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Joined 09-26-10, id: 745668, Profile Updated: 09-26-10
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Life.

OH, HI FANFICTION.NET!

My name, Johnny!

I do some writing--I have spent over 12 years my life working on my current master piece--but I also enjoy reading! I have some time on my hands because my bastard work place has not give me my promotion. They steal my brilliant ideas. They trick me. They betray me. AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

My likes:

My best friend Mark! We go for runs in the park and throw football back and forth. Mark is expert on women.

My beautiful Princess Leehsa! She is my future wife. I do anything for her. She never betray me like those bastards at work.

Denny, my surrogate son. He also love my Leehsa. But I trust him and Leehsa, so it is okay. Remember: if everybody love everybody, the world be a better place!

Tommy Wiseau, the greatest actor, producer, writer, and director of all time.

My dislikes:

People that betray me.

Alcohol.

Women who say I hit them when I DID NOOOOOOOTTT!

I like to review stories. But I don't like to plan too much-because it might not turn out right!

Oh bye.

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You Stab Me In The Back! reviews
Betrayal can ruin a good man. You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
I Love You, Lisa! reviews
A poem I wrote to my darling princess, Lisa. You are the light in my life and I would stand in the way of a bullet for you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete