Matt Kaye
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Joined 10-09-10, id: 747226, Profile Updated: 05-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Action.

I'm Matt, and I read a fair bit. For writing, I'm mainly inspired by Cherub, Skulduggery Pleasant, and recently Heroes. I have a book published on Amazon in the Kindle Store called Stone, by Matthew Kaye so if you have a Kindle you can sample that to see if you like it (thankfully, most people do). Anyway, enjoy the quotes I've (stolen) gathered:

9 Things That are Just stupid(I love these quotes):

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the TWILGHT SAGA are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (even thought catherine will ruin it!!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past midnight, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen in a harmless way to release anger put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (This one especially)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (friends for me)

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (this is the only one of them that isn't true for me.)

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

QUOTES!!

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Foresight reviews
A story focusing on two characters, each with supernatural powers. Josh Granger, 14 has a dream that inexplicably comes true, causing him to be pursued when he acts upon it. Meanwhile, 17 year old Alex Caine begins to suspect the involvement of his Father's company Pioneer in some strange kidnappings and experiments, and is shocked with his subsequent findings.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,107 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012
Stone reviews
James Stone, a 14-year old boy, with a good grades, friends, and a girlfriend. His parents were killed when he was a baby in an unresolved incident. One day, a shock supernatural discovery leaves him on the run from unknown pursuers. Contains some romance, a lot of action, and drama, with a bit of humour. Soon to be free on Kindle
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete