Bartholomew De Mau
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Joined 10-11-10, id: 747573, Profile Updated: 07-18-12
Author has written 6 stories for Spiritual, Young Adult, Thriller, and General.

Hey, people.

So, uh, I basically suck at filling in these spaces where one is supposed to do some introduction or some witty quotes or some other thingies.

But thanks for taking your time to read this. You are one awesome human for knowing that I exist on this website.


Well. This place feels a little empty. I will just list some of the things that I like here.

Authors and their books:

Robin Mckinley (Everything)

Tamora Pierce (Alanna, Trickster’s series)

John Flanagan (Ranger’s Apprentice series)

Ariana Franklin (Mistress of the Art of Death series)

Malcolm Rose (Traces series)

Maria V. Snyder (Study series)

Anthony Horowitz (Alex Rider series)

Clive Barker (His macabre short stories are great.)

Russell Kirkpatrick (Right Hand of God & The Broken Man series)

Ursula Le Guin (Earthsea, Lavinia)

Jose Carlos Somoza (The Art of Murder)

Stephen R. Lawhead (King Raven series)

Neil Gaiman (Most of his books)

Dianna Wynne Jones (Most of her books)

Dan Greenburg & Jack E. Davis (The Zack Files)

Megan Whalen Turner (The Queen’s Thief series)

Niccolo Ammaniti (I’m Not Scared)

Erin Bow (Plain Kate)

Stuart Hill (Icemark Chronicles)

J.K. Rowling (Obviously the Harry Potter series) ... etc.

Manga/ Anime:

Detective Conan (Working my way through the 600th episode.)

Ouran High School Host Club (Collecting manga.)

xxxHolic (Awesome to the max. I want to collect the manga!! D: )

The Wallflower (I like this series but I didn't read nor watch all the volumes/episodes.)

Kuroshituji (Same as the above... I've only read the first 3 or 4 volumes. Like the art.)

Movies/ Dramas:

Amelie Poulain (Not the full title... go find it yourself. It's an awesome french movie.)

Kick Ass (Kicked ass.)

Fight Club (Some awesome shit right there)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (The movie. Cute guy and cute girls make for great viewing. Plus I like the sets.)

American History X (My lecturer showed this during film class. Appreciated the meaning, and EDWARD NORTON.)

Inception (Blah. Most people like this. I just like the concept, and ELLEN PAGE.)

The Dark Knight (I just like the Joker.)

Hana Kimi (Not the full title. Taiwan drama. Yay. The ending is a downer though.)

Iljimae (This is a korean drama. LEE JUNKI! etc.

Music/ Music Artist:

No particular preference to music. I think I like those with strong beats. But classical is awesome too.

Favourtie music artist ever : MIKA

I also like Lady Gaga's eccentric-ness.

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Bouquet reviews
Irene decides to help Jason in giving the perfect confession to his long-time crush. Girls know better when it comes to these things, right?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Black I reviews
Her wet slippers left footprints on the carpet and she stopped to take them off as she came within twenty feet of a towering suit of armor. Slight pressure on the lance revealed a hidden passageway behind the hunk of metal. She stepped into the drafty..
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011
Sweet Dreams reviews
What you get after watching too much Crime & Investigation network with a twisted mind. P.S. It isn't as awesome as it sounds. Turns out that the story could be better but I'm too lazy. Enjoy.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Short Story 2: A young couple's story
A story created from watching a young couple on the subway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
Short Story 1 reviews
An unfinished piece about a boy's "discovery" of the opposite sex.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Cut Him Off
We are all connected to other people in our lives. Explores a surreal version of the "connection".
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete