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Joined 10-31-10, id: 750070, Profile Updated: 09-28-12
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, Life, Supernatural, Thriller, Essay, and Friendship.

Since when were there truth drugs? It was doubtful the thing actually worked, but this was Cori, the little scientist, and if anyone could do it, it was her.

Sorry, peeps. My account has been screwed up for the longest time, and I've only just gotten it fixed.

My name rhymes with Laura, and I am a writer and reader. I have been described as crazy, weird, bookish, and easy to irritate.

MY FAVORITES:

Movies

Shrek

Lord of the Rings

Books

Animorphs

The Dragon Child

All Clear

Blackout

Magician

Food

pizza

Songs

Freebird by Lynrd Skynrd

Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osborn

Raise Your Glass by Pink

Websites

Fanfiction.net

FictionPress.com

I have been known as many things in my life including:

Ellethwen Celtica on fanfiction

Goob

Goofball

Boo-Boo


Hello

You do not know me

but I know you

You are wary of me

but I accept you as an old friend

You think I am strange

but I am just an average person

You don't understand

but I wish you did

You and I could be friends

but the population couldn't permit it

ME:

Age: Old enough to know better, still too young to care

Hobbies: Writing, reading, critiquing, reviewing, making jokes, quoting random things at random moments, daydreaming

Likes: sleep, Sly Cooper games, books, anthropomorphic creatures

Dislikes: Employees who talk on their cells instead of helping, punishment by association, writers who don't know what spell check is, people with no sense of grammar

Hopes/Dreams: to finish any of my stories, to time travel, to stop time, to invent dishes that wash themselves


Jeez, I am slacking on the clacking! Sorry to the folks who want to read my stories, I run on spurts and cookies. It is likely that I will update every day for a week and then disappear for three months. Sorry!

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Islands by Vicenzo reviews
No man is an Island but beware. Women are beautiful and very powerful. A Poem about powerful women and the men they had in the palm of their hands.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
How to cope with writer's block by moonlight543
It's our cross to bear. Time to send the beast of writer's block to its grave. Rated K for general content.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
Come to the Dark Side, We Have Gingers by Linorien reviews
A comedy piece about the upsides and downsides to being a ginger.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Feminisaurus by TJ4ev reviews
Those good old days? They sucked.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Complete
A Fairy Tale Of Indoctrination by jordan.riri reviews
An opinion piece on gender roles in society and how they are enforced from a very young age.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
The Rockets Red Glare of Truth by animeluvr8 reviews
America, and undemocratic nation.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Embarrassed by fall3nang3l
Life can be so embarrassing sometimes! Please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006
Embarrassment by Dark-Light39 reviews
Embarrassment, something experienced by all, just in words
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
On Writing in America by Danny reviews
An essay that addresses America's decline in creative writing and ability. Pay attention to tones, sarcasm is prudent!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
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The Other 51
Essays for the Hamilton Challenge, a challenge in which participants write 51 essays in the span of six months.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Published: 3/15/2016
Puppy Love
Because a dog is the only thing that loves you more than itself.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 7/18/2014
Prepared reviews
In the end, it all comes down to how prepared you are.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Complete
The Lost Spark reviews
Just a view on my writing as I see it at the moment.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
The Scariest Place You Ever Found Is Inside Yourself reviews
You know all the alleged citings of this mysteriously masked "man" hunting down teenagers all over the world in the woods at night? Scary, huh? No, the scary part is how he finds you. He stalks you for years, and then when you are least expecting it, he will walk up behind you. He will stand there until you turn around and once you see him, it's all over…
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Memories of Change reviews
The room is the same, yet different. Like everything else.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012
I Thought Elves Were Fairy Tales reviews
Two gladiators pretend to kill each other in a desperate attempt at escape. on the run and looking for a safe haven, they cross the barriers each race set up to keep a hateful peace between them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
A sad little poem reviews
Exactly what the title says. Could be for a funeral.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete