Author has written 20 stories for Horror, Historical, General, General, Manga, Humor, and Mystery.
Hi, everyone :) The name's Hokuto Uchiha. I'm a girl, in case anyone's wondering.
Here's some stuff about me:
Age: A secret
Grade: That's classified info, too.
I'm an avid anime fan.
Hobbies include: Acting, writing stories, watching anime, reading (anything, really), playing video games, swimming.
I love animals, especially dogs. (My avi is a picture of my dog Scout when we first got her)
Some non-anime shows I like are House, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law and Order, Seinfeld, Two and a Half Men, South Park, The Office, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Robot Chicken.
Guns N' Roses
Three Days Grace
Cool Kids of Death
A bunch of other stuff
Cold medicine (yuck! XP)
Bees (I've been terrified to death of them since I was 5 or 6)
Spiders (same reason as bees)
Mel Gibson (there's a reason I don't like him)
One of my favorite quotes: "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. This is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth."Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Favorite books: There are so many books I like; it's hard for me to choose just one.
Napoleon's Been Punk'd!: In 1811, four very bored teenagers play a prank on the French ruler. (Actually, I'm debating on whether or not to write this...)
The Diary of Theophania Raptis: Set in Ancient Greece. A 13-year-old girl's accounts of one month of her daily life in the city of Athens. Written in diary form; just some teenage girl stuff.
Hanna, AKA Seven: Hanna Derrick plans to fulfill her plan to destroy the Great Alemanian Empire so she and her younger brother, Lukas, can be happy again. Inspired by the anime Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. (In progress)
Oy Vey: Just a slice-of-life humor story about the Cohen kids and their daily happenings in Brooklyn, New York. (In progress)
The Prussian and Austrian Diaries: Prussian teen Kathrin Höfler and Austrian teen Heribert Fiedler rant about each other. Diary form, with dialogue.
Knicker Frenzy: One day, in Austria, a young girl must run around town and buy Beethoven a pair of knickers. but there's one problem: The guy doesn't like any of the pairs she buys! Will she finally find the right pair, or will she go nuts? (In progress)
A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah- The accounts of two teenage friends (one Jewish and one German) named Dieter and Shoshannah, about the events of one day when Shoshannah gets kicked off the bus just for being Jewish.
Calling the Fuhrer- One day, in Berlin, a group of bored teenagers who throw a wild party decide to prank call their country's leader. Inspired by Cath F's "Hitler Ranting Parodies".
Prank Calling Al Capone- In 1930 Chicago, a bored 15-year-old boy named Richard plays a prank on the ruthless gangster.
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Wagner's Door- In 1874 Bayreuth, some very, very bored teenagers decide to play a prank on the famous composer.
The Annoying Bus Ride- Freya, Zachary and Siobhan are three friends who go to the same community college. One day, they board the city bus to go home. On the way home, they're annoyed by not only the cranky and surly bus driver, Eenis, and the bus's resident nutbag, Nimrod, but the other passengers they encounter as well.
The Annoying Classmate: Naomi and her three friends are just having a normal day in their senior year of high school, when their archenemy, a snobby, racist boy named David, bothers them in Creative Writing.
Al Capone's Angry: Richard's prank on famous gangster Al Capone was really fun...for Richard, anyway! Now Capone's angry, and Richard overhears him one day telling someone about the prank call. Will Al Capone find out who "Mr. Slappywag" really is, or will it forever be a mystery?
Pranking Caesar: In Ancient Rome, two teens are paid by Marcus Junius Brutus the Younger to play a prank on the Roman Emperor. Rated T just to be safe.
Shannah, Dieter and Johan's Revenge- After Shoshannah got kicked off the bus that one day, she and Dieter agreed to meet their friend, Johan, the day after. What will happen? (Sequel to A Day in the Life of Dieter and Shoshannah)
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Just Some Copypasta:
If you're weird and proud of it, copypaste this.
If you're not afraid to kill off a main character, although you probably won't, copypaste this.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as being a virtuous and wholesome person came to be socially distasteful, churches and hospitals became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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