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Joined 08-25-10, id: 741490, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, General, Essay, School, Humor, Romance, and Song.

Hi, just call me Cat! I'm an Australian who's obsessed with the 80's.

My pen name is a combination of my nickname and a 1982 arcade game, and my avatar is a scene from the Sims 3 (he had his washing machine repossessed!)

Now, I've deleted a few of my stories on here. Why? Because I'm paranoid they'll be stolen. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, but now that I've shared them I've taken them back... INTO MY LAIR OF DOOM!!! (Which is basically just my imagination...)

Basically the ones I've taken off here contain characters that I don't want people to take as they're my creations and not anyone else's :)

But the ones I did purely for entertainment are still on here, because I love to entertain. But still, as always...

Please do not steal my work. If you're not creative enough to think of your own stories, then why are you writing stories in the first place?!

So there you go. Bodacious!

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!!

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- Join the Forresters or the Piists, and enter a virtual war of imaginative attacks! (Join the Piists, for I am the Pope of Pi!)

- Throw things you hate in the bin

- Recommend Fictionpress stories, books you've read, or advertise your own work and talk about your love of poetry or writing narratives

- And of course, we have many other random subjects to release your inner madness!

And for every post, you can experience the taste of free imaginary Vegemite! If you dare to try it ...

Stories I'm working on right now:

- The sequel to 'Take A Life, Get Revenge' (General). It'll be 7 chapters long like the first one and set a few years later when Malcolm has grown up, probably from someone else's perspective.

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the granny who conquered the world by marceline the vampire queen reviews
three not-so-innocent children are facing a dreadful peril, and they haven't even had breakfast. with the help of a vegetarian vampire, an overweight siamese cat and unusually stylish arch-villain miranda goth, the mismatched group sets off to fetch back their grandmother and save the planet from her evil schemes. but will they make it in time?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010
Stop Smiling by Moonlight Serenade reviews
1- There's a hoard of smooth skinned, constantly smiling people running around. 2- They're zombies. 3- Adam was so not ready for this. Humorous vignette about the end of the world
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
101 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of WalMart by Only Odd Numbers reviews
So last year in Art Class a friend of mine decided to tell the story of how she got kicked out of Wal-Mart and thus the list was born! Seemed like time to share it. : Hopefully I can build it up to 101! Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
The Canonical Five by Forrests reviews
A short story that i wrote for my english narrative assesment task. I am only putting it up for mates to read but if you are going to read this keep in mind i am not the best writer, Also there is a high level of disturbing description of blood and guts
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
The Blackwood Curse by Rurik Lyutsifer reviews
The Blackwood estate has passed to Lucinda Black, but will the curse take effect, and how many lives will it destroy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010
Birth of a Poem Part III Melodic Motherhood by Inkyblack reviews
My views on the poetic process. Part Three of Three.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Birth of a Poem Part II Lyrical Labor by Inkyblack
My views on the poetic process. Part Two of Three.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Birth of a Poem Part I Creative Concenption by Inkyblack reviews
My views on the poetic process. Part One of Three.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Can You Cry Underwater? by Fair Charlotte reviews
Its so tragic its funny. Written by me and a friend in year 9.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Jokes of a Laughing Jester by Kosmikaos reviews
...I don't know either.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Henry VIII's Confession of Love Take Six by Silverwolf91 reviews
King Henry VIII writes a heartfelt poem to all six of his wives. Honesty is certainly a virtue...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Zombie by Insanity Streak reviews
Something I wrote recently. I hope you like it. R/R please :
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Benedikt by Rurik Lyutsifer reviews
The story of a mentally unstable teenager, left to survive in an abandoned town.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
The Time Jimmy Realised he was Gay by Channel 7 reviews
I came up with the idea of the poem while swimming at the gym ? Read on to see how Jimmy realised.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010
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Take A Life, Get Revenge reviews
Malcolm's sick of always being picked on, and something dangerous inside him has snapped. He's about to embark on a deadly quest for revenge against his attackers. Rated M because people are killed. I'll make a sequel eventually.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
It All Started At The Supermarket reviews
Bob Yvette was a lonely man doing his shopping, until he met Gladys Nightstalker ... A joint writing effort between myself, Rurik Lyutsifer and Insanity Streak. Comedy, rated M for some adult references.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Addicted To Bombs reviews
A short, silly song which was written for a music assessment about explosives. And yes, the music teacher was a little concerned... enjoy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Quotes From Egyptian Bazaars reviews
My family went on a holiday to Egypt, and let me tell you, the people in the bazaars - Creepy alleys filled with shops owned by creepy men - said some strange things ...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Anubis' Quest For Snacks reviews
A quick limerick about my favourite Egyptian God, Anubis, and his search for food.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
The Defective Brain reviews
A short poem about the brains of strange-minded people who don't use their heads for thinking of worthwhile subjects and will probably end up in a mental asylum - just like me! Yay!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Another Tragic Story In The Romance Genre reviews
It's your typical romance, with several major fractures.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Oh Carrot, How You Are Orange reviews
I was challenged to write a poem about a carrot while on a bus to be dumped in the Australian bush. This was the slightly disturbing outcome ...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
The Flying Machine With Splendid And Flippy
An assessment I did in English where we had to write a diary entry about the creation of a Flying Fox. The parent's names are taken from the cartoon "Happy Tree Friends", but they're nothing like the characters they're named after!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
James Flynn Avenue
A story about love, car crashes, haunted mansions, tight swim wear, organic produce and the wacky residents of James-Flynn Avenue. --Non-serious, purely for entertainment purposes!--
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
His World
My brother’s different to everyone else. He sees things differently; and he doesn’t understand what’s going on all the time. But he’s not stupid. If only I’d realised that sooner...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,327 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Mathematics Is Murder, And Other Subjects reviews
Short poems about the six core subjects at our school: Maths, Science, History, Health, Geography and English. I was nice to some subjects I don't like, such as Geography, but it fit in with my 11-line structure!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
Ken's Story Of Ireland's War reviews
We were studying the Irish war between the Free Staters and Republicans, and this is what Ken Bodacious thought of the war after his son was killed by his other son. Rurik Lyutsifer and Fair Charlotte made ones like this as well if you're interested.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
The Contributing Poem reviews
Created by myself and Rurik Lyutsifer. Contains references to Shakespeare's plays and other random people. Australians will probably understand slightly more than others, but you'll still probably be confused. Rated M for creepy references. Have fun!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
The Sky reviews
A silly poem I did for my friend on one of her reviews which I made a little longer to post. Warning: Random.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
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