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'Zohorat' is a cup of Chay full of herbs. It's the mother's answer to anything.

"Mama, my tummy hurts.". "I'll make you a cup of Zohorat."

"Mama, I can't sleep.". "I'll make you a cup of Zohorat."

"Mama, my head hurts". "I'll make you a cup of Zohorat."

"Mama, I hate my life.". "Tell me all about it. After I make you a cup of Zohorat."

And someday, just like Zohorat, I'll be the answer to someone's troubles.

(That's sounds oddly Mafia-like o.o)

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Receiver of Many by Kata Chthonia reviews
The story of Hades and Persephone... "Who are you?" "This is your dream, remember? Tell me who I am..." he said, absently coiling a tendril of her long hair around a finger. She narrowed her eyes at him. "If this is my dream, oneiroi, then answer my question. Who are you?" The voice of a natural ruler, he thought. He leaned down and whispered in her ear. "I am your lord husband."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 209,968 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/8/2013
A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 122,890 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/23/2008
How to Survive an Apoplectic Mating by MadameLeQueen reviews
What had meant to be a high school project to bring two teenagers together in a loving relationship ended up in utter disaster. Mariko Douglas, who was head over heels in love with the hottest, bad ass rebel of the school, walked into her crush's house only to find out she was the mate of his father. What the hell.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
The Night I Laid My Eyes On You by Feyore reviews
The stupid smirk plastered on his blood red lips practically guaranteed his guilt. But who was going to believe me when I accused the most powerful man in the world of being a wayward criminal. Answer: No one. Not even my own heart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012
On the Run by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I thought I liked Jeremy Rhider. And then he kissed me, shoved a briefcase in my hands, and jumped out my second story window. Now I'm under the watch of Agent Ryan Sumner, FBI. And he's about as thrilled with our arrangement as yours truly. Complete. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
There is no Prince Charming! by C.M.Ortega reviews
Jen has had it with romance. Forget dating. Forget men. Forget it! Until she finds a mysterious book. Through a series of freak events, she gets sucked in, literally. And of course, the book just happens to be a...romance! But there's a catch. Since she was sucked in, the main heroine was booted out. Now she has to find her way home or lose it all, including her heart!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 9/8/2009
A Wolf's Obsession by Jennyt82 reviews
After losing his mate Wyatt was pushed to the edge. Now he's more wolf than man. Walking a tightrope between sanity and madness he can't afford to let anyone close but meeting Kass changes everything. After spending her life on the run from a madman determined to capture her heart, Kass is strangely drawn to the mad wolf but will she survive being the object of a wolf's obsession?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012
Escaping Fate by QueenElixir reviews
Evelyn isn't one to let others make decisions for her. So when she finds herself struggling for control, she leaves for New York City. There she finds more than she ever wanted. But with a threat of a supernatural war, a witch claiming she's apart of a prophesy, and a mate that won't take "no" for an answer, she's got a lot on her plate. Let's just hope she makes it out unharmed.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,704 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012
Reverse Happy Ending by absinthe21 reviews
It's the infamous cliché: Girl falls in love with her gorgeous bully. Unfortunately for James, it doesn't work on Claire. Worse, when he confesses his feelings for her, she thinks it's a trap. Now what?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
Dignity by Mardy Bum reviews
Because he'd never settle for just slaughtering lambs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,306 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
The Casmas Clan: Josiah and Clara by Requiem of the Night reviews
Clara is a powerful witch, though she is unaware of her abilities. That is until she moves to the seaport town of Kosta, and she spots an unconscious body floating in the currents just off the shoreline. Josiah is broken, bleeding, and near death after his pack's punishment for his betrayal of them. The only thing that saves him is Dermet, the feline Alpha of the Casmas Clan.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
Southern Hospitality by ThePiracyOfHearts reviews
Elle, a native of New York City, is shipped off to Texas to live on Black Foot Farm for the summer. Ben MacFarland, the eldest son and heir to the farm, has a mind to drive her out. Through slow months and new experiences, Elle finds that family isn't made up of blood, but of love. (currently revisiting!)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012
My Wolf Boy by MadameLeQueen reviews
It wasn't everyday Aurora was kidnapped by an insane man from her father's asylum. It wasn't just any man. He was, Orion, the wolf boy who spoke through actions rather than words. And she absolutely has no idea that havoc is about to wreak.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,000 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010
Jealousy Best Served Devious by hotcheri reviews
Kaylee loves Ryder,who's dating Celeste, Tyler's ex.Tyler is Ryder's arch rival and is therefore loathed by Kaylee but when Kaylee ropes him into her fake dating scheme to make Celeste and Ryder jealous,chaos,mixed emotions and drama reign supreme. NEW CHAPTER UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,981 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012
The Pull of Destiny by hotcheri reviews
[REMOVED! SEE AUTHORS NOTE INSIDE] This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the gutter who had to work for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Hairy Nights by writtensilence reviews
My life was simple once. Till a werewolf came into it bringing trouble with him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013
Stained With You by Priscilla Shay reviews
“How come whenever you two are in the same room, one of you always ends up on your back?” “Hey, I was nowhere near him that time.” Rachel said suppressing a laugh at Devon. “You’re a bitch, you know that?” He said glaring at her from across the room. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 3/9/2009
Details, Details, Details: A Modern Gods Book by Odette C. Bell reviews
Yes, she's a goddess. And, oh yes, he is most certainly a god. You can tell from the fact he marches around in glinting armour, picking fights with titans and picking up divine broads. But she didn't sign up for this. It's most definitely all his fault.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Stuck With a Gangster by xianzhi reviews
“I will give you the money for free if you will be my wife.” What? What kind of option is that. However I do need the money besides what harm will come from marrying a gangster—total disaster!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008
Woke by elleith reviews
He cheated on her, so she left. The problem? Wolves mate for life and he turned her in their junior year. She's not surprised when he follows her to Bale City, Montana. She's got two choices: go back to him or be alone forever. Time to find a loophole.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,317 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010
Um Shit I Need A Title Woah, Cool! by Courage of Billy Batson reviews
ITS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! SAVE YOURSELF! hey, wait for me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011
The Panty Liner Club by Batman is exotic reviews
Bruce the Brute has promised to protect his little sister from the male population, but after a sudden change in appearance she becomes noticeable. An encounter with Oli Fox, residential panty dropper, where she kindly tells him to "Shove off 'cause she has to change her pad," leads to a game of who can actually drop her panties. But this isn't an easy game to play.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012
ZE POEMS by aMyTaichoDa reviews
Why hello there. Hey, I don't mean to pry... But isn't that title up there glowing dark blue clearly screaming out your name? O-Oh my god, it IS! OH DEAR LORD! MAKE IT STOP! SOMEONE! ANYONE! ;D C'mon, now, give it a click. You know you want toooo C;
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011
I LOATH YOU, BUDDY by aMyTaichoDa reviews
So, he dares intrude my family, does he? HA! I don't think so, pops. I hereby solemnly pledge not to give in to his disgusting charms or obnoxious flirting. What, he thinks he can just SHOW UP one and day expect me to goosh out a toothy smile, cackle a friendly 'welcome' and laugh at his conceited jokes? Pfffffffft... Help me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
My Oriental Mate by MadameLeQueen reviews
Wilheim stared at a small pudgy face with growing distain. There was no way in hell this was his destined mate. What had the gods been thinking! One-shot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Time's Atlas: A Modern Gods Book by Odette C. Bell reviews
Jeanie is just an ordinary goddess holding down an ordinary job in these hard economic times. But when an actual legend wades into her life one day, making way more mess than she can clean, she quickly learns there's something extra to her ordinary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
The Art of Stalking by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
The Everyman by Timepieces reviews
When Jude Call wakes up as a complete stranger, lives for thirty minutes, then dies, it's quite the surprise. But it happens again, and again. When Jude gets stuck as gangster Joseph Silver he must decide if he can trust his new 'friends' with his secret.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011
Haunted by OneLastEndeavor reviews
A young woman wakes up in the middle of the night...only to find a vampire having an existential crisis sitting on her bed.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
The Essence of Not Falling in Love by thebrownie reviews
Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Welcome To The Club of Delinquents! by PupPupPop reviews
Sony's a Wallflower. And she's happy with this title. But one day she is forced to enter Friendship Club, a club solely filled with delinquents. She wants nothing to do with the psycho members, but one by one the delinquents start to seek Sony's comfort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,884 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Stonehartdreamer27 reviews
Through the perspective of a women with mirror through the many years of watching herself age. I was brought to tears writing this, please read and review
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Pseudocliché by xoxluurve reviews
ONESHOT. What's the cut-off gap where a girl is allowed to like someone younger than herself without losing her mind over it? Never mind. Amelia was pretty much doomed from the moment he said hello.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
The Wishing by madz97 reviews
"Throwing yourself off buildings will not spare you when you are all but angel. You will dust yourself off, and they will call it a miracle, and you will give up on the wishing." ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
The Guide to Love in Impossible Circumstances by Against the Evening Sky reviews
"Can I buy you a drink?" Exhibit A: Sleazeball. "I'm drinking water, which is free, so the word buy would be rather inappropriate, right? Or did you purposefully approach the girl drinking tap water? It's never too early to save for retirement, I hear."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2012
WolfsBane by CarCrashHearts reviews
Lycans are born, not made. That is the most basic principle held by all Lycans, until a young woman stumbles into their lives. Changes follow her, rapidly culminating in the form of an indirect assault. Without the woman, the Lycans have no hope at all.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Money Shot by Quinette reviews
I could only watch in horror as the towel began to slip, sliding down his abdomen in a slow, deliberate fashion. But rather than marvel at the size of Drew's junk, I was more inclined to wonder if I'd be paid extra for a picture.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Perfect Opening Line by illicitly yours reviews
Liam Hannon returns to his small hometown after a tumultuous relationship ends, only to find romance in unexpected places.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012
Panties and Potted Plants by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
What's a girl to do when she's in a crunch, wearing nothing but scandalous lingerie? Certainly not trust the guy responsible for the recent disappearance of her diet soda. Oneshot. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Pseudo by Mangachick1 reviews
A short story with mentions of fantasy and the supernatural. Feedback needed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Something In The Summer Air by pixiepoptartz reviews
Three weeks was a long time. As she snapped the Twix bar in half, she glanced at him and wondered if he knew she was about to do the same to his heart. He smiled at her then, and she felt herself melt faster than the chocolate in her mouth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,427 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009
Puzzle by Clamanter
Scattered around the world; I'm there, piece by piece.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
I'm Keeping On The Jacket by Mailai reviews
You can stand there with your scowly face, your authorative red shorts, and your man muscles, but I am not taking off this jacket. One Shot. Rated for minor language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
Nothing by NewtGirl reviews
I love you. I love you very much. However, your happiness means more to me than that. Go ahead, have a girlfriend. I won't stop you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
Please Say Yes by DumbledoreManiac5637281 reviews
"No." "Is that the only word you know?" "No?" Quick oneshot. Please read. R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Towels and Sheets by anita darling reviews
She's not a social butterfly and suffers from diagnosed obsessive-compulsive disorder. He's one of the most popular, attractive boys on campus. She finds photos of herself naked, taken by him nonetheless, floating around, she gets revenge. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
The Headstand by found.eventually reviews
"What does fuck mean?" His eyes looked up to meet hers, "It's a vile word." "What's does vile mean?" She always thought she was smart for her age, but he clearly won her by a thousand miles.She wasn't used to being defeated, and she hated it. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
The Embrace of Zephyrus by MadameLeQueen reviews
A stripper and a conductor. What are the odds? "You look like a slut." He stated calmly, watching the stripper growl in fury. "What? Well, your music sounds like shit!" The conductor choked on his spit. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Death By Men by mashers reviews
TITLE CHANGE! Emily is scared of all men. Because of an incident in her past, she no longer trusts anything male. Will Tristan be able to make her trust and love again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,191 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Falling for the Strange by Pinkamoo reviews
"I've knocked on every house in town, one lady shouted at me and some lecherous old guy tried to invite me in – but I'm finally here and we need to talk." "To what do I owe the pleasure – or displeasure, as 'we need to talk' never really ends well."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
The Silver Reckoning by isthiswalrus reviews
A silver drop of light had been the cause of it all. She had ruined his life. He had hunted her down. Now it would finally come to an end.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by SweetSarah2 reviews
ONESHOT-I can't believe I'm getting blackmailed to ask the scariest boy in school on a date. At least he's gorgeous. Part of me is even excited to ask him out. But that part? Yeah, about two percent. The other ninety eight percent? Pure terror...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
The Beast's Beauty by Linsadair reviews
He refused to feel anything, until she came along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Visiting the Tailor by Stephlikeswriting reviews
Molly needs a dress for a special occasion, and she thinks the green-eyed boy at the tailor shop may be the perfect person to make it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Roommate Diary by CadenForlorn reviews
FIN! If I thought living with my half-brother or having my room taken from me was bad, try living with his best friend, my new kinky roommate!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,083 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Making An Impression by Mailai reviews
So my heart is fluttering, my stomach has butterflies, I'm probably blushing, and I'm pretty sure I just referred to him as Naked Guy out loud instead of in my head... this is embarassing. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
The Maddest by Kristina Suko reviews
They are the absolute rulers of this decrepit empire; they are the curtailers of freedom and the dealers of death.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
The Intricacies of a Valentines Mission by Quinette reviews
THREESHOT. Sawyer Clancy is clueless, awkward, and more concerned with getting headshots on COD than putting the moves on me, his one and only girlfriend. But it's Valentines Day and I'll be damned if I don't get my first kiss by sundown.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Love In Stages by charliej reviews
A love story written in 100 word drabbles. I've posted it at 4 seperate chapters and then as one whole piece. Let me know which you prefer. I'll take down the less popular one then
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
Life Isn't a Video Game by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Joachim Kelley by Kristina Suko reviews
Ironic, that a man’s life would be doomed by the way he made a living.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
The Monster with the Scarf by Kristina Suko reviews
Even the moon was a little scared when the monster with the scarf roared and rared. The trees lifted up their skirts and fled ; no one would stay when the monster glared.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Call it Survival Instinct by spaghetti reviews
It's holy-crap cold, and that isn't something Nia does well. Maybe her hot-but-jerky neighbour can give her a hand with that? "Are you crazy? For all I know you might tie me up and chop off my head with your axe and steal the contents of my purse." onesho
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Bad Haircut by Stephlikeswriting reviews
Allie is the brightest girl in her class, and she thinks she can handle the truth- except when it comes from a certain someone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, “I don’t mind obeying orders.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
The Postit Girl by Aurora Corona reviews
-'TINY'. That's what Chase finds scrawled across a post-it stuck on his genitals after a one-night stand. The moment Lauralee Collins walked into the picture, he knew that she would wreak havoc on his life... and heart. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Only Thing I Want by dancingllama reviews
Two days before Christmas, of course I had to get stuck in a car with an idiot. Too bad he's a really good hugger and I have a soft spot for guys who make me laugh. Or more specifically, the idiot I'm stuck with. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Crush Series I: The Cheesy Plan by osmLowis reviews
Armed with his friends' support and the pick-up lines they got online, boy sought out girl to get her attention and win her heart. A cute and funny one-shot. First Story of the Crush Series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by rose ash reviews
COMPLETE- I paused with my fangs poised to plunge into her neck when she opened her mouth to speak. Some begged, some screamed, how would she respond?/"That's so..cool!"/ Wait, what? -Lillian and Laken don't meet under the most "normal" circumstances.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,154 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
innocence in a plum by steffxnie reviews
i guess we were just filled with growing up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
Stupid, Heroic Acts by City Nights' Skyline reviews
A little one-shot. Logan Callister is confident, charismatic, and hot, and he just loves playing with Sadie Jensens. Sadie tries to ignore it all, but she can't help but admit that the sexual tension may be her fault too, well only a little bit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Three Words by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
Lucy receives three notes. And in them are three words. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Whipped by a Kiss by jellybeancurd reviews
Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Maybe a Fairy Tale by aileenrose reviews
The fact that I can't stammer out a full word in front of a hot guy is probably a blessing in disguise, right? Right? ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Without My Olive by Deena reviews
I was a Muslim guy with a temper and she was the olives on my pizza...what was the point in eating pizza if it didn't have olives on it? **One-shot**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
the lake by illicitly yours
a body washed up on the beach...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
I Dare You To by haliai reviews
His eyebrows rose in confusion at my determined look, I didn't give him the chance to ask any questions as I pressed my lips to his. "Woah", he murmered, yet again I cut him off. "I did the dare, now don't you dare call me a chicken" One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Unexpected by spaghetti reviews
Unexpected in more ways than one! Ducking into a book store to avoid a sudden summer storm might end up being more exciting than you'd anticipate, especially if there's a cute and grumpy boy running the cash. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Fish Know About Love by AceChant reviews
I wanted a dog, I got a stalker. I wanted hot chocolate, I got a kiss. Really, things are just not working out very well since Golden The Fish declared war on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
The Kiss O Meter by x sforzando reviews
Oneshot. I was a dumped ex-girlfriend. What else was I supposed to do? Why, go to the new girlfriend’s birthday party at The Happiest Place on Earth, of course. Re-write. Includes shameless pirate pick-up lines. Rated T for swearing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
World Cup Fever by Alkali.Alias reviews
However good-looking he may be, he had just insinuated that I wasn’t a real Spain fan, and that was simply unacceptable. “This past month and the eight years preceding it, yeah,” I replied, resisting the urge to flip him off. For FIFA 2010 fans. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
All in a Lifetime by Cori.Anne reviews
The other guys teased him about his secret admirer until he knocked a few of them around a little bit for it. She might be an annoying little snot, but she was his annoying little snot and he was the only one allowed to make fun of her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Beast King by feat. BJC reviews
ONESHOT: When Kiara stumbles upon an old castle ruled by Damien, The King of Beasts, she hates the man, but certain occurrences may change her mind. A Beauty and the Beeast type plot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Tempest by Kristina Suko reviews
Even the blood that slowly inched towards him across the ashy sand did not distract him. He was altogether too familiar with the woman that lay beside him. She had been dead long before he had carried her body to this spot.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Hellion by Ana Sterling reviews
He grabbed the cowboy's arm and flipped him over. As the rider’s cowboy hat fell off his head, Tannen sucked in a big gulp of air. This was a girl and here he squatted naked as the moment he born in front of her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by CallMeAutumn reviews
/One-Shot/ Dacy meets Eric after helping him with his crossword puzzle. When the two bond, Dacy finds herself falling. Hard. Only, he's got a girlfriend...? Please R&R! Cc greatly appreciated! Fluffy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
The Ugly Word by oh.nolita reviews
“So, let me get this straight,” he started, putting his textbook aside. “You want to go out with me.” I nodded. “Emma and Christian?” Nod. “Sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G?” Besides, how bad could it be? Famous last words, I’d realize later.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
The Motorcycle by St. Valentine reviews
A fatal accident serves as a young man's proclamation of his immortal love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Wanting To Kiss You by kiwi.boba reviews
Marley Hemman was only being a generous person when she came across that suspicious-looking homeless bum. Only thing that shocked her, and slightly turned her on, was that instead of taking the money she offered, he took her lips. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Uncharted Territory by Quinette reviews
ONE SHOT. "Fine by me," she whispered softly, pecking me demurely on the cheek. That tingling sensation? An allergic reaction to Delia's vanilla-scented lip gloss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Sadist by Aurora Corona reviews
I will barge through your thin line of defense, capture your butterfly heart with my sturdy net, and then slowly shred your paper-thin wings until every single fiber of your being writhes in agony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
I Want To Fall in Love Today by Kristina Suko reviews
The key to my heart hangs around my neck, and I’ve worn red so you’ll know who I am.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Presumptions by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Ranger by Cori.Anne reviews
The audacity of him made my eyes widen. Playfulness shrouded him and I couldn't bring myself to be snitty about it. I smirked at him. “I don't tell strange men that kind of thing,” I teased right back. ::ONESHOT::
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Kissing You And The Rest by AceChant reviews
And why do we need to go to the mall today?" "To fulfill my New Year's Resolution." "Which is?" "To kiss every guy I see in the next fourteen hours." Oh, isn't life hilarious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
I Dare You by Jhaynee reviews
ONESHOT: And it's a well known fact that Darius Adams never turns a dare down. Ever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
You Belong With Me by Jenina reviews
My boyfriend is making out with a geek suffering from identity crisis. God help me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
Joshua by Ana Sterling reviews
Joshua was cursed. Cursed to live alone forever. Then he met her and he couldn't get her of his head. There was something about her. It was magic. Vampire/Romance. Rated for inuendo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Train Rides by FizzyLizzy reviews
SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
What He Meant by “Press Send” was “I Love You” by Aurette reviews
Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Cross by Kristina Suko reviews
She had been running for so long; she was tired of holing up in roach-infested motels, tired of eating crappy food, tired of sharing bathroom stalls with grubs and flies. He could beat her, scream at her, break her neck. She was done running. Short.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
The Cynic and the Psychic by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
She's a Rule Breaker, Not a Troublemaker by Emedea reviews
I never broke the best friend rule until now, when I got a little bit too friendly with my best friend. And the incidence of too much friendliness did not just involve lips. There was also a bed mixed in there somewhere. And nakedness. A lot of nakedness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
You're in my seat by starlit x sky reviews
“You’re in my seat.” I glanced up, about to reply that you didn’t have assigned seating in the school library. But this person was a male, a male sixth former and a fit one at that. Still, I wasn't going to move. And he couldn’t make me. Right? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Sounds So Sweet by BJArthur reviews
She was his. Always had been and always would be. non-con ? , bondage, mentions of incest. most uncomfortable thing i've ever written.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
If the glove fits by Birds and Boats reviews
But her, with her tear filled eyes, and her shaking hands. The hands he had been slightly fixated on just an hour ago. She looked vulnerable, and he had waited his whole life for a damsel in distress. For the i love to hate you contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Kismet by emiette reviews
ONESHOT. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST. When Rin feels betrayed, her relationship with best friend, Raz Dorian, sours. Having lost touch with each other throughout college, they coincidentally meet again in a park – or is it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Everybody Wants Ryan by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / Highlighted in Undiscovered: "How do you get to know someone you've never talked to? Try falling in love." SKoW R8 Winner!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The Vodka Girl by x-Summer Rain-x reviews
He was smiling knowingly, and I had the strongest urge to slam my head against a wall, "You're the vodka girl from last weekend." I winced, "The vodka girl?" I asked, realizing too late that I admitted to my identity.*SKoW Challenge response*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Cleaner by Jesra14 reviews
Anton was really good at fixing things and cleaning up messes. He was what my father liked to call a good man, even if he was a little rough around the edges with slightly loose morals. That was why I called him. Our children are going to love that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Shoes by spaghetti reviews
Shoes. Lust. Hockey. PoliSci midterms. Shoes. How one guy is vanquished by a really awesome pair of pumps. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Wife by the top step of infinity reviews
“I want to be your wife!” I exclaimed. “But you already are,” Logan said, confused. For some reason, that caused me to go into hysterics, laughing, but my laughter was full of bitter pain. “That’s what you & everyone else thinks, but no, I'm really not."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Elevator by That Girl You Love reviews
She was on her way to make the biggest mistake of her life, and he only had ten floors to stop her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Supporting Cast by spaghetti reviews
They've always been supporting actors, their lives a mere subplot to those of their best friends. Why should their love lives be any different? One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Twitchy by lustforlondon reviews
When Honey, lost on the wrong side of town, meets a reluctant saviour, it isn't long before she falls head over heels. But after a while she finds that finding your knight in shining armour sometimes means getting a dark knight to be saved from...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Coat On by Pinkamoo reviews
“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Prince Charming Doesn't Eat At McDonalds by artofjula reviews
My, rather hopeless, attempt at finding a Prince Charming. I guess them0ngrel01 was right after all. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Summer of Austen by White Rose Blossom reviews
He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Just Nutty by pixiepoptartz reviews
ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Until Her by amyhtak
*ONESHOT* He has a policy to not date during high school. So far, he has had no trouble sticking to that. That is, until he sees her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
In the Eyes of a Really Bad Stalker by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
I stalk him, so what? i'm not planning on sexually harassing him or anything, he's just interesting to watch. what i didn't expect was to find out that he stalks me too. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Cowboy Chronicles by Cori.Anne reviews
There's a certain draw only a cowboy possesses. This is a collection of short stories about girls and their cowboys. Some of us just can't resist the pull of a cowboy...
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Bitter Sweet by IamLadyVelvet reviews
Two old friends sit and watch a wedding precession, one bitterly the other with a sweet smile. Short and simple thing that was in my head.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Seeking Dreams by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! One act of kindness and generosity on her part turned his life around and made him who he is today...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Wonders of a Guys' Boxers by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
He has got the wolrds greatest boxers. From Scooby Doo to Tweety Bird. I happen to like to stare at his boxers in the morning not, that I should be. I can't help it, the man doesn't close his curtains. Ok I'll admit I'm obsessed with boxers. That is SAD.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Win His Girl by amyhtak reviews
*ONESHOT* There were over a thousand pairs of eyes watching him, over a thousand pairs of ears listening to him. And somehow, he couldn't stop himself from caring more about what one girl thought than all the rest combined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
A Second Opinion by Karahly reviews
Third in the Series...“I need a second opinion Julia…I’ve been pondering over it all day but-but what do you think? What would you think if you found your little sister’s underwear in the procession of your best friend?” FLUFFY! R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
A Secret Opinion by Karahly reviews
Sequel to An Honest, Unbiased Opinion...Dude, dude did you have a chick over?...What? No! Why would you-...He picked up a lacy white bra from under a couch cushion and I clamped my mouth shut. Oh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
An Honest, Unbiased Opinion by Karahly reviews
“What?” I rolled my eyes, “Please, Jake would kill me if he knew I was even hanging out with you in the wee hours of the morning… especially since I’m asking you to check me out and give me your honest, unbiased opinion.” Sweet, fluffy One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009
action, reaction by merryhouse reviews
Her friends tease her. She takes the train. She buys ice cream. She conveniently forgets to wear pants with her long tee shirts. She goes on dates. And at the year twelve formal, she finds herself spiking the punch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Beautiful Rosa by Like-In-My-Dream reviews
ONESHOT-- ...a single tear escaped her eye. She allowed it to run its course over her cheek and fall from her chin, savouring the feeling, before she wiped her cheek clean." SHORT, ADAPTATION OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Written for A-level english. R&R PLEAS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Greek Mythology Gone Mad by jellybeancurd reviews
Cupid accidentally turns a shy jock into an obsessed stalker, and when he takes a leaf out of all the alpha Greek gods in his pursuit of me, I freaked. Preview:"I have my ways, and if I really had my way, you will be mine". “I AM NOT YOUR POSSESSION."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck and Other Crackpot Theories by The 2nd Mrs de Winter reviews
Clip-“See, Kyle likes Kim, Kim likes Mike and Mike likes me.” “Who do you like?” “I like meaningless impersonal sex. But I’m on the wagon right now. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,168 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Salt Water by illicitly yours reviews
Like a choke collar, cutting off all of the air.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Horrible Mistake by Penelope P reviews
The Devil grinned wickedly and stared down at her broken body. Her mangled wings spread out painfully and her bruises ached. The last Angel was dying and The Devil stood and watched. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Crosswords by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
When She Smiles by mandybeth reviews
That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Twenty Second Hugs by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- "They've been hugging each other since we turned into this hallway. How can anyone stand giving each other twenty second hugs?"... "Twenty second hugs. Only the people I truly love would ever have those moments with me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Day Pages Missing by illicitly yours reviews
The first in a concept work based off the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Someone's Looking for You by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- He hates me, but I like him. It's the typical unrequited love so I always try to avoid him at all costs. But when his best friend tells me to give him one second of my time, how can I say no? -DIALOG ONLY-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Didn't Mean to Hurt You by jammi reviews
For some people, the only way to show someone you love them, is to hurt them. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Tutor by Pointy Objects reviews
I know I’m supposed to be encouraging and up building and make you love writing, but I have to tell the truth. You are awful. You are very, very bad at writing. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
All our firsts by jellybeancurd reviews
RF oneshot: She fell in love with him. Him, the eldest son of duke, disguised as a typical nerd.One day, he leaves her without a word. Standing alone at the school dance, she thinks of all their first moments. And guess who appears to get her back?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
When Jewelry Strikes by Euphorialie reviews
A simple but diabolical bracelet has a huge effect on Will Tucker's life, throwing him together with the most frightening creature to ever prowl the night—Cora Raiden, completely human girl who may or may not be a ruthless killer. Note: sarcasm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Empty Stairwells by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Hey there, sleeping beauty! by jellybeancurd reviews
Oneshot:I cleaned his house for him on top of working shifts at the cafe. Of course I can't help it if I fall asleep while trimming bushes or arranging books. Maybe it all started when I swept into the bathroom mopping the floor while he was...you know!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Sing to Me by jellybeancurd reviews
RF [one shot]: It started with a dare. Seriously, no one sane would stand under my window and sing to me, more so after my mum chases after him and his lousy percussion team. But why does he keep coming back? And, why do I miss him after he leaves?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
My effective charcoal pill by jellybeancurd reviews
Reworking fairytales oneshot series: You know you want to kill your brother when he feeds you dumbcane and you can only play charade with that guy you saved 3 days ago. It doesn't help when that guy looks for you to repay you for stealing his first kiss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Persephone & Hades by Angel x Demon reviews
Hades looks at Persephone and thinks how they are totally different. Like a moth and a butterfly.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Simplicity Always Leads to Drama by jennycraig10 reviews
I wanted simplicity. But then I fell in love, confessed out of nowhere, and walked away. Guess being simple doesn't mean you can't have drama. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Johnny by Kristina Suko reviews
My twin brother has always been a bit… different. Mentally so. He has great concentration, but rarely exercises his abnormal focus on anyone. Alive and breathing, that is. He was the best student in Biology... when it came time to dismantle dead animals.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Of East and West by the panty thief reviews
If someone walks east, and another person walks west, what will happen to them' he asks ... 'They would get further and further apart, right' she replies. ... But then again, maybe they won't. [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
When You're Around by Cynical Romance reviews
Vivian Carmichael is sent to South Dakota for the summer to help out her Great Uncle Jay, who owns the only general store in the tiny town. There, she meets Cadence. Who knew South Dakota could be so interesting?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Green Peppers and Sausage by something to prove reviews
Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
The Art of Breaking Up by effection reviews
How to break up with a female. From a boy's perspective. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Hope by its.Nothing.Special reviews
The first time I saw her, she was asleep. I woke her up. She glared at me. I kicked sand in her face. She spat it out. We argued. I won. And she didn't like bowling. Or me, for that matter. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Predictable by Jenina reviews
So maybe the fangs should’ve clued her in that he was definitely not your average guy. She didn’t know any better. She just thought he was just a really good dancer. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Dictionary by Jenina reviews
In which I attempt to define the intangible things in life in poetry. Another Creative Writing project.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Southern Charmer by illicitly yours reviews
You're a real southern charmer, hospitality is your middle name.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Prima Donna by Kristina Suko reviews
I walk into the dusty opera house, long forgotten by its once dramatic inhibitors, and look up through the lavishly painted roof to the gray sky beyond. I have come to see if what they say is true. x Oneshot, complete. x
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Lily Payne by Kristina Suko reviews
I have never understood Lily Payne. My first memory of her senseless and horrific nursery rhymes and maniacal laughter began the moment she learned to talk.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The Tourist by Ananda Rosen reviews
What if an alien asked you to take their picture? A humorous short story for English class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Let The World Know by Anepidekti reviews
[ONESHOT] Please…” I pleaded but he shook his head again. “I’m not doing this anymore. I refuse to.” He said with a finality that caused me to choke out a sob.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
A Beautiful Disaster by thatswrite reviews
I fear that you could break me down.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006
beautiful disaster by classic violet reviews
your eyes contained the universe.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006
Beautiful Disaster by chaos-bleeds19 reviews
This is a poem that was done for creative writing which incoporates smell. It's a bit emo... but, as the title says, it's a rather beautiful disaster.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006
A Beautiful Disaster by wolfiel reviews
The events that occured on my aunt's wedding (roughly three - four years ago) from what had been my naive, childish point of view. It's amazing how my mind managed to twist everything until it became a beautiful (what I had thought ->>) reality.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006
The Stages of Beating Heartbreak Into Submission by Jenina reviews
Getting over heartbreak… it’s hard. First there’s the confrontation stage, then the empty stage, the crying stage, the vengeful stage, the rebound stage, the selfdoubt stage and finally, you move on. Unfortunately, mine didn’t come in this order.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Creatures of the Night: The Miami WereBat by Tessandra reviews
"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Curbside Heart to Hearts and Rubber Ducks by Jenina reviews
My angst needed to be released, and unfortunately, he was the first person to come around. So I spilled all my secrets to him on that New York City curb. It’s that rubber duck’s fault, I tell you… Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
When In Rome by sarcastic-student reviews
"When in Rome: unpack your suitcase, and order room service..."
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2005
In Pajamas by Cynical Romance reviews
She met her older brother's hot friend Charles. In pajamas. Shoveling ice cream down her throat. And she keeps meeting him in her pajamas, when looking her worst. He doesn't mind though. In fact, he kinda likes it. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Bellus-Aviditas reviews
How is it I always find myself back at this place, at this very moment? I place the knife on the counter and grab a wet washcloth to clean my beautiful disaster.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
Beautiful Disaster by Larien Falassion reviews
Short story about a screwed up love affair...with a twist. eh, r/r
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005
A Beautiful Disaster by MidnightRequiem reviews
What makes a natural disaster beautiful? This poem strives for the answer.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005
Table for Six by Nathan Murray reviews
What happens when you invite the perfect criminals to dinner?
Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
What You Make of It by YoursTilChaos reviews
One act. My theatre teacher said that it's one of the best she's ever read by a student, but I'd like some more feedback before I put it up in front of the judges at districts, please.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2004
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
The Girlfriend's Point of View by jennycraig10 reviews
A girl tells how it was like to watch her boyfriend fall in love with another girl. A 1/1 fic. Completed.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2004
Lightning Flashes by NovaAni-Bookworm1 reviews
He knew she would be there, hiding in the lightning...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
Crazy Bobs Blowout Sale by Suicideistheanswerforyou reviews
Nearly as gay as interior decorating
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2003
Southern Hospitality by Suicideistheanswerforyou reviews
Completely gay.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
In Sickness and In Health by treadondreams reviews
A heartfelt speech to a husband.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/20/2003
A Child's Questions by Beauty School Drop Out reviews
Written by my sister, I discovered it in her bag. I cried when I read it, give it a little look. She is only five and here is her thoughts on what has happened in our family, written with innocence only a five year old could manage.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2003
Heaven & Hell by Femme Fatale reviews
Just a little short story I threw together in like half an hour. It's crap, but read it anyway and tell me what you think :o)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2001