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Joined 11-15-10, id: 752185, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

Hello random citizen on FictionPress! Welcome to my profile. C:

Everybody calls me Sam and you can too if you like. The first reason I made this account is because I got tired of seeing that little window that says, " This user does not allow annonumus reviews. Please login or sign up to write a review." Then I got hooked and plot bunnies started to attack me, so I might also post some stories too. C: I also have an account on Figment.com, link to my profile on there is my homepage, and I got another account on Fanfiction.net account, xXSourApplesXx, on that profile is more about me, and you can go there if you want cause I'm not going to write a whole lot about myself here, cause I don't feel like repeating myself. =D

My Stories: I have none on this website, yet anyways, but I have like, a million plot bunnies. =D So stary tuned. Also, I'll only post my stories if they're finished. Almost done though! C:

My Favorite Quotes: "Medocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but tallent instantly recognises genuis." from the Sherlock Holmes story The Valley Of Fear, "What one man can invent, another can discover." It's also from a Sherlock Holmes story but I can'remeber which...

That's all for now. Have a nice day!

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The Mark of Poison by Moonlite Streak reviews
A little one shot poem, about a mad professor and a few poisons. What could go wrong? My first upload, please R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Regina by IrregularHonour reviews
Take flight
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
I Can Read Past the Cartoon Section by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
Poems brought on by actually reading the newspaper. Don't worry nothing too topical.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010
One Way to Get Out of Gym by RentBoheme reviews
Detective Charley Gallagher is used to solving cases about cheating spouses. So he is completely unprepared when he is assigned the case of a high school gym teacher who was found beaten to death and wrapped in a volleyball net. Written for NaNoWriMo '09.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,164 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
The Arachnid by Ayeshajen reviews
Are you frightened of spiders?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Far Away On Calvary by IrregularHonour reviews
A song about the compassion of God
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010
Death by IrregularHonour reviews
Written as a child, with a child's simplicity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
A Salute to Sherlock Holmes by IrregularHonour reviews
A child's accolade of the master detective.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Fleas! Fleas! Fleas! by IrregularHonour reviews
A story about a frustrating cat.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Subject Matters by ComicalEpiphanies reviews
In this white abyss, this place you’ll never and forever miss, reside six subjects loyal to a kingdom without soil. A couplet-based rhyming scheme. Satirical humor in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Greater Love by IrregularHonour reviews
In honour of the King...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
An Animal's Tail by crashstarhunter reviews
A story of how one Elephant almost gets an innocent Flamingo into a lot of trouble. Summary stinks, please R&R
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
The Random Alphabet reviews
-The-One-Who-Needs-A-Life gave me this idea when I read the story called "The Alphabet My Way." So I decided to do something like it, just for fun. This is what I came up with...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete