.: I'm just an average aussie girl living life the way I like it :.

Pet hates:
-I loathe it when authors put up an author's note instead of posting a new chapter. Really, I do.
-Please don't put things in your story like 10 minutes later. I don't need to know 10 minutes have passed; make it obvious by writing it into your story instead of taking the easy way out.
-NEVER, EVER, under ANY circumstances put one of these (A/N: hehe isn't he so cute?!) in the middle of your freaking story. I cannot think of a worse way of pulling me out of your story. I want to believe what's happening is real, so as the author, stay out of it!
-I understand that FictionPress is not a "professional" publishing place, so there is a lot of informal writing, but if you want serious reviews please take your writing seriously.
-If you start your story with the main character being rudely awaken by one of the following: alarm clock, sibling, parent, brother's/character's hot best friend, I will not read your story. I'm sorry.
-On that note, never put "I suck at summaries" in your summary. You have two lines to sell your story; don't waste it on cutting yourself short.
-It's easy to criticize another person's works; but have the decency to at least refrain from submitting the comments anonymously.