Hey guys, I have a riddle for you. What can kill any king, erase any empire, and level any mountain?

okay, the answer was time. Anyways, I'm, young, ish, and I go to a school called the Acadamy of Science, a place where like-minded nerds go to geek about about the wonders of the world. But i also like to right. Unfortunately, the glow of inspirated good writing rarely visits me, so my stories are fairly low caliber. Come on glow! Visit me!... Nah, I don't need him.

Yes you do.

Ha! I knew you couldn't resist the savory smell of an open mind.

That's not exactly how I'd describe your mind, Fakety. More like a smoldering cesspit of mediocre stagnation, rotting into oblivion. With garlic.

Hmm, anyways, I love to write, but me real joy is reading and reviewing. If any of you ever want a review, send me a message with the story name. I'm also a Beta writer, if you think you could use the help. As far as my stories go, do whatever you want. If you want to leave a full-flame, no hold-s bared howler for me, go ahead.

Very well. YOU CALL THAT FILTH LITERATURE! I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO HEALTH DEPARTMENT, I THINK I HAD AN ANUERISM FROM THE AGONY. YOU MAKE PROFFESOR BINNS LOOK LIKE TOM CRUISE. WANT TO HELP THE GENE POOL? GO DIE IN A HOLE.

or something in that vein. I know sometimes it feels good to let off some steam, and it's not like i'll do anything. My voodoo dolls only work occasionally.

Also, I keep reading stories about other kids my age going through all this stress and issues at school, or other people just seeming to having some trouble with some part of life. It's either reflecting in their depiction of the characters, in their poems, or simply their stories. I've read alot of their stories, and are constantly impressed by each one's unique personality, their're really fun to get to know. So, I don't really know what I'm saying here. I guess just I hope you know that you're a cool person, and it's okay.