Hey my name is...

hahaha it's a secret...shhhhh...Joking...It's Hanna :)

i'm female.

have blackish hair.

and brown eyes.

i luuuuuurvee reading. a lot :P

anywayy... i am a teenager ( fourteen) and no i'm not pregnant...or taking drugs...or stealing stuff!

i haven't got much else to say but i just hope you enjoy my stories!! :)

95 Of Teens Would Break Down If The Jonas Brothers Or Miley Cyrus Was About To Jump Off A Building To Kill Themselves. Copy And Paste If Your The 5 That Would Grab Your Camera And Film While Yelling "JUMP BITCHES!"

If you are the crazy friend and not the one with crazy friends copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) movie character(s) that should exist in real life, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction or fictionpress to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Math with a passion, copy and paste this to your profile (and I will be your similarly math-hating friend)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that has said pull or vise versa, paste this on your profile.

If there are times where you like to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If for some reason you have ever laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.

If you wish more people were like your friends on Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run down an up escalator or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU AREN'T! copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social copy this to your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

my favorite word is sarcasm.

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" yep, pretty much and they say there are no such things as stupid questions god Hermione can be an idiot

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Duct tape is like the force: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again

Why are all the good guys only real in books?

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"



Suck it up and get on with your life...

or you can just turn into a vampire...like me :P