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![]() Author has written 1 story for Romance. Name: Christina Country/City: USA/New York City Birthday: November 19 Likes: anime/manga,comics,neji,tv,reading,friends,sleeping,rainy days Dislikes: public pools, snobby/bossy people, getting in trouble Copy and Paste Its: Fang: 98 percent Human, 2 percent Avian 100 percent HOT If you read page 373-374 of The Last Olympian a million times because of its total Percabeth fluffiness, copy and paste this in your profile If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile. If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. Proud loser/bookworm/nerd. Yeah. Be jealous. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 99.5 percent of all teen girls would start balling and freaking out if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of a 60 story building. The other .5 percent would bring popcorn and shout "Jump! Jump! Jump!" Copy and paste this if you would be part of that .5 percent If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio, Weightless,Cdelancy If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (I have and I always will) If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile. If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio, Weightless,Cdelancy If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio, Weightless,Cdelancy If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile. If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile. If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile. If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile. If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile. If you've gotten someone else addicted to Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile! If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON! Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang! If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang, from Maximum Ride, is the hottest dude you've never seen copy this into your profile. If I say Fang and you scream "Where?!" copy this onto your profile If you think Fang is so smexy he is on the verge of exploding from smexiness, copy and paste this in your profile. If you would be so mad you could kill someone if Fang died in the 6th book, copy and paste this in your profile If you want Dylan to die a slow and painful death, copy and paste this in your profile FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and GRAMPS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'DAMN we really messed up.' FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Man, drink the rest of that; you know we don't waste" FRIENDS: Get into trouble with you and both of you get suspension. BEST FRIENDS: Get into trouble with you and smile, knowing only you will get suspension. FRIENDS: Don't let you drive drunk. BEST FRIENDS: They are so nice they drive for you, drunker. If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose? If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2? The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, Why is the word abbreviation so long? Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a If electricity comes from electrons does morality Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on If a fork were made of gold would it still be Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? If vegetarians eat vegetables what do Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it If quitters never win and winners never quit how Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour If olive oil comes from olives where does baby If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. He who laughs last thinks the slowest. If everyone jumped off a bridge would you too? No, I would step onto a pile of bodies. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it? There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. They say the truth sets you free, then how come everytime I tell the truth I get sent to my room? When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged. If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train. - unknown The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! - unknown I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! - unknown "If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" - unknown I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. - unknown Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. - unknown Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?! - unknown If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - unknown "Who gives a shit about Edward Cullen and Bella when you can watch James get his head get ripped off. XD" - SilentSonata (this makes life so much better doesn't it?) If you can't be cool, be feared...my Mama always used to tell me that. - Toad (X Men: Evolution) We humans fear the beast within the wolf because we do not understand the beast within ourselves. - Gerald Hausman If music is the food of love...play on. - William Shakespere (I saw this on a plaque at my music instructor's house and fell in love with it) You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - unknown Men aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. - unknown The closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow becomes. - unknown Vertical - So vertical there is no horizontal. - unknown Work like you don't need the money. Love like no one had ever hurt you. Dance like nobody is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live like this is a paradise on Earth. - unknown Silence is golden but ductape is silver. - unknown I am a pink flamingo on the great lawn of life. - unknown Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive. - unknown I wanna blow shit up with my mind. - unknown (yeah, but I also say this) The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - unknown "People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"- unknown "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.” - unknown "Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" - unknown "Sometimes you need to be strong "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."- unknown "We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."- unknown "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "- Bill Gates (thank you for helpin me with this one LabRatzRule) "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "- unknowng "Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make good excercise."- unknown "Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. " - unknown (I know some people who I would love to do this to) "Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."- unknown "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."- unknown "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein "Imagination is more important than knowledge."- unknown "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."- unknown (hell yes!) "Never memorize something that you can look up."- unknown "Your a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you" -unknown "Books never hurt anyone until you get hit by one" - kenshinlover13 Writing and playing Sims is just another way of saying you like playing God. -Me My father always used to say that, when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. - unknown It is curious—curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare. Strength and courage aren't always measured in medals and victories. They are measured in the struggles they overcome. The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose. - Ashley Hodgeson “Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. -Dale Carnegie "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." - Milton Berle It's not that your not supposed to live, your just supposed to be evil!" - unknown (hey, this describes me!) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you apples, get pissed, throw a fit and demand that you get lemons instead." - unknown "What you've just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point were you even close to something that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." - Billy Madison I'm a little annoying like the Black Plague was just a little cough. - Me! I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned! - Chickens Everywhere(my sister found this quote, so a quick round of applause goes to Natalie( she didn't like me calling her Kiko -pouts-)!) I don't wait for windows of opportunity, I just destroy the walls. -Me! (or rather, something my sister says about me) Tough times never last, but tough people do. - Robert H. Schuller Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to! Mine's going to say: Phoebe Buffay, buried alive. - Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay on FRIENDS Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. - Kurt Cobain (also the winner of the best first name for a guy EVER!) No one grows up. they just learn how to act in public. - unknown If I had no sense of humur then I would have committed suicide long ago - Mahatma Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - unknown The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. - unknown Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise - unknown If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. - unknown Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them- unknown (wow, that explains a lot) Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives.- unknown If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - unknown That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins. - unknown Don’t make me get my flying monkeys!”-unknown “Say what you want about America, thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.” – Michael Cera as George Michael on “Arrested Development” “He is most certainly not the tightest spandex on the team.” – Moi RULES: 1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? Clocks-Coldplay 2. How would you describe yourself? My Goodies-Petey Piablo feat. Ciara 3. What do you like in a guy/girl? Telephone-Lady Gaga 4. How do you feel today? The Way You Make Me Feel-Michael Jackson 5. What is your life's purpose? Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart-Alicia Keys 6. What is your motto? Sweet Dreams-Beyonce 7. What do your friends think of you? Single Ladies-Beyonce 8. What do you think of your parents? Teenage Love Affair-Alicia Keys 9. What do you think about very often? Crazy In Love-Beyonce feat. Jay-Z 10. What is 2 + 2? Doesn’t Mean Anything-Alicia Keys 11. What do you think of your best friend? Clumsy-Fergie(that's more of what they thinks of me) 12. What do you think of the person you like? Always Be My Baby-Mariah Carey 13. What is your life story? Fallin’-Alicia Keys(so true…) 14. What do you want to be when you grow up? Just Like Me-Jamie Foxx feat. T.I. 15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? No One-Alicia Keys(ouch…) 16. What will you dance to at your wedding? You Are My Rock-Beyonce 17. What will they play at your funeral? Dead and Gone-T.I. feat. Justin Timberlake(bad coincidence) 18. What is your hobby/interest? Green Light-John Legend 19. What is your biggest fear? Speed Of Sound-Coldplay 20. What is your biggest secret? Lose Control-Missy Elliot 21. What do you think of your friends? What’s Your Name-Usher( I hope my friends don’t read this) 22. What will you post this as? Heart to Heart-Chris Brown Random Quiz!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. The Dangerous Days of Daniel X: "though,as she tended to the bloody patch on," 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? a pillow 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? highlander: the source 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: eight 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:11 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Police sirens... 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About 7:45 I was going to school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? someone elses profile 9. What are you wearing? pjs 10. What did you dream last night? About some chicken lady trying to teach me the pledge of allegiance. 11. When did you last laugh? When I was reading someone elses profile. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A painting of flowers and an ancient African Mask. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Not really. 14. What do you think of this survey? It's okay. 15. What is the last film you saw? Highlander: The Source 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A mall with the workers and items included. XD 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. When I frist meet people I instantly don't like them. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Hmm... all the bad things! 19. George Bush: Was the worst living thing to ever touch the surface!! 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Alexandrea. It's a mix of my favorite names ever! 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Demetri 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? No, I don't want to leave my friends. |