Achluomania
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Joined 11-02-10, id: 750395, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
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Hmm... I'm 18, 19 in December, taken, female, an aspiring author... All of the unusual and everything above. There's not much I can really say about myself except that you'll either hate me or love me and I really couldn't care less about what people think of me. Constructive criticism is allowed, and even encouraged, on all aspects of this account, but if you're rude you might find out just how snarky I can be. Most of the time I like to sit and watch people live, some of the time i like to interject, stoke the flames so to speak. Hardly ever do I get involved, and if I do you're either kind of lucky or very unlucky. Typically, it depends on how much I like you.

I may be cold, and brutally honest. But I still get happy over making friends (and, I'll admit, I get happy over being noticed too), so don't be too scared to talk to me.

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Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
From the Ashes (Hell to the No) by Steelshade reviews
As junior year is winding down, a simple summer filled with friends and relaxation floats on Allie's mind. Getting caught up with a smoldering jerk harboring a bad rep, her quiet expectations are dashed. Little does she know, though, the summer holds a lot more depth and discovery than she could ever have imagined, with the boy who turns out to be so much more than he seems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,595 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Ginger Snaps reviews
Ryan is a plain young girl, except for her wild red hair. While people bully her over her unfortunate genes, Darien enrolls at her school and joins in, harassing her daily. When she finally gets fed up with it and stands up for herself he makes her a bet. If he can make her fall in love with him by graduation, she'll cut and dye her hair. If not, he pays for her art school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012