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Joined 10-07-10, id: 746981, Profile Updated: 11-04-11
Author has written 18 stories for Manga, Haiku, General, and Love.

"Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen"- The haunting ( 1963)

: Insipientia corde suo, non es deus. Non est vita qui adorem, non es usque ad unum. Es excommunicatus, ex unione fidelium.

(Foolish of heart, thou art not a god. There is no life for those who do not adore, and to a man thou hast not. Thou art excommunicated from the union of the faithful.)

So after long Debate I hhave finaly decided to start my project. Project Mutant Tea party chronicles, but by myself, if your instrested in assintg then please pm me.

http://www.themutantteapartychronicles.wikia.com/

Beware young humans for you have entered the lair, of the demonic and demented... Catoptromancy!!! ( DUN, DUN DUN

My name means foretelling the future: divintaion

Crypteasthesia: a supernomal perceoption such as telepathy or clairvoyance

I have a fanfiction account too... but for security reason you cant no what it is.


New story ideas: ( PM IF YOU LIKE)

The reality Dream

After being in a coma for 8 years, 20 years old Anwyen Jones wakes up and all seems to be well, but when strange dreams begin to plauge her, questions are made. What used her mind in the coma, who freed her form the coma, why does she need to go back, why do they keep caliing her the Goddess, who are the giant pot smoking pixes, and why is there a sevetny year old man confessing his love for her?!. What is going on here?!

Quotes:

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.

Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Today is the last day of some of your life.

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Life is wasted on the living.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.

Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.

Life is what happens while you are making other plans.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.

In the long run we are all dead.

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.

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It's a boy! or is it a girl? What? by Maika Du Pont reviews
Soccer is what Yui lives for, problem? The only good soccer program is at a boys school, but nothing is stopping her. Add in a semi-normal room-mate, a perverted sempai, a punk boy, a moody actor, a girly boy, and crazed fan-girls. What do you get? Chaos.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 500,799 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/19/2009
The Joys of Everday Life by monsterbunny reviews
The quirks of life make us what we are. To capture these unforgettable moments in life they need to be written down and this is what this 'story' is all about. Even the dullest moments can be hilarious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011
Pimp my Avatar by monsterbunny reviews
2020, the newest trend in Japan has taken hold of all girl's, young and old, hearts. It's name 'Virtual Boyfriends', a dating simulation just for girls.It seems every girl has fallen for it even Narue but would she be the one to step out of the crowd?T-T
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
My heart belongs to the devil! by monsterbunny reviews
e to be every girls dreams but arranged marriages!Not to mention to someone you don't know or haven't met. Best thing: The groom is the devil himself.Rin tries her best to cheat out of this but would the groom counter her every move.Hell yeah!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
15 Useful Ways to Use a Croissant by monsterbunny reviews
Because just eating it is not enough.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
the shipwrecked by nickyO reviews
a toast, "to Capitan Jack Sparrow" I mean seriously how do you write a summary for a haiku...it's three lines for heaven's sake
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Anubis' Quest For Snacks by Xevious Cat reviews
A quick limerick about my favourite Egyptian God, Anubis, and his search for food.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
Kishijoten as Rapunzel by monsterbunny reviews
A Parodia of the legendary Barbie and her remakes of fairy-tales. Also don't ask me why I watched it... I was a very retarded child for watching it... and this may be also may be the last Parody I will ever write.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Twilight by Thenardier reviews
A conversation with a friend led me to write this rather obvious haiku. It has been said that twilight really highlights the difficult choices and problems of teenage girls today.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Kishijoten in 'Drunkerella' by monsterbunny reviews
It's when Fairy tales meet crack for the first time along with Kishijoten pulling the strings to this Parody-ish of a tale of love for sake, money and of course se--ntimental stuff that will make you wish I hadn't created another kids story. Not for kids.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Vampires by Thenardier reviews
I am so sick of starstruck vampire groupies writing countless tales based on 'fluffy' vampires conjured by the twilight series. This haiku is for the discerning.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Octopus chan is so, so, so kawaii, desu ne? Ne! by monsterbunny reviews
When you thought cute comes with innocence then... you're totally wrong. Some morals and scary cute things, it's really not suitable for children but hey I was bored... some violence stuff...
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Insanity: He’s my boyfriend by monsterbunny reviews
My poem of Insanity. He's really my boyfriend...along with part two of this poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Kishijoten in a Mermaid's Tale: A Parodyish by monsterbunny reviews
Says so in the title. A Parody-ish of Barbie's "Barbie in a Mermaid's Tale" and don't ask me why I'm watching this. Hope you enjoy. May contain: A whole lot of coarse language, adult themes and other stuff.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
The strange business going down is in your toilet by monsterbunny reviews
One shot. About a misfortunate boy who finds something strange in his toilet. One thing I promise is that there's some weird stuff happening in this story along with bad humor, a weird couple pairing and a strange and unhappy ending.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
A smile becomes a kiss: A stalker story by monsterbunny reviews
One shot. She's a stalker but she doesn't realize it yet and she doesn't realize she loves him . A love triangle, confusing love, a pinch of yaoi and twincest. Hate it or love it, it's one of those stalker stories that gets confusing.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Moon by Matthew Layman
A nature poem at heart.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Like Love by brightest darkness
Fighting the hopeless
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009
Series of Life Moments by brightest darkness reviews
a series of Haikus... Some sad and some happy, always life moments. Appreciate reviews. R&R
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
Make That Two, Bitch by Chidaruma Kamisori reviews
Not So Nice Haiku about Babies.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
Dark of the Night by Faith Adeline reviews
In the dark of the night, our deepest feelings show. . .Haiku collection. R&R
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Calling Me by Beauty From Pain reviews
Death is calling me.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
True Love by Beauty From Pain reviews
Death is my true love.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Ants Are Vulgar by Anthony C. M. Thomas reviews
A haiku about a vulgar and rude ant.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Humans by darkmoon218
The way humans really are.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The joys of public transportation by October Undies reviews
Come on man! Do you really think I don't notice your hand moving around under the jacket you strategically placed over your lap? At least go to the back of the bus. And don't forget to take that girlie mag with you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Morbid Humor Haiku by Amaya Kasumi reviews
If your easily offend, then don't read. It's not meant to be taken seriously!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006
Evil Panties by October Undies reviews
If I had just done my laundry; I wouldn't be suffering at the hands of the evil panties.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005
The bug by gothbiboy reviews
I'm happy, I just got my liscense...I wanna make everyone else happy too, so enjoy!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
Kebehut by Tehuti 88 reviews
What happens when the god of death falls in love...with a mortal? An original Egyptian myth. (Anubis fic.)
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
A Birthday Party Gone Horribly Wrong by Zainab reviews
Never bore the little kids
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003
Young, Dumb, and Full of by WhisperBlack reviews
a silly haiku about teenage boys. funny, I promise
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2003
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What lurks in the night reviews
children sleep... the killer comes in...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
What will you do?
what would you do if this was you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
So paydehk raynd My beating heart
Drec ryegi ec fneddah eh Al bhed frelr ec vnus Final fantsy X This haiku is written in Al bhed which is from Final fantsy X, it has nothing to do with that series but I just had the urge to do one realy bad
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Updates of a random messiah reviews
Odd belives she is a messiah and she's about to send the world on wild ride! Includs pinball machines, zombies, angels and the legendary tyranasaures mex. ITS a whole lot of randomness with a side of botard, that all idiots will enjoy.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Moo Bang! dead silence reviews
moooo....
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Brotherly love
Two brother s. Revenge
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The strange family life of Gaius
Utter randomness. Poor Gaius has a faimly and he wished he didnet.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The boy in the cell reviews
A young boy locked in a cell is about to get revenge. One shot
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Obey
A haiku
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Horatio the Ninja fox thats also a cat vs the BJK
Horatio was a ninja fox thats also a cat and is going to war against the banana jerky king! Mentios the land of tequila and whiskey! Makes no since at all! read if your bored! Always were underpants! Never eat bananas again!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,649 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
In the dark
haiku about not knwoing what soemoen thi nks anymore
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
pissed of reviews
contact is what I need
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Dont go
Daily Haikus I post for no reason myabe theritputic from my mind, dreams and heart
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Angst/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
why deidara
what all deidara fans yeleld during his death!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
maniac child reviews
something sad
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
vampires
i wrote htis and now am thinking about making a vampire story, to prove twilight wrong
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
annoyed
a truth about me somethimes
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Be Wary of victims reviews
A wonderful tale about how you should be careful who you target. Oneshot
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
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