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Joined 08-19-10, id: 740629, Profile Updated: 05-10-11
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, General, Humor, Romance, and Horror.

Notice: Taking a break on Saturday, Feburary 12th. Will be back next week.

I am nobody. Well, I am somebody. I am fully aware of the fact that I am making no sense. Thank you very much. Now have nice day.

If I can't do something better than others do, I might as well do something new. Thus I took up parodies, satires, and deconstructions.

Metafictionized Phlebotinum Poisoning will be updated weekly on Saturdays.

What to not Write in a Fantasy Story is complete. Really, I haven't foresaw that much feedback. Thank you.

2010/9/30 Update: I have enabled anonymous reviews. My apologies to readers who don't have a FP account.

2010/10/4 Update: Minor typos and grammar mistakes fixed in chapters up to 8. Special thanks to fudgyvmp!


2011/5/10 Update: Metafictionized Phlebotinum Poisoning has been taken done for potential publication. My thanks to all readers. If it gets rejected too much (say, over 30 times), I will re-post a newer, edited version.

Wanna copy?

My story are available for plaigarism for the small price of your moral fibre, your honour, your dignity and let me see what else...ah yes, your pride. Get them now, before I grow hardened and take my stories off! But wait, there's more! If you plaigarize within the next ten years, I will drop your dignity, your honour and your pride in exchange for a mere payment of your sense of shame! So plaigarize quickly, and give me your moral fibre and sense of shame as payment!

(For those who actually refuse to pay due to any reason most likely having none to pay with, I will summon my devoted fans and warn any potential readers of "your" story of its true origin. And flame you. Now have a nice day.)

Other than that, if you want to post my stories somewhere else (not like anyone would likely), make sure you contact me beforehand and put up a "I do not own this. Wooper Link here does." disclaimer.

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Metafictionized Phlebotinum Poisoning reviews
Contains a lot of Metafictional elements, so that's why it's titled as it is. Involves a 100% normal boy, an extradimensional guy with a lisp, PLOT holes, and evil Mary Sues. Warning: 4TH WALL UNDER REPAIR. TAKEN DOWN FOR PUBLICATION
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010
What not to write in a Fantasy Story reviews
A little blurb about what I have noticed about the cliche plots in fantasy stories. Really, you wouldn't believe how many stories out there that follow this plot. Reviews not neccessary, but nontheless welcomed just to let me know that you understand.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
A Troll's Journal
Hm, a good summary is important to readership. What shall I put? Ah! Hey you Fictionpresser! Are you too lacking in intelligence to recognize how great this piece of work is? Your reluctance to click on the title is all a part of my plan to troll you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 919 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010
The Monster
Terrible and cliche title, I know. Written for the Writing Contest Game of the Roadhouse forum.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
An Attempt At The World's Shortest Fluff Fic reviews
You will probably go "aww." after reading it. Some flamers expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Glorp, the Nonhuman Protagonist reviews
A story with a completely non-human protagonist. Will you be able to sympathize with it? One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
Troll Fic: Chocolate Bar
Another 'Troll fic'. Tell me if this invoked any sort of feeling or strong imagery in you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Troll Fic: Writers reviews
A "troll fic". Do not come in. See, I am using reverse psychology on you. Is this good a description enough to get you to read it? Fellow writers are particularly welcomed to read this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete