Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Kids, Life, and School.
Who Is Earl Skunk?
My name is Earl Skunk
But not the Skunk of Earl
My mind fits perfectly in my head like a clam to a pearl
Skunk is my name but I don’t really stink
Alcohol I don’t Drink
I’d rather Play a game and think
Seattle is the place I live yes a city filled with Blue
Oh yes I am tight with my money but I am not a Jew
MIT and Berk a Lee are schools I did attend
I know people who read my work to them I may offend
Uncle Sam oh he is my dad he knows America best
Drinking Games and Alcohol and Women with Big Breasts
I am a man of intellect and of expressive arts
In fact I know many languages and I make music with my farts
My t-shirt it is 13 stripes red and white
Just like the Franklin they call Ben the one who flies a Kite.
I have 49 stars on my boxers made of Blue
I also have a Blue Hat with a star means that I think it through
50 Stars I carry what a heavy guy
50 stars of the States of Confusion
50 in the sky
Why in the sky you say?
Only because all they do is play
Isn’t that where stars really belong?
On the ground Isn’t that all wrong?
People wonder if I really care
Wear my slippers to the sky with my eyes I stare
Wear I stare in the sky I myself wonder Why?