch the "movie" trailer (starring Adriana Lima and Ian Somerhalder) on youtube. Link is on my PROFILE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,236 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
How Unfortunate by Live As If You'll Die Today reviews
"My cooking does not smell like garbage, you ass!" Eleanor Reid didn't like most people. She especially didn't like the infuriating man who just moved into the apartment across the hall. - CURRENTLY ON HIATUS -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011
The Professor and La Fille Danse by arbishop3 reviews
At the age of 24, Charlotte Clark is perfectly happy with her near celibate lifestyle. So what happens when her older yet undoubtedly sexy professor starts paying a certain kind of attention to her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,489 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Double Deception by Love Junkie reviews
In 1907 NYC, Emily Wilson moves into the home of famous author Jonathan Evans under false pretenses to write an article on him. What will happen if this darkly handsome man, who's fiercely protective of his anonymity, finds out she's a journalist? EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,416 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Flaw by Reeech Beeetch reviews
Not-so-single girl meets not-so-single boy. Chance encounters, flirty banter, those beautiful tiger eyes and an electricity-charged kiss. Forbidden, complicated, maddening – and ultimately, soul-changing. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,974 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
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Tumours Make The Heart Grow Fonder reviews
He was department head, she was just an intern. She was bubbly and neurotic, he preferred quiet and classy. He detested the strawberry milkshake from the hospital cafeteria, but she drank it everyday. It was never a match made in heaven. So how the hell did they wind up in the radiology lab, making out over the film viewer?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,023 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: 5/27/2013
Us Against The World reviews
He was never going to be Prince Charming - he wasn't handsome, muscular or actually good looking to most. He was geeky, wore glasses, told bad jokes and was honestly a bit of an ass. But he listened, cared and was there when no one else was. As a result, I found myself falling for him. So what was the problem? He was my teacher. A teacher / student romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,106 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011
Her Dork In Tinfoil Armour reviews
It was never on my life's 'To Do' list to fall for an unavailable woman. Mind you, neither was to wake up half-dressed one morning, with morning wood and her asleep on top of me, her having no memories of the previous night. Cupid has a sick idea of romance. Het/MPov.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,440 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Venetian Rain reviews
There I was; twenty years old, single, bestfriendless and alone on a flight to a country of which I had no concept of the language. Nothing could make it more interesting, right? That was the cue for the modern version of Adoinis to sit down next to me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
A Single Blue Cross reviews
Who know that such a mark on a pregnancy test could cause so much joy, devastation and heart ache? Never take anything for granted, that's all I can tell you. Reviews will be returned at some point. Three part spin-off of SBTD / HDITA.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011
Stuck Between Two Doctors reviews
."Nothing untoward happened last night, did it?" "No, I'm a gentleman; I don't do anything like that, unless the other is sober or if we're both drunk." "Then why am I lying on top of you, with you only half dressed?" Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Scorched Mind reviews
A one-shot, short piece of descriptive writing. A man returns home, to find that those who he loves are gone.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Dear My Fourteen Year Old Self reviews
Okay, So I received a letter from my future self with words of advice. What does it tell me? One-Shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Uncertainty reviews
What does the future hold for each of us? The thoughts of a creature on a journey. - Written in Haiku verses.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Blood Of My Brothers reviews
A short poem written from a soldiers point of view about the second world war.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete