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Joined 10-09-10, id: 747188, Profile Updated: 01-13-13
Author has written 45 stories for Romance, Young Adult, General, Life, Action, Humor, Humor, Fantasy, Supernatural, General, and Horror.

Well, hallo there!

My name's Kneat.

I write stories.

And I like when other people read them.

I also like to state the obvious.

Be warned that a lot of the stuff I've got up here is fairly outdated, so if you have any major qualms with any of it, chances are I've improved now, at least a little bit! Also, you should know that I'm very impatient and also somewhat technologically-impaired so if there are a lot of weird formatting errors in my stories, that's to blame. It's also the reason why I don't usually go back to edit things or add in new chapters! xC I like to do this thing where I write a short, diary-ish vignette from the point of view of a character and then title it with their name, so you'll probably see a lot of that here. I have some angsty, depressing stuff stories up, but also a few happier, more inspiring ones as well, so feel free to poke around a bit... Shoot me a mail or something if you want to chat, ask questions, see more stories... I've had a history of logging on here only very sporadically, but I'm going to try to mend my ways now! (You can get in contact with me on Tumblr, if you want; my URL is bodyfluidcleanuptkit.tumblr.com ... but yes, that is just a shameless bit of advertising that's not really relevant to anything else on this profile at all! C:)

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Of Your Eyes and My Ice Skater Thighs by Eiya Weathes reviews
What’s with me and bumping into hot guys with even hotter accents both literally and figuratively? No idea, but I think I need a cup of Starbucks to keep me sane. It doesn’t really help that I’m slightly boy-obsessed. Skittle sticks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010
Seeing Red by Dreamers-Requiem reviews
A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend who needs blood is just a vampire.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
Adagio in G Minor by a-random-writer reviews
Wishes and reality rarely intercept. She learned this the hard way. middle of the night inspiration. haven't written in forever.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
MHS Tales: Mr Viemeister by Mandyla reviews
An assignment for English based on the Canterbury Tales, written about a new band director we had that no one really liked all that much.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
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Teddy reviews
Not particularly fond of this but uh, it has a beginning a middle and an end so that's good. I was given a prompt to write about a broken toy abandoned in a park and this... happened. :o
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
clouds
some musings with a backdrop of thunder. i like it a lot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Abhorrent
Sort of just thoughts from a girl who's a lonely pompous asshole...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Published: 12/24/2012
Cycle reviews
Warning for nonconsensual things with the barest of details
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
Birdcage
Oh boy, it's been a long time since I've posted something on this site. Just kind of a short daydream I had that I'm fond of. If anyone likes it I'll put up more recent writing too?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
Sheep
another poem...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
at first sight reviews
a poem. :3
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
Dear Dad,
Just another letter of sorts. I rather like these. :3
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Break me down
This poem might not make any sense at all because I just sat down and... well, wrote it one day, but I do rather like the way it seems to flow...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
The Mission
They're doing it...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Published: 1/22/2012
Funerary
Tentative title...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Published: 1/22/2012
Valentine reviews
Not really sure how I feel about this, so I figured I might as well post it and see what happened... it's sort of disturbing and violent but also sort of vague... hopefully it's not too hard to infer what's going on?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Squidhead
I started writing this which is why it's so vague and just sort of stopped... but the idea really intrigued me, nonsensical as it may be, so I might want to pick it back up again and turn this into a sort of modern fairy tale. What do you guys think?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Published: 1/20/2012
Dear You, Love Me reviews
An encouraging letter to get out there and live! 3
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Things To Remember
Just something I wrote from the point of view of a character of mine once, and wow, I'm stating to remember how inspiring it actually is... life is good!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Lanterns reviews
not a thousand...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Emily
So she's writing a story, and at its cold, black heart, it's a story about herself. But really, you wouldn't know it...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Published: 8/18/2011
Vertigo reviews
... Apparently there's no way to have a break between paragraphs here? And no way to edit a story once you've posted it? So sorry it sucks, because this stupid thing isn't showing up the way it's supposed to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011
Bernadette
She's a drummer, and she's a warrior.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Pieces
"Open", I whisper...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Remalia! reviews
Steffi Gomez knew she was a lot of things, but "prophesied savior of a fantasy land" was one description that had never occurred to her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010
Greyson reviews
... working title. XD Shall I continue? It'll get pretty intense... :p
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010
Garrett reviews
he can never escape what he did back then. and he's not trying to.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Darling reviews
I used to have it all... how did I mess that up?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Nikko
He doesn't have a family. What he does have is dreams.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Stamforde reviews
Nobody is quite sure exactly what to make of the young man called Stamforde. He's not sure either.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Gwendolyn reviews
A young boy wishes he could be with his mother forever, but just doesn't understand when she tries to explain...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
No
Sibling rivalry to the extreme...? Rated for curses and strong themes and the like.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Cooper's Secret reviews
A boy wants something that he knows he can never have. Kind of ehhh about this one. slash. hmmm.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010
Points of View reviews
She'd thought that, after being best friends for so long, there was one logical next step. He had different ideas.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
The Lover reviews
She has feelings for him, incredible, powerful feelings. But she can't imagine that he would ever be able to return them...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Equilibrium reviews
Well, someone's an obsessive-compulsive nature spirit, isn't he?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
His Paradise reviews
Alexis thinks a lot. So what does he think about the concept "perfection"?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
The Sibling reviews
That's all she ever feels like.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
I Hope You Like Dogs reviews
Jersey hopes you do, too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Remi reviews
Basically, he's a loser. And he's here to tell you why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Musings from a PartTime Psycho
What the title says? o3o
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
The Creepy Whale Story reviews
I was asked to write an extremely weird, random story about someone expanding for a contest, so here it is. XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Simon reviews
How can someone who's so popular... feel so controlled?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010
Shawnie's Bucket List reviews
A girl and her best friend go over her list of awesome things to do before she dies.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Trumpeter reviews
So I'm a supreme band geek and I love my fellow trumpeters, even if we can be a bit... well, really obnoxious. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Marta, Martyr
A girl finds a way to turn the whole world into her own game.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Leah reviews
Rated M just for safety. Leah's a pretty twisted person with some pretty twisted ideas-- that I do NOT agree with, mind. Anyway, though. Read on...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Shain's Song
This guy really thinks a lot of himself...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Sam I Am reviews
Samuel never had anything going for him.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete