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Joined 10-20-10, id: 748680, Profile Updated: 12-17-10

I just joined FP because I'm trying to...uh...write stories?

If you think Mythbusters, Top Gear, the band Two Steps From Hell or all of them are awesome, then I like you. It doesn't matter if you don't.

My DragCave account

My favorite bands:

Two Steps From Hell, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Disturbed, Amorphis, Breaking Benjamin, Basshunter, Bon Jovi, Sonata Arctica, Three Days Grace, Mika, Coldplay, Majesty, Epica, Linkin Park, Rihanna, Rhapsody, Dragonforce, Sirenia and Avantasia.

Oh, and I like funny/epic quotes, too!

I am nobody...nobody is perfect...I must be perfect then.

Please stop hitting me with arrows. It hurts.
~Jamie Hyneman, Mythbusters

If you see the Hyneman in your house, do not talk to the Hynman. It's not safe.
Remember, the Hyneman is just as afraid of you as you are of the Hyneman.
~Adam Savage, Mythbusters

I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don't want to see you every day.

God made Earth and the rest was made in China

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

Come to the dark side...and bring a lightbulb, it's dark over here.

Brilliant! I will get the maps, the quills and the ink and we will begin immediately to plan how to enter a giant hole.
~Richard, Looking For Group Comic

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff...and I want it.
~Homer Simpson

Order is for idiots, geniuses can handle chaos.
(So true)

Heaven kicked me out and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

Madame, I may be drunk tonight but tomorrow I will be sober and you will be still ugly.

Fiery cockroaches on fire.
~Richard, LFG Comic

I'll help by giving dirty looks.
~Richard, LFG Comic


Even the f...ing trees have beards.
It's beardier than a bearded pile of beards.
~One beard to rule them all, a Youtube video

You could have easily punched him in the face!
~James May, Top Gear
(They were talking about the Prime Minister xD)

It has put hairs on my eyeballs!
~Richard Hammond, Top Gear

No, you look like a terrorist with your broken windscreen scrapers and your face is ridiculous.
~Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear

Trying to write my first story called Protector of Griffin (because Guardian of Griffin sounded sooo cliche). I haven't even finished the first chapter yet because I'm obsessed with making characters believable and plot realistic. I think it qualifies as sci-fi.

Taesam has lived on the streets for a few last years, fighting and stealing to survive. When he steals something from one of the most powerful and dangerous men on Terra Secundus, he is faced with a choice – die or serve.

Also, I have a lot of stories on my mind. I have a very vivid imagination; I tend to create stories out of everything.

Stories that I'm hoping to write down and post someday:

Forces Against sagas

Forces Against I: Vengeance
Forces Against II: Up Into Sky
Forces Against III: Down To Earth
Forces Against IV: Burning City

and it's sequel Courage

It's a usual fantasy with swords and magic. Except it doesn't tell about a teenager going on a journey and becoming a hero. It tells about grown men trying to protect their homelands.

King and Queen/Kingdoms

It's romance. I love good romance. The story tells about an arranged marriage between royalties and how the king and the new queen struggle with their relationship.


Another sci-fi. It's about a man who becomes indestructible and super-strong. When his government hires him as their weapon, how will he react to it?

Urbane Fantasy Tale

Ha. This one's about teenagers with supernatural abilities. I'm trying to pull it off. See if I succeed.

The Harpist (series)

Probably several books. Not so developed as others above.

Beauty and the Beast

Re-write of my favorite fairy tale.

Some other stuff.

I also have to tell you that English isn't my first language, so my usage of it might be a little stiff and odd.

The Scarlet Flag by Luke Sanders reviews
A young emigrant seeks fortune and wisdom in a ramshackle outpost by a frozen sea. After falling to a mysterious creature, he owes his life to an exotic, bestial fugitive with blood on her hands. He pledges to save her, but her past may kill them both.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete