Author has written 2 stories for General, and Humor.
Hey guys, welcome to my page :D
Stuff about me:
I'm an 80yr old trans who is currently very bored and oh wait- =/
I tend to be rather cynical but I can also be very very very nice. -ahem- My most outstanding trait (in this case being the one that stands out the most, not the 'best' trait) is that I take many things literally. I don't take every single thing literally, but during arguements, they're my favourite method. I'm also said to have a morbid of humour, a very good sense of humour, and no sense of humour. Of course, some of these opinions may be a little biased... -ahem-
I can often do things without thinking so if I offend anyone, I apologise here and now. (Of course, if you're someone who deserved it, then I'll take it back.) Would sarcasm come under 'humour'? To me it's a kind of dry humour and something that I've been using quite a lot recently...
"...My lips are sealed by oath. But you can't let me drown in orange juice! It is not a manly death!" -Year of the Griffin by Diana Wynne Jones
Kyprioth: on the benefits of gods "...I am good for flowers. :D" Aly: "So is manure." -Trickster's Queen by Tamora Pierce
Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes:
Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Davy Jones: I cannot be summoned like some... mongrel pup!
Lord Culter Beckett: Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die... or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die. Uh huh. And that just makes it SOO much better.
Will Turner: Why don't you both go ashore, and leave the ship in my command? Temporarily. Sparrow's finally starting to rub onto him..
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
-Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain. Okaaaaay...that's just creepy
Jack Sparrow: MY PEANUT!! Aaaaaand that's even more creepier
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
Jack Sparrow: -sees Elizabeth- Quick! Hide the rum!
Gibbs: And what makes you think you're good enough to crew the Black Pearl?
Jack Sparrow: -to cannibals- Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...-splashed by wave-...Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Scarlet...-gets slapped- I'm not sure I deserved that. -blond woman approaches- Giselle...
Scarlett and Giselle are fightin while Jack watches the Pearl sail away
Scarlet: -to Will Turner- Jack Sparrow you say? No, I haven't seen him. Well, if you see him, give him this message for me will you? -slaps him- Ouchie
Jack Sparrow: Why should I go back with you? 4 of you tried to kill me! One of you succeeded. Who knew pirates could be angsty... =/
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship! Heheh, lol. Poor birdie...-snickers-
Anyhow, I have to go. My brother's (Guess his gender. You guessed wrong.) to cook an egg. 30 seconds in and he's already in trouble. -_-" Cya!