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Author has written 1 story for Life.
I have many different names. Andy, Magnus, and Mandy are the ones I'm called the most :D
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Mask by Teal Archer reviews
A mask. A puzzle. A reader. Welcome.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Boris's day! by evil bannana reviews
Boris has a preety good day untill princess Jasmine is kidnapped! first story,probly not that good,a little short but ehh what can you say its my first story!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011
Remember Me by evil bannana reviews
Kylie and Tedi move to a small island south of Africa,to live with their cousins Abigail and Max.With their Uncle gone tragedy strikes.WARNING:FOUL LANGUAGE USED,WE WARNED YOU.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Hell and Back Again by xXWriterForLifeXx reviews
DO NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR HARDCORE RELIGIOUS! You will not like this story. at all... Full summary inside.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010
Funny Random Sayings by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
a bit biased and bitter by Nightmares.Of.A.Broken.Heart reviews
a little rant to calm the confusion in my mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Not Human by Shooting-stars-from-my-window reviews
Sister says I'm not human,just an alien from far away
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Ungreatful by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
He feared that the wrong move could cause her to shatter. Madison put up such a brave front, but, on the inside, she was a mess. A mess that her parents had caused. Her ungreatful parents. Ungreatful.'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Thrill by Fish Stark reviews
Ever get out of bed and feel "Damn, today's going to be good!" ?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Photograph by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
Jackson finds an old box of memories when he's cleaning out his room. He flips through his scrap book and finds some old photographs he had long forgotten memories about...Even some about a certain mocha haired girl he used to know. Can the photo's help?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Mystery Club, Beginnings and Onwards by NeokoNewman reviews
They call themselves the mystery club, but what about the mysteries of themselves, where did they come from, what's their story. Learn more about Lucian, Calvin, Mace, Jamison, Marissa, and Penny as well as others they meet.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Don't Run Away by birchermuesli reviews
It's a dark night, freezing cold. Joan has been trapped inside the manor for years - will she find her escape? -short story-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011
Sparks by Alyssa-Annnn reviews
Mariah Pastri, thirteen, goes out to the baseball field to see her bro play bball and her her long-time friend Cody. Cody's best friend Dustin is there, and let me tell you, sparks. Mariah's boyfriend Logan and her younger sister Chris come along, trouble
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011
The Protectors by NeokoNewman reviews
In order to end a century old war, Princess Katherine embarks on a perilous journey around the world in order to rally allies. To ensure her protection, the mysterious 'Protectors' accompany her as she learns more of the outside world and herself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010
Hurting by Rinjii Harayumi reviews
A poem about feeling fat...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Deaf by TrippleZeroItalics reviews
A person reflects on music being snatched away from them after they become deaf. Drabble.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
A Friends Stories by Willow Iwillnottellmyrealname reviews
A Friends Stories is a real mind taker. It warms the heart and takes you in.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010
The Dude Chain by Fish Stark reviews
A nature documentary--about humans. Specifically, teens and mating. This short, sarcastic comedy follows four teens who all want sort of the same thing. This is technically a screenplay for any sticklers, but it could be a play.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
The Cupcake War by krazy-owl reviews
Lori Trann is an average 12 year old. She has a BFF named Rose, who's parents are always fighting. With the help of her friend Lori will lead the first ever CUPCAKE WAR!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010
Rapunzel and the Zoning Ordinance by Fish Stark reviews
Bureaucracy is at work in Fairyland. Zoning board inspector Jack Sprat is jealous of Rapunzel's hair, since his wife's body fat has absorbed all of her hair. He fines Rapunzel for leaving her hair out on the lawn. Can The Handsome Prince repeal the fine?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Nobody by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Because that's all I am and all I ever will be: a nobody.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Cancer by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Cancer. It hurts everyone, even those who don't have it.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Immature Minds by comedyzombie reviews
A collection of all the funniest conversations me and my friends have had. WARNING This story is rated T for incredible stupidity, suggestive themes, and overall immaturity. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Tenderly Esoteric by Lady of the House reviews
In which, brothers are not supposed to kiss each other. But when Noah and Lucian’s parents suddenly separate, splitting them up into different homes, and unexpected feelings rise to the surface – well, who knows that could happen? -slash- M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
Maybes by simpleplan13 reviews
A piece about losing someone and doubts I guess... I wrote it because I had to after a member of my family committed suicide... it's not my best so please critique away
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008
Hate Parade by someone's sideshow reviews
I wrote this in response to Westboro Baptist Church's post on their website regarding the Northern Illinois University shootings. It was done quickly, but I would like to expand upon it, so I would appreciate reviews with any suggestions.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008
Raging Quiet by depants reviews
All about the stuggles of a deaf person in an unforgiving world.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Overtime by simpleplan13 reviews
It's a onesided conversation between a wealthy women and her daughter.. UPDATE: New chapter as an edited version based on suggestions please let me know what you think! I kept the old one up for comparison
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Tears in the Dark by bloody-angel147 reviews
A sad song about someone trying to help the one they love.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007
Last Breath by Nightmares.Of.A.Broken.Heart reviews
A poem that describes two lover's last moments, or 'last breaths'
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Jesus Was a Pacifist by Aero Faerie Extraordinaire reviews
jesus was a pacifist and a practical civil rights activist. he would not have condoned posters saying God hates You. he would not have approved of picketing people's funerals. no real Christian preaches hateful values. my anger at Westboro Baptist Church
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007
Beat Me Down by simpleplan13 reviews
We had to write a 50 word response to a video about rap and how it influences the definition of masculinity.. this is what i got... its not that great, but tis ok
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
さくら by Harper K reviews
A small piece I did on Sakura and Nihon
Poetry: General - Rated: K - Japanese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Judging Eyes by simpleplan13 reviews
It's from the point of view of an ex-armyman being judged by his son's new wife... short and definitely not my best... but I had to write a piece for Veterans Day that was not Antiwar or American and this was the best I could do... suggestions appreciated
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Where do babies come from, Daddy? by AnyaAnanda reviews
Um ... well ... you see, Sophie. Well, when a man really loves a woman, yeah, and um ... she really loves him back ... "That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I loved it."
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/17/2005
Fault by simpleplan13 reviews
about disappointing some one and how much it hurts... it's about my dad, but it could be for anyone
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
AHHH! The Beating Stick! and other stories by Maria Rose Black reviews
If stupidity was a genre, it would fit here. This is what happens with me and my friends....we could win America's Funniest Home Videos! Hahaha !*stare*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003
Fire in Your Eyes by DracoPathos reviews
There are some funny lines in this, but the message is serious.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2002
Didn't Break The Rules reviews
If they didn't break the rules Chloe would still be alive, but they broke the rules and now she's dead. Forever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete