Whirlymerle
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Poll: I'm curious about the demographics of my readers, so please help me out. To those of you who enjoy reading LE&D, which of the following categories do you fall under? Vote Now!
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Joined 11-14-10, id: 752037, Profile Updated: 04-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Essay.

having a high awkwardness tolerance gets me places


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Like Eiderdown & Disendowers: And like sex without the climax. A completed 39 month documentation of an author stabbing blindly into the fiction writing world. I mostly get reviews because I happily return them, but sometimes I like to imagine it's because people like my work.

Now you can rate it here on Project Fiction!

Potpourri et al: Where I practice writing styles and tell stories about my life but don't mooch for reviews. Readers who comment anyway are rad and brimming with awesomesauce.

Spreading the Love:

All reviews over one line long (that's about 200 characters) for Like Eiderdown & Disendowers will be returned outside the Review Game. Length/quality-wise, I tend to give what I receive. I like constructive criticism. If you need to settle review debt but would oedipically gauge your eyes out before reading LE&D, feel free to review my other works instead.

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All work by Whirlymerle (id. 752037) is copyright under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License. Copy my work without permission and I will file a DMCA infringement report.

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The Mute and The Liar by Victoria Best reviews
I am a mute who only cares about mysteries. He's a liar who only cares about his youth gang. I didn't mind him, until he decided to break into my house, steal my salad, and oh yeah, kidnap me. / Most creative plot SKOW award winner / Featured on Project Fiction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,510 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/11/2012
Immortal Rhythms by Epic Myth reviews
Joanna's life changes when she meets Hope, he's an Immortal and Joanna is one too. This revelation and her budding powers reveals a world above the ghettos of Harlem New York. But standing in her way are mean streets, ruthless thugs, and robots hellbent on killing Immortals. On top of a family she cares for deeply who are undergoing changes too, for better or for worse. Rated R.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/22/2013
Mauerspechte by Skyward Ending reviews
"Take me to Berlin," she said. But solace notwithstanding, she'd like to bury 1989, Germany, and the world it came in. Written for the January 2013 WCC.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013
The Angel Kristoph by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
Can an angel still hope for redemption when the blood of countless innocents stains his hands? /Story Removed/
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Bite by Devil's Playground reviews
I've been told that I don't have a lot of common sense. But traveling with a group of bloodthirsty, trigger-happy sharks seems a little crazy, even for me... Rated for heavy violence and language.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009
Writing What People Want To Read by perverted.intellectual reviews
Tired of your story not getting a lot of reviews or even views? What are you doing wrong? Maybe it's simple as typing 'I suck at summaries lol.' Explores some pitfalls writers have and how they can change. Chap. 14: Angst
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,410 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
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Whirlymerle's Potpourri reviews
Musings of a Whirlymerle. Est 2011. Unabashedly self-indulgent. Not at all profound. My life is awkward. Chp 19: My Life is Linear (Algebra)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/28/2011
Like Eiderdown & Disendowers reviews
She was endearing the way hardworking students were. He was dedicated as only a teacher could be. And yet when she brightened, she made him feel as if he were the only person who could keep her aglow. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,321 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete