Campion41
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Joined 11-06-10, id: 750889, Profile Updated: 07-06-11
Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Humor, General, Love, and Life.

Hello!! Here's a little bit of information about me that you might find interesting if you're reading this... Otherwise you can just skip all of this junk and read my stories!! =)

My Favorite:

Books: A Mango Shaped Space, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life, and Every Soul A Star by Wendy Mass, Gregor the Overlander, and The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, Eragon by Christopher Paolini, Among the Hidden and Found by Margaret Peterson Haddix, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare, and I'm sure I'll think of more later...

Authors: Wendy Mass, Suzanne Collins, Christopher Paolini, Margret Peterson Haddix, James Patterson, Cassandra Clare, etc.

Sports: softball, basketball (I've never played basketball on an organized team, just for fun)

Hobbies: guitar, reading, hiking, piano

Colors: yellow, green, red, blue - I hate the color orange, but I'm not sure why :(

Names: Amber, August, Aurora, Austin, Autumn, Axel, Blake, Hazel, Iris, Ivory, Jake, Noelle, Ryan

Music: country (unfortunately nobody else in Illinois likes country music... oh, well.)


This is an interesting little piece of writing that I found on someone else’s profile page and I found it to be very true. I hope everyone else who reads this finds it to be just as accurate as I did!!!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


... And that's about it!! I hope you like my stories!!!

~Campion

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Destined Fur More-DISCONTINUED by Inbobniac reviews
Overlooked my whole life, living in the shadow of my brother. I wasn't pretty. I wasn't smart. I loved food and was overall hostile. Maybe this is why no one bothered to tell me I was adopted? Let alone mythical creature?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010
UnLucky Me by Susan Mesler-Evans reviews
The sequel to Un Fortunate Me! Get ready for the next grade.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
Moonlight Bay: The Beginning by Becca118 reviews
Eleven-year-old Sophie's life changes forever when her mother disappears, leaving her with a dad who hates her and her spoilt sister. But six years later, a move to Cornwall to live with her aunt takes her life in a whole new direction.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,601 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010
Do I Know You? by Susan Mesler-Evans reviews
A oneshot set in the universe of my book UnFortunate Me. A grownup Adele runs into a friend she'd half-forgotten.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Very Lucky Indeed by Susan Mesler-Evans reviews
But, alas, with Annabelle K. Peterson, nothing is ever totally over..."
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
UnFortunate Me by Susan Mesler-Evans reviews
A year in the life of Adele Becker, who has a tendency to be un fortunate, un lucky, and un fabulous.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Fantasy by samhus reviews
Its about someone's fantasy somewhere. Okay. so my friends and I were playing the write-a-peom-in-8-mins game. I SWEAR thats wat we play. So yea. So the topic we had to write on was fantasy its a cute short peom. And i thought it was pretty good in 8min
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
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The Sound of Silence
A quiet girl in a loud world. Autumn's feat of refusing to talk for years is one that only a unique few can accomplish, but just how special she is remains to be seen. When she falls for a boy who lives in a tree house, her life gets even stranger.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,994 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
Enjoy the Ride reviews
Austin and his family are starving and forced to travel into the forest. While on their first trip, Austin and Blake find a girl who looks exactly like their seven year old sisters, and Austin already knows something very personal about her - her name.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011
The Difference
This is simply a poem about how books can seem more real than life, at times.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 7/6/2011
I'm Here reviews
This is a poem about how I think I might have made someone else feel.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Sorting Through Emotions
About my mixed feelings regarding an absolutely amazing kid. Sounds sappy, but really it's not. It's just the truth. I'm not positive that 'poem' is the right word for it, but I'm not sure what else to call it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
The Story of Celery M Frog
A short story about a slightly humorous event. I originally wrote it for a school project, thought I'd see what everyone on FictionPress thinks of it. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete