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I Love You: The Story of Eddi and Desmond
One day she will realize that I am the perfect guy for her. Even though I talk in my sleep, masturbate twice a day, play with Warhammer models, watch anime, and can perfectly mimic Elmo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010
A Note From Michael reviews
“Darling, if I wanted a comeback, I would have wiped it off your chin.” I feel my eyes pop out of my head and his smile quickly fades. I can't believe he just said that. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete