Fakety Mcfakename
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Joined 11-06-10, id: 750935, Profile Updated: 06-16-12
Author has written 7 stories for Play, General, Humor, Thriller, and Young Adult.

Hey guys, I have a riddle for you. What can kill any king, erase any empire, and level any mountain?

okay, the answer was time. Anyways, I'm, young, ish, and I go to a school called the Acadamy of Science, a place where like-minded nerds go to geek about about the wonders of the world. But i also like to right. Unfortunately, the glow of inspirated good writing rarely visits me, so my stories are fairly low caliber. Come on glow! Visit me!... Nah, I don't need him.

Yes you do.

Ha! I knew you couldn't resist the savory smell of an open mind.

That's not exactly how I'd describe your mind, Fakety. More like a smoldering cesspit of mediocre stagnation, rotting into oblivion. With garlic.

Hmm, anyways, I love to write, but me real joy is reading and reviewing. If any of you ever want a review, send me a message with the story name. I'm also a Beta writer, if you think you could use the help. As far as my stories go, do whatever you want. If you want to leave a full-flame, no hold-s bared howler for me, go ahead.

Very well. YOU CALL THAT FILTH LITERATURE! I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO HEALTH DEPARTMENT, I THINK I HAD AN ANUERISM FROM THE AGONY. YOU MAKE PROFFESOR BINNS LOOK LIKE TOM CRUISE. WANT TO HELP THE GENE POOL? GO DIE IN A HOLE.

or something in that vein. I know sometimes it feels good to let off some steam, and it's not like i'll do anything. My voodoo dolls only work occasionally.

Also, I keep reading stories about other kids my age going through all this stress and issues at school, or other people just seeming to having some trouble with some part of life. It's either reflecting in their depiction of the characters, in their poems, or simply their stories. I've read alot of their stories, and are constantly impressed by each one's unique personality, their're really fun to get to know. So, I don't really know what I'm saying here. I guess just I hope you know that you're a cool person, and it's okay.

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Coconut by NightMugwump reviews
Seven people and a money are stranded on an island.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Getting Sick From Bieber Fever by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
Collapse by Iris Musicia ft. Eliza Ghost reviews
"I remember what it was like; every second of it. It isn't movie-perfect, or even book-perfect. Nothing in real life ever is." Recollections of falling in love for the first stunning time.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
My Second Life by Feuer Vogel14 reviews
Tells a story about a girl who drowned, but someone saved her. The only way she can live any longer than 48 hours is to go through something called the Change. What is the Change, and what does she Change into? please R&R!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,559 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010
Masquerade by WolfletteMoon reviews
You know what the worst thing is about being a vamp? Because I'm having a little trouble deciding, though at the moment, it's between having to work with these idiots, all these bloody conspiracies, trying to stop a civil war and this damned shock collar!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
Beyond Berkeley's Grave by Iris Musicia ft. Eliza Ghost reviews
Ever since Neil Ippisch was shot, he has been on a quest to bring his murderer to his knees. When Alyssa Beldridge comes along, Neil sees an opportunity to complete his quest, but Alyssa has other ideas. Rated T because we don't want it rated M.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010
Pessimistic Love by Writing a New World reviews
Charlie is pessimstic, tells it how it is, and doesn't believe in love. Will something happen to change her, or will she be alone forever?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
Golden Butterfly Wings by Iris Musicia ft. Eliza Ghost reviews
A memoir of my kidnapping and escape. **Fiction-- based on a nightmare I had**
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
I, Hitler by Doctor Vile reviews
I have returned from a sabbatical with a filthy new story guaranteed to excite and tantalise. In 2011, the UK coalition government realises only one man can save the future: Adolf Hitler! Hard, throbbing science, just how your mum likes it.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011
What not to write in a Fantasy Story by Wooper reviews
A little blurb about what I have noticed about the cliche plots in fantasy stories. Really, you wouldn't believe how many stories out there that follow this plot. Reviews not neccessary, but nontheless welcomed just to let me know that you understand.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Believe by I Can See The Sun reviews
To everyone who thinks they're all alone, and to everyone who thinks they're not strong enough, I want you to know that whether I know you or not... I believe in you.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
What If by L. Sherman reviews
...I forget to remember you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Why Don't You Go Kill Yourself? by Writing a New World reviews
How long would you be able to tolerate the cruel words of an entire class? How would you wake up every day knowing that you cant say any thing to any of the people who tell you that you're not good enough.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Unexpected by D.Cold reviews
Office worker Sara gets stuck in a bad situation at work after having a bet with her colleague.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
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One Night Stand reviews
A Prostitute's first night.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
A Humble Proposal reviews
A simple idea that could radically deter the current issues of Hispanic hordes and senor sloth.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012
We'll Live reviews
What you always wished would happen in horror flicks.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012
21 Century Breakdown reviews
This story follows the events of Greenday's album, exploring the themes and ideas contained in each song. However, it is a very loose interpretion, and i kindoff made my own plot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011
Periodic High reviews
Need help understanding how atoms react? This is an allegory about atoms going to highschool, while it's really just a comedy, if you look beyond the front, you can notice all kinds of fun facts about the little guys.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
What Lurkes in the Leaves reviews
A short adventure of Laura. Watch yourself before you go jumping into leaf piles. It might be occupied, and the occupant may be well-dressed. Wait, huh?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010
A Midsummer's Apocalyptical Dream reviews
A humorous skit, derived from Shakespeare's great comedy. A parady of Act 3 Scene 2, this occurs in a far of future world. A short play, low cost production. I did it in English class with a co-author.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete