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The Finding by charliej reviews
A dark secret, witness to a murder...Cassie fled for her life. 3 yrs later she’s hiding from her past, haunted by a dream lover and fighting the beast inside her. When pack Beta Bryan, comes to claim her, can she face the truth? Greed, love and betrayal..
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,730 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Love and Submission by SqueegeeBea reviews
Olivia is a bored small town High School senior, that is until a werewolf shows up and claims her as his mate. Now she has a month to decide between life as a werewolf or death in 30 days.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Blood Contract by Robinbird reviews
As a result of a war I had no knowledge of: I'm permanently bonded to a mysterious albeit reluctant dragon lord. The contract we sealed in blood demands I give him something of equal worth for his protection.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/5/2010
Losing Myself in You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He left his mark on her, not because he wanted to, but because he couldn't control himself when he was around her. She was his; that was all there was to it, whether he actually liked her or not. Well, they always did say love was blind... FPSSA WINNER! Now available as an ebook on Amazon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Battlefield by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Just because they were, quite literally, made for each other didn't mean they had to actually get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4835 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Earthbound by Kanilla reviews
REMOVED. A mysterious disease threatens demon kind, and Aeron works against the clock to find the cure. Faced with the death of his own kind, a budding romance and an awoken enemy he sure has his hands full.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Flesh and Blood by Ms.Persephone reviews
A story based on the premise of werewolves. A young girl raised by a werewolf and later finds love in the pack. But we all know human and wolf don't mix...right? WARNING:Mature Readers ONLY! REVIEW!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/9/2004
It's All Relative by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY. NOW IN PRINT. Jessie was recovering from a bad breakup. Kai just got into town and was adjusting to his new life. Fate pulled them together, giving them a night that neither one would soon forget. But some obstacles are insurmountable. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,804 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Thanks for the Letters by Toddi Harper reviews
I stared down at the pavement, blinking the tears away and when I looked up... Tanner was looking at me. He was still with his family, but he was looking at me. The love story of a small town girl, and a soldier. Reviews please and thank you!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Sharpie Wars by glitterxx reviews
Love letters are such a thing of the past. How else do you ask a girl out but by drawing on her face with a sharpie? ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Rajiya reviews
Elizabeth only ever wanted to live normal life; however, nothing ever goes the way she wants. A point proven once again as a mysterious man comes to lay claim. “You’re my mate, and I’m here to claim you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,845 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
of boys in flight and shakespearean heroines by brittle hearts reviews
They meet for the first time when he falls from the skies and lands in her backyard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Part III: Jack Accepts by Mexta reviews
M/m. D/s. Some BDSM, humiliation, violence. Pt I-Jack Arrives; Pt II-Jack Acclimatizes . Accepts, vi/vt: 1. to acknowledge that something is true; 2. to acknowledge a fact or truth and come to terms with it; 3. to take something that is offered.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
We Would All Go Down Together by goldenspork reviews
I once loved a boy named Danny Shaunessy. He had red hair and a smile that lit up the night. He was neighborhood baseball games and boyish immaturity and war and the seventies rolled into one. He went away to war and never came home. SKoW Winner, Round 9.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Amusement Parks and Car Rides by goldenspork reviews
The God of Reminding You That Football Players Don’t Date Geeky Girls hates me. He hates me with a deep, burning passion. Oneshot fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Nuts About You by Clavel reviews
While waiting on an airport, Lillian, Daisy and Jack Parrish find out how their parents met: It took a bit of arson, squirrels, plots to dominate the world, online gaming and some dork love to get it going.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Hellbound by Kanilla reviews
REMOVED. Lilith was just trying to summon a ghost to pay someone back for harassing her. She didn't expect to summon the 2nd Prince of Hell instead! And what's worse, he refuses to leave her side! Complete.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
2:47 by MandyRenae reviews
It all started with a pick up line... "Can you tell me what time it is?" She looked at her watch. "2:47, why?" "Well, don't you want to remember the time we met forever?"... Who knew it would turn out to be so much more...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Precious Little Jewel by TheOriginalCrackPixie reviews
Lord Griffin and his cook find something unexpected in a washed up trunk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Pleasurable Torment by LettyC reviews
The pain of pleasure...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Oops by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Alex knew the second that she set her foot inside his dorm that she would cause trouble. He should simply have gotten out of it while he still could. But he didn't. God, he felt like such an idiot. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
The devil and me by toomanypickles reviews
I sold my soul to the devil, and when the day came for me to pay up, he made me a new offer. Now I'm stuck with him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Sugar Rush by Clavel reviews
Meet Liz Rush, second among five sisters and crazy girl extraordinary. Meet Will Daniels, rich boy and annoying person extraordinary. Girl Meets Boy and they hate each other guts. Or do they? Loosely based on P&P
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,404 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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