Life-of-Rogue
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Joined 10-19-10, id: 748567, Profile Updated: 11-24-12
Author has written 10 stories for General, Young Adult, Humor, General, and Love.

I came to this website to share my ribald, iconoclastic stories. (Now I sound pretentious...) But I have come to a realization. There is so much yaoi! So much slash. So much. I can't compete, sadly. I mean I love yaoi as much as the next teenage girl, but there is so much that I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to write one now! You people and your beloved slash...

Anyways! I will list my ships to help describe me because the ships pretty much speak for themselves.

But before the ships..

I must say that I love 80's sweaters, 90's grunge, and Perks of Being a Wallflower

Ships:

Harry Potter:

Rose/Scorpius

Harry/Ginny

Hermione/Ron

Luna/Rolf

Draco/Astoria

James/Lily

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Buffy/Spike

Xander/Willow

Spike/Dru

Oz/OC

Skins:

Sid/Cassie

Sid/Michelle

Sid/OC

Effy/Freddie

I really just love Sid :D

Mortal Instruments/ Infernal Devices:

Alec/Magnus

Clary/Jace

Will/ Tessa

Tessa/Jem

Charlotte/ Henry

Darker than Black:

Hei/Yin

November 11/Misuki

Others:

Alice/Hatter

Courtney/Duncan

Raven/BeastBoy

Yumi/Ulrich

Henry Stone/ Isabel Spellman

Stephanie Plum/ Ranger

Howl/Sophie

Rogue/Gambit


I love M, R, or NC-17 stories - or whatever you want to call them. So don't be surprised when I say 'fuck' and shit. I mean 'fuck' is like my favorite word... Ever.

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The 10 Gay Commandments by Thao C reviews
High school is tough. It's even tougher when you're out and proud. After a slip of the tongue, Ezlor Zane comes out of the closet in front of the entire school and in order to survive high school he came up with 10 Gay Commandments.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,012 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Learning About Substance by sCaRfNiNjA reviews
An aggravated princess decides she is no longer tolerating of Prince Charming's egoistic lifestyle and writes him a letter. Goodbye Prince Charming, hello Sass Master.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Marry Me by livesimply1 reviews
"Will you marry me?" The eagerness in his eyes made me want to vomit. "Do you enjoy rejection or something? For the fifth time, no, I won't marry you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,661 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Boy Man by Big Boots Man Of War reviews
"Michael how could you? - "He's 17!" - "Guilty, your Honour" Michael never realised just how much of a pain in the ass Luke would end up being... Literally.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
The Kids Don't Stand a Chance by One Curious Cat reviews
Five kids are sent to therapy. Each one has their own problem, their own deal, and their own way to get rid of the pain. Each one is breaking down inside but not all of them are good at showing it. Can they help each other break down their walls?Fulsumry
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011
Not Afraid by KrakedPorcelain reviews
I was abused... thank you...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Another One of those Stupid Cliché Love Stories by dreamer-13 reviews
Toddy's life is being sabotaged by Cupid - her older sister is getting married, her single mother's dating again, Romeo and Juliet, not to mention the annual Lovebirds' Dance at Paris High - it seems like her life was set up on a bunch of romantic puns...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010
If You Have Then Say So Poem by AJLYAMBER96
a poem about dreams and if you believes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Story of a Girl by dreamer-13 reviews
Safire Harold leads a perfectly normal life... and she hates it. Summary sucks, but please read. I got the lyrics of the song off , so they might be wrong.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010
Accidents Happen by katicus reviews
Sorry, that was an accident." Her eyes narrowed. "Sorry, that was an accident." He rolled his eyes. A series of accidents between a boy and a girl that lead to an inevitable, almost accidental conclusion. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Discovery Channel by blackroseofvengeance reviews
I'm the oldest, strongest son of Lucifer and a powerful, higher demon even though I'm only 16. I'm a cold-blooded, ruthleses, vampire assassin. And did I mention I'm immortal. Oh,and no girl has ever resisted me. SO WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
My Bed Has AIDS by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
This is serious.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
ABOUT A UNICORN by Tanika reviews
MY FRIEND DEMANDED ON A WHIM THAT I WRITE A THREE PAGE STORY ABOUT A UNICORN. THIS IS WHERE MY CREATIVE GENIUS LED ME. IT IS A TAD GRAPHIC AND NOT MEANT FOR A YOUNGER AUDIENCE. CERTAINLY NOT A FAIRY TALE AND DOES NOT AT ALL HAVE A HAPPY ENDING
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Princess Ennui by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
Who shall save her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Silence and the Vampire by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
Can one's self preservation be forgotten in order to save someone who is less than human?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
It's In The Air by Christy Leigh Stewart reviews
The city was being poisoned and Toid was safe inside, hand polishing a potted plant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Directions to Hades by Goddess-Euthanasia reviews
Some of the gods get accused of trying to otherthrow Zeus and must now live in the mortal world in the future with the god that set them up.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004
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Fear me, December reviews
Sort of Inspired by my friend named Winter.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Why I don't do relationships reviews
I have a cat named Zeus and yesterday I cut his balls off at the vet.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Beautiful Beast
Velvet salted skin, bleached fingernails, crystallized bones. {Paint a portrait, please.}
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Inner Musings of a Teenage Girl reviews
My thoughts in vivid detail. A reflection of my hormonal-adolescent mind. Pretty much songs lyrics, obscene angst, and my vicarious life. (Based a true story: Omigod!) Rated M because I say fuck a lot and talk about sex.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
Things I have no Time for but Create Anyways reviews
I honestly have no idea where in the hell this came from. Just go with it. Be chill. Be cool. Annnd yes. They're suppose to be stupid, so shut up! Just read this before I go insane...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012
Suicide Hotline reviews
"My name is Jekka, and I work at a Suicide Hotline. No seriously. I'm on my way to becoming a therapist and in doing this I must put in some community service hours. So voila! Suicide Hotline free service from me. No problem right? Then I got this call.."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011
Queen of the Dead reviews
Hello I am Artemis Fray. I am obsessed with death. I am a moon goddess. And I’m dying. Come and watch. Come and watch me die. The show is 7 dollars admission. I hope you enjoy it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
The Blue Girl reviews
I didn’t even glance up until I heard the whispers. And when I did, boy was I surprised. She was blue. And not in the figurative sense, like OMG she’s like soooo sad. Fuck no. She’s blue in the literal sense. Her hair was a striking shade of cobalt.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Nobody reviews
She had many beguiling suitors, yet She chose me. A Nobody with no past or present.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Once Loved Twice the Pain reviews
You were the only one to see. To see me Burn.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete