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'The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.'

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

'Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.'

- The Princess Bride

'Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru: No.
Agnes: Pretty please?
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.'

- Despicable Me

'Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.'

- The last step of How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

And Lastly -

Fourty Two.

That will be all.

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Convention by Fish Stark reviews
With chapters like "Me Want Paleface", "Fascist Bushes", "Official US Army Shit", "Smith John", "The RiteAid Revolution", and "Low-Fat Brogurt", you know you want to read this satire about the degeneration of US politics. Please read, enjoy, and recommend
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,767 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010
Cult by rice.j reviews
When an intruder enters the Church Cult of Gaga, she must be dealt with
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete