Earl Skunk
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Joined 09-11-10, id: 743753, Profile Updated: 09-13-10
Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Kids, Life, and School.

Who Is Earl Skunk?

My name is Earl Skunk

But not the Skunk of Earl

My mind fits perfectly in my head like a clam to a pearl

Skunk is my name but I don’t really stink

Alcohol I don’t Drink

I’d rather Play a game and think

Seattle is the place I live yes a city filled with Blue

Oh yes I am tight with my money but I am not a Jew

MIT and Berk a Lee are schools I did attend

I know people who read my work to them I may offend

Uncle Sam oh he is my dad he knows America best

Drinking Games and Alcohol and Women with Big Breasts

I am a man of intellect and of expressive arts

In fact I know many languages and I make music with my farts

My t-shirt it is 13 stripes red and white

Just like the Franklin they call Ben the one who flies a Kite.

I have 49 stars on my boxers made of Blue

I also have a Blue Hat with a star means that I think it through

50 Stars I carry what a heavy guy

50 stars of the States of Confusion

50 in the sky

Why in the sky you say?

Only because all they do is play

Isn’t that where stars really belong?

On the ground Isn’t that all wrong?

People wonder if I really care

Wear my slippers to the sky with my eyes I stare

Wear I stare in the sky I myself wonder Why?

Midnight by The Sarcasm Dance reviews
Hope trickles through my hands. Let's steal the stars. A hopeful poem for once. I blame the sleep deprivation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
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The Internet is Such a Waste of Time
This is just about how ridiculous the internet is and how people only use it to look at stupid random videos instead of educating themselves by reading. It makes me sad how videos such as a guy rapping about a rape victim gets over 2 million hits.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
A Visually Arting Dilemma
Just a poem about Visual art and deciding to choose it as a career. It's more of a question as to what you are getting yourself into and if you want to accept the reality of the situation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
TeeVees On My Mind reviews
This about what can happen if you watch too much tv. You start rhyming about random tv characters, commercials, and some odd tv shows of the past that you remember. So if you like TV read this poem you might find a couple of your favorite TV shows in it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
My Temperature is up because of College Degrees
Poem about the business of colleges and how they can screw alot of people of out money by telling students that they will get a job with their degree and in the end just making sure that they get their money from them.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
There's a Code Red Up the Mountain reviews
Adventure about retrieving my favorite soda on the top of the Mountain
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010
Trapped in the Corner of My Mind
This poem is for everyone out there who is never listened to and always taken advantage of. Its simply about making the best of your life when you are down and illustrates the point that there are alot of people out there unheard of and need to be heard!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
Bowties Rock reviews
This is a simple poem why i think that bowties are far superior over ties. It really is a question of creativity vs conformity.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
The Pen is mightier than the Cigar and Cigarette reviews
People who smoke really annoy me so in combating this, i choose to smoke my pen. For i feel it is A cheaper than cigarettes B healthier to let out emotions with it on paper instead of destroying my lungs C Can create a lasting moment unlike a cigarette
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2010
The Tale of Steven Silverado reviews
This is a Satrical Story about A simple fellow who enjoys his own truck and his best girl. Throughout the story, The reader is bombarded by Names of Trucks, Specs of trucks, and really anything to do with trucks symbolizing advertising in the US
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
Sams Club wouldn't let me buy paper
Funny Poem/Story about my trip to Sams club in search for one particular item that i couldn't get anyways.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete