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Joined 08-29-10, id: 742028, Profile Updated: 02-26-11
Author has written 7 stories for Horror, Young Adult, Humor, Action, and Supernatural.


'Ello, loves! My name, for all billing, coding, catering, investigatory, death warranting, kayaking, intensive, and press purposes, is Lazeris. I am twenty and joining the Navy! So, I'm pretty much the shit.

A little about me:

I live in Colorado, I like to consider myself talented in writing, music, acting, drawing, photography, and painting. I'm rather cocky, as you can plainly see. My writing style and content varies on the subject matter. I write things ranging from simple, pulpy goodness to horror and sci-fi. Most of what I write is darkly humorous and a little morbid. Because even in the most serious and life threatening occasions, I find myslef trying to keep a light mood about everything.

My Stories:

My writing career on this site has been short, but so far I have uploaded three stories. Well, more like two stories and the first two chapters of my novel.
My first story was Adam and Jade: A love story. It is a tale of two lovers that have a messy, messy break-up. It's a tale of obsession and lust. I think it's nifty!
The second was my novel, entitled New Kid In School. I only have three chapters of that on here so far, but as soon as my Microsoft Office begins to work again, there will be more. This is a story of love, change, and realigned perceptions for a high school girl in New York. It's neat!
And my third and final story is simply titled Bloody Hell. It's about Zombies and the work that is being done to kill them by a young couple named Draven Putritt and Elizabeth Nero. It's funny and violent!


That's all I have to say for now, but I'll be sure to keep updates posted for those of you who are interested. Thanks for your time, I love you all,


"And we sang with unrivaled beauty. Bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence."
-afi, "...but home is Nowhere"


Purgatory's Ball. I thought it was absolutely gorgeous to write and I hope you enjoy the plot as much as I do. About to start work on another one which will be entitled simply Night. It shall be about the world right underneath the skin of the world. That's All I give you!

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Mob Rule by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Be careful what you vote into existence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Wheat by fakiagirl reviews
A southern gothic tale of a crop inspector who visits a tiny farm and finds something he didn't expect. Written for an assignment for English class.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Teeth by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Tear your lover inside out.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Cheese, Crackers, Milk, Sandwich by Frore reviews
There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006
The Grotesque Deaths of Mr & Mrs Peanut M Andem by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
What do you think happened to that bag of M&Ms you ate earlier? Did they plop into your stomach and die without a word? Or did they fight for their lives to the very end? Oneshot
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
This Is What You Get by Muse Nocturne reviews
This is a VERY dark and sad story, inspired by the tunes of Radiohead's "Karma Police" and "No Surprises". BE WARNED! Violent Death.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
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Karma Police reviews
This is the story of a man and a woman and The Revolution. Action, Comedy, Romance and a lot of Explosions!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011
There Are Several Things That You Should KNow reviews
Abby was just a girl with a man living inside her head. Suicidal and completely insane, being haunted by a Poltergeist didn't help at all. WARNING! Self mutilation and bloody, explicitly detailed violence ahead.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012
Bloody Hell reviews
The world has gone to Hell. Literally. The dead that walk the streets outnumber the living thousands to one. Enter Draven and Nero; a couple hell-bent on a mass genocide of the dead and looking for laughs and meaning in a darkened world.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010
Pet Zombie reviews
Gross, dude." "What? Did my ear fall off again?" "Yeah." "Shit! Do you have a stapler or something?"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010
Purgatory's Ball reviews
Dying sucks. Trust me, I know. But what sucks more than dying? Purgatory. I wake up every morning crying blood and watching it turn to ash as it hits the floor.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
New Kid In School reviews
Shy hated New York. Up until meeting Cindy C., that is. Cindy was dark, scary, and beautiful. Almost a polar opposite of Shy. But from the moment Cindy looked at her, Shy was stuck with her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010
Adam and Jade: A love story reviews
This is the story of a break up. A break up that turns messy. Very messy. And bloody. Very, very bloody.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
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