Greetings fellow humanoid life form! My name is Lotta Devon... (well, not really, but close enough). Welcome to my castle. Where would you like to go? There's the boating lake, and the gardens, and the giant starship wreck. Or, if you prefer to be inside, the library and the bowling alley, and even the dungeons. Please keep your hands inside the carriage at all times. No flash photography please, and keep noise to a minimum - you don't want to wake Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs!

I hope you enjoy your stay. If you have any enquiries, don't hesitate to contact me via the email [email protected].

P.S. Don't feed the Hungarian Horntail.