The most infuriating moment when you're computer had a virus and you weere unable to check on your document manager, and 97% of your stories are gone. And this was the only place you kept them.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) (YES, A LOT. So much that my little sister asks me "Who am I talking to?" Answers: My cat L, My shinigami Grell,)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') (Yes.)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (Sometimes.)

You live off of sugar and caffine (Sugar yes, caffine no.)

When ever you are listening to a good song, reading an awesome story, or just saw something that gives you an idea you walk around and talk to yourself (YEEEEEESSSS ALL THE TIME)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. (The only e-mail I check is my inbox here at Fictionpress, Fanfiction.net, and Youtube.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Long yes, random no.)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (I do)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (I don't even know what that is.)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (I have to get up.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (I'm surprised they haven't yet.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (Happened to me once.)

People think you have A.D.D. (No.)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (Eeehhh maybe.)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. ( I don't.)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (Yes, and I giggle a lot for other reasons.)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Some still do.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (I didn't fail.)

You and me are alike if...

You are really tall for your age

Your eyes change color with your moods, and the lighting

You are possessed by a demon

You like things your gender normally wouldn't

You don't have many friends

Since you don't have many friends, you befriend fictional characters

You are very attached to them

You see things on a higher level than most people

You have an online friend which you've never actually met, but you think of them as your best friend

You love Japanese music, and other foreign songs

You speak Japanese

You speak it with a very good accent

You think Japanese names are cool

You have long nails

You can make yourself sound just like a cat

You love animals, but love cats, rats, and wolves the most

You sing randomly

You scare your classmates

You enjoy it

You like to play with sharp objects

You get into things

You have a higher intellect, but many people don't realize it

You sit in the back corners of your classrooms

You stutter, slurr, and talk too fast

You automatically think people named "Kim" are stupid

You see the other sides of things

You love writing, but you often get writer's block

You think fanfiction is the best kind of writing there is

Your the oddball of your family

You chew on things

You are misunderstood

You I hate the super religious, yet you them amusing to scare

You wonder why people won't ask you out

You hate your dad

Your computer is your life

You would burn down a house for chocolate

You laugh insanely for no reason

You are very funny, but a lot of people don't get your sense of humor

People think your evil

People think you purposely killed your pet

You are cursed with an unrelenting cough

Your hand writing is terrible

Your little sister's an annoying, bossy bitch

Your older sister's a controlling, cruel, egotistical whore

Your other older sister is...well you don't know

Your older brother is...well you never met him

You have A LOT of cats (currently housing: 398 lol)

You often overdo things

You carry a backpack no matter where you go

You wear coats no matter how hot it is

You put backgrounds on laptops at school

People say your a good leader, but your classmates don't think so

You have a lot of things to say, but since you don't talk well, you don't say anything

You hate, and are horrible at math

You've had teachers with funny names

You have a heart condition

You love anime, and manga

You accept homosexuals

You find a lot of your classmates ignorant, and mean

You don't like to to change your seat

You are stubborn

You are slightly psychopathic

You might have Asperbergs

You get angry easily

You would like to go back in time, and fix some screw-ups you've made

You don't get the point of having a relationship

You often have to sit by or get partnered with the most annoying, rude people

You are very secretive

You are very wise

People say your more mature than others, but a lot of the time you act just like everyone else

When you tell the teacher that someone has bullied you they don't really give a shit

You prefer talking to adults rather than kids your own age

You believe that the only justice there is, is the justice you take

You almost always sit with your legs crossed

You always have chapped lips, and no chap stick ever makes it better

You prefer the company of animals to the company of people

You are a good fighter

You're stronger than you look

You accept all kinds of people

You may have a split personality

You love to read

You love to write

You have boundless loyalty

You are prepared for a zombie apocalypse

You don't eat lunch at school

You may have OCD

You love classic rock, and hard rock

You love metal core

You can howl, and snarl like a wolf

You are creative

You HATE Twilight

You hate Justin Bieber

You hate Taylor Swift

You like dark animated movies

You have a weird laugh

You get PWNED a lot

You do think of good comebacks, just twenty minutes later

You are both fire and ice

You like blue lightning

You hope to have your own anime series about your books

You hope to make a video game some day

You LOVE milk

You are creepy

You wonder why your stories don't get more reviews

You like music other people don't like

You like blood and gore

You sometimes say "I need a beer." or "I need my cigarettes." even though you don't smoke or drink

Your neck always aches

You hate it when you nails break

People are often rude, and mean to you for no reason

You hate coffee

You would rather live happy lies than painful truths

Little kids annoy you

You will NEVER get married

Nor have kids

If you did you would name them things like "Bane" or "Reiyuu"

You like animal robot hybrids

You LOVE chocolate

You blame yourself for the death of your friend

Quotes:

"Writing a novel is agony." - George Orwell

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.” -George Orwell

"Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand of." - George Orwell

"If a write merely wrote for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away. " - Victor Hugo

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." -Jack London

Preview Of Coming Attractions:

Blood Stained Red Lane: This all could've been avoided. Deaths could've been prevented, lives could've been saved from ruin. But no, the world just had to keep on creating monsters. Murders aren't born, they're nutured. Demons are real, and everywhere, while angels are scarce. The ones that pick on the unfortunate, and disadvantage with soon know the bitter taste of cruelty that they once controlled...but those who seek revenge often end up worse than they were before.