Hokuto Uchiha
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Joined 10-11-10, id: 747548, Profile Updated: 11-15-13
Author has written 20 stories for Horror, Historical, General, General, Manga, Humor, and Mystery.

Hi, everyone :) The name's Hokuto Uchiha. I'm a girl, in case anyone's wondering.

Here's some stuff about me:

Age: A secret

Grade: That's classified info, too.

Country: USA

State: Florida

I'm an avid anime fan.

Hobbies include: Acting, writing stories, watching anime, reading (anything, really), playing video games, swimming.

I love animals, especially dogs. (My avi is a picture of my dog Scout when we first got her)

Some non-anime shows I like are House, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law and Order, Seinfeld, Two and a Half Men, South Park, The Office, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Robot Chicken.

Likes:

Acting

Food

Anime

History

Baseball

Football

Soccer

Disturbed

Metallica

Guns N' Roses

Green Day

Three Days Grace

Breaking Benjamin

Rammstein

Megaherz

Cool Kids of Death

A bunch of other stuff

Dislikes:

Cold medicine (yuck! XP)

Bees (I've been terrified to death of them since I was 5 or 6)

Spiders (same reason as bees)

Cockroaches (GROSS!)

Mel Gibson (there's a reason I don't like him)


One of my favorite quotes: "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. This is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth."Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Favorite books: There are so many books I like; it's hard for me to choose just one.


Upcoming Stories:

Napoleon's Been Punk'd!: In 1811, four very bored teenagers play a prank on the French ruler. (Actually, I'm debating on whether or not to write this...)

The Diary of Theophania Raptis: Set in Ancient Greece. A 13-year-old girl's accounts of one month of her daily life in the city of Athens. Written in diary form; just some teenage girl stuff.

Hanna, AKA Seven: Hanna Derrick plans to fulfill her plan to destroy the Great Alemanian Empire so she and her younger brother, Lukas, can be happy again. Inspired by the anime Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. (In progress)

Oy Vey: Just a slice-of-life humor story about the Cohen kids and their daily happenings in Brooklyn, New York. (In progress)

The Prussian and Austrian Diaries: Prussian teen Kathrin Höfler and Austrian teen Heribert Fiedler rant about each other. Diary form, with dialogue.

Knicker Frenzy: One day, in Austria, a young girl must run around town and buy Beethoven a pair of knickers. but there's one problem: The guy doesn't like any of the pairs she buys! Will she finally find the right pair, or will she go nuts? (In progress)


Finished Stories:

A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah- The accounts of two teenage friends (one Jewish and one German) named Dieter and Shoshannah, about the events of one day when Shoshannah gets kicked off the bus just for being Jewish.

Calling the Fuhrer- One day, in Berlin, a group of bored teenagers who throw a wild party decide to prank call their country's leader. Inspired by Cath F's "Hitler Ranting Parodies".

Prank Calling Al Capone- In 1930 Chicago, a bored 15-year-old boy named Richard plays a prank on the ruthless gangster.

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Wagner's Door- In 1874 Bayreuth, some very, very bored teenagers decide to play a prank on the famous composer.

The Annoying Bus Ride- Freya, Zachary and Siobhan are three friends who go to the same community college. One day, they board the city bus to go home. On the way home, they're annoyed by not only the cranky and surly bus driver, Eenis, and the bus's resident nutbag, Nimrod, but the other passengers they encounter as well.

The Annoying Classmate: Naomi and her three friends are just having a normal day in their senior year of high school, when their archenemy, a snobby, racist boy named David, bothers them in Creative Writing.

Al Capone's Angry: Richard's prank on famous gangster Al Capone was really fun...for Richard, anyway! Now Capone's angry, and Richard overhears him one day telling someone about the prank call. Will Al Capone find out who "Mr. Slappywag" really is, or will it forever be a mystery?

Pranking Caesar: In Ancient Rome, two teens are paid by Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger to play a prank on the Roman Emperor. Rated T just to be safe.

Shannah, Dieter and Johan's Revenge- After Shoshannah got kicked off the bus that one day, she and Dieter agreed to meet their friend, Johan, the day after. What will happen? (Sequel to A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah)


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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as being a virtuous and wholesome person came to be socially distasteful, churches and hospitals became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Like Eiderdown & Disendowers by Whirlymerle reviews
She was endearing the way hardworking students were. He was dedicated as only a teacher could be. And yet when she brightened, she made him feel as if he were the only person who could keep her aglow. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,321 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Latin for my Readers by Caecilia's Flute reviews
If you're confused about any Latin I have in any of my stories- mainly Iulia, Romae Puellae and Sola and Luna: To the End of the Earth- I am now allowing the chance to learn a language. It won't be up long, mind, so I hope you get the chance to see it!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - Latin - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011
Reef Of fire by Tegh reviews
A plotting organization subtly rules the world, but their plans are about to come to an abrupt halt if they can not contain the most powerful Elementalist's to have lived in 200 years. Can the young Elementalist's fight back? Or will the world fall? R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009
Real Life by Tegh reviews
The feel good story of the year! If you happen to be that guy that goes to Wal-Mart to laugh at the fat ladies with husbands that have the largest mullets on earth! Beat that summary! Please Read, Laugh, and Review!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009
Of Athens and Sparta by AquaGekko23 reviews
What would ever happen if a Spartan and an Athenian decided to become pen pals? Well you just might have to read to find out
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
The Wild One by Rosemarysgraden001 reviews
You say you want to hear a tale, well I have one for you. It's not a happy tale to say the least. But if you insist,I will tell you the tale of the wild one and the strange man. In fact you may heard her rustling around at her former residence.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011
The It girls by Rosemarysgraden001 reviews
Everyone knew who they were. They were it, some people did anything to join the club. But they had a secret and it was slowly killing them.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011
The Death of Osama Bin Laden by YFIQ reviews
Hey, at least he gets to enjoy his 72 virgins right?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
In The Midst of a Massacre by StarScarlet76 reviews
Religion has seperated France and with the threat of Huguenot's rising Catherine De Medici has organised a wedding to join the two religion's. Unfortunately things do not turned out as planned as the two lovers Laurent and Aimee soon discover.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
You Won't Be Satisfied by Rory Pastel reviews
In the summer of 1947, the wealthy Bickford children are orphaned and sent to live with their uncle, but not as his children. Torn apart by walls and radical ideas, the children must learn to live their new lives with the aid of their roommates. slash
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010
Twain vs Twilight by Leiary Seiner reviews
A short satirical skit revolving around Mark Twain's befuddlement over the illiteracy of a popular book series.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Hitler Ranting Parodies by Cath F reviews
A collection of Hitler Ranting Parodies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010
Film Noir by Tegh reviews
Remember those old films from the forties, with gorgeous women and spunky private eyes? Things may look the same on the outside, but this isn't your grandmother’s movie plot! Please R&R. Thanks!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
American Bleach by Tegh reviews
You know that show that's been running for a few years now and never seems like it will end? Well this ain't it! Please read and review!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009
Nazi House by Viresse430 reviews
A bunch of notable Nazis in a house. This is pure fun, no preaching or morals. Only lunacy.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,139 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004
Cooking With World War II's Dictators by Balaurul reviews
Three unlikely contestants are invited to star on Bob's Post-Hoedown Cooking Show: Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Joseph Stalin. As the three dictators each attempt to create a culinary masterpiece, accidents happen and chaos reigns.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006
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Murder in Leaf River reviews
Olympia Marinos, a greedy landlady, has been found murdered outside her home in Leaf River, Minnesota. The list of suspects is long, from her family to disgruntled employees and tenants. It's up to detectives Ernest Daugherty and Joyce Stolter to find out who killed Olympia, and why. Rated T for uses of foul language.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013
Knicker Frenzy reviews
One day, in Austria, a young girl must run around town and buy Beethoven a pair of knickers. But there's one problem: The guy doesn't like any of the pairs she buys! Will she finally find the right pair, or will she go nuts?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Cell Phone Trouble reviews
Lisa Baines receives a huge cell phone bill in the mail. The problem? It's her daughter, hayden's, bill, and Lisa has to confront Hayden about this! Parody of an old cell phone commercial I came across on Youtube.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Oy Vey reviews
Just a slice-of-life humor story about the Cohen kids and their daily happenings in Brooklyn, New York.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
Shannah, Dieter and Johan's Revenge reviews
After Shoshannah got kicked off the bus that one day, she and Dieter agreed to meet their friend, Johan, the day after. What will happen? Sequel to A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Hanna, AKA Seven
Hanna Derrick plans to fulfill her plan to destroy the Great Alemanian Empire so she and her younger brother, Lukas, can be happy again. Inspired by the anime Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,084 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
Pranking Caesar reviews
In Ancient Rome, two teens are paid by Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger to play a prank on the Roman Emperor. Rated T just to be safe.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Al Capone's Angry reviews
Richard's prank on famous gangster Al Capone was really fun...for Richard, anyway! Now Capone's angry, and Richard overhears him one day telling someone about the prank call. Will Al Capone find out who "Mr. Slappywag" really is, or will it forever be a m
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
The Annoying Classmate reviews
Naomi and her friends are four teenagers who are just having a normal day in their senior year of high school, when their archenemy, a snobby, racist boy named David, bothers them in Creative Writing.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
The Annoying Bus Ride reviews
Freya, Zachary and Siobhan are three friends who go to the same community college. One day, they board the city bus to go home. On the way home, they're annoyed by not only the cranky and surly bus driver, Eenis, and the bus's resident nutbag, Nimrod, but
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Wagner's Door reviews
In 1874 Bayreuth, some very, very bored teenagers decide to play a prank on the famous composer. Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Prank Calling Al Capone reviews
In 1930 Chicago, a bored 15-year-old boy named Richard plays a prank on the ruthless gangster. Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Calling the Fuhrer reviews
One day, in Berlin, a group of bored teenagers who throw a wild party decide to prank call their country's leader. Inspired by Cath F's "Hitler Ranting Parodies". Rated T just to be safe.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
I Love You reviews
Asher has had feelings for his friend, Aaralynn, for some time. He plans to tell her how he feels.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Alone Time Interrupted reviews
I thought I'd have time to myself all day, but I guess not, what with all the calls I've been getting.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Lazy Josh's Bad Morning reviews
25-year-old Joshua Jobs just wants to be lazy and sleep in till the crack of noon, but his father won't let him and forces him to get up early for an interview. I wrote this for my Creative Writing class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah reviews
The accounts of two friends, one German and one Jewish, named Dieter and Shoshannah, of the events of one day when Shoshannah gets kicked off the bus just for being Jewish.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Cockroaches reviews
A poem based off what happened when I encountered a cockroach. Rated T just to be safe.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Interruptions reviews
12-year-old Krysia Adamczak is home alone, just trying to get stuff done when she keeps getting interrupted by her neighbors. Inspired by a drabble prompt from "The Muse Bunny".
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Autumn Road reviews
17-year-olds Jake and Naomi are just going for a walk down Autumn Road, when things get bad as they are stalked and kidnapped by a madman. What will happen to them?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
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