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Name: You'll have to deal with calling me Shadowpenguin2010

Gender: girl.

Age: That is something you do not need to know. But if you want a hint then it's between 1 and 100...

Height: 5'7

Okay, random, but whatever! I fell for this big time...

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Sorry that was super random but I got it from my cousin...

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite gender.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

Did u do it? I hope u enjoyed it cause that was alot of typing (jk I just copied and pasted it lol)

God will always protect you if u ask (read below)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped and almost killed in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
raped
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as "God will always protect you if you ask"if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost

-Maybe I should try that next time I'm walking alone at night (I never even walk around alone at night anyway, so... Maybe I won't have to)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Rcneet sudteis sohw taht yuor mnid rades wdros as one wrod, not as snglie ltrtees, as lnog as the frsit and lsat lrettes are in tiehr rgiht pcales. So mnay polpee soluhd be albe to raed tihs; hewveor, tihs may not be the csae. If you are cpalbae of raidneg tihs, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor pflrioe -i could sooo read it! Some people r just awesome like that.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -Well duh! Can't you peeps see how long it is? Well maybe not that long but it will get there someday. Just wait.

You know if you live in 2010 if...

Ever wonder where we are heading?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing fluid is made with real lemons?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

BUNNIES KICK BUTT! -Go bunny dude!

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Join the dark side, we have cookies!

Officer, I swear to Drunk i'm not God!

People who say anything is possible have not tried to slam a revolving door.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors?Why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you.

Music is like candy...you throw away the rappers

Like God (or Carlisle) said let there be Edward and, it was all goood.

Did you just call me a dog? Because dogs bark. And bark is on trees. And tree are part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know i'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement!

You're just jealous cause we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator

I know im a sexy peguin

My friend's the kinda person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"

You cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder

Be a loser, cool is soo over-rated

I'm gonna go touch the butt!! - Nemo from finding Nemo

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues

Shun the non-believer! SSHHUUN!! SSSHHHUUUNNN!!

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! -Uh... No, I don't. It's called natural beauty peeps!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in you're profile (What do you mean, not put this in? NNNNNOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean 'we'? I'm the one people think is insane.)

If you KNOW that the voices in your head are REAL, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm not that strange just crazy)

Night is a dark time for me

It is for everyone, moron

Not for Alaskans and people with night vision goggles!

Im not insane, and my hand puppets argree with me

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. Are you are weird and proud of it? duh!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Would you be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.

Do annoying people get on your nerves. My answer is yes.

Are there times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it? ALOT.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. Please try and be one of the five who don't.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled the door when it says push, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers will go with whats popular all the time. If you're part of the 8 percent that dares to be different, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters copy this into your profile

If imagination is your great escape from the stupidity of the real world, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked because it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

I smile cause i have no idea whats going on!

I used to be normal, until i met the freaks called my friends

Ever stop and think...and forget to stop again?

A good friend will comfort you when you break up with him, a BEST friend will call him whispering: Seven days...

If you don't like me, there is nothing i can do. Newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just perfer to make it public

I've got ADD and Magic Markers...oh the fun i shall have

Cereal Killer

EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami

At first, i wondered why God made you, then i realized that even God makes mistakes

Your eyes are as beautiful as enormous catapillars

If you say im not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If im not cold, im hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangsta, i carry a squirtgun

I'm not good at advice? Can i intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

I'm the kinda girl who'll break out in laughter while everyone else is quiet

I hear voices, and they don't like you

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

When it rains on my party, i just burst out the slip-n-slide!

Don't frown, because even if your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound that they make as they go by

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to...

Tell the truth and run

Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Life's tough get a helmet.

I'm not sleeping, I'm taking a good look at the inside of my eyelids. It may take a while.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

USA Today has come out with a new survey:Apparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population

Operator give me the number for 911

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue...Cat!

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Simone Shodowlawn (ok?)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Harallze (What. The. Heck.)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Orange cranberry juice (Wow...)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Lrilaje (Uh... Well...)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Andrea (I don't even know if i spelled that right. Hm.)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black... Tabasco? (Hahaha! That sounds retarded)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Tornado-hits-ur-house-when-ur-having-sugery (I'm not even gonna comment. Too late.)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Green...Parrot

And now for some other random stuff... Um... Yeah. All written by yours truly. Idiots... That's ME!

I forgot to finish cleaning the bathroom.

My cousin listens to Asian music in general. (She's strange. And no she's not Asian.)

I fight with my brother

I love pie!!

Tabasco the kitty-kat

Chocolate!!

BOB!!

Chicken!!

Why do I put 2 exclamation points at the end instead of 1??...

Confused? Please read.

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

19. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

20. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

21. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

22. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

23. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

24. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

25. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

26. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

27. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? I dunno, why do we?

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God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds, Wendy's, and Dairy Queen.

He saw you thirsty & created Pepsi, Juice, Coffee and Water.

GOD saw you in the dark & created Light.

GOD saw you without a Good looking adorable,FRIEND...
So He created ME

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I hope you enjoyed my profile. All the stories I write, I will probably have help from my friends. Feel free to vote in my poll. And if you have made it this far, congratulations!!!!! PLEASE READ THE GIFTS! Its my first story! Well it's actually my friend dw31's story but we became co authors and i made this account for it but then she decided to make her own account...our goal was to get published (and still is)...well this is getting really long sooooo bye!!!!!!!! (they really should limit the space of these profiles)

Jerks by Duckie Chic reviews
"Cade Thomason is the most immature, annoying, jerkish guy in the world, and I want him to die in a hole." "Right back at you, Wellington." I was going to kill him. But falling in love was never in the picture. Complete! REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
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Tell Me A Lie reviews
Taylor meets a boy named Liam but doesn't realize it's Liam from One Direction and he plans to keep it that way. This is a One Direction story. If you don't like it then don't read it:
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012
Everything About You reviews
This is a One Direction fanfiction. I tried putting it on fanfiction but there wasn't a category for it so if you don't like One Direction, don't read it,
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
The Gifts reviews
This is a story about a girl who has a gift and she finds other people with similar ones. The weird thing is that they were all born in the same place, and that place was not Earth. Please R&R!
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete