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Joined 11-21-10, id: 752863, Profile Updated: 04-14-15
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Romance.

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Sex, Not Making Love by DMuna reviews
What do you do when you wake up one morning with the worst hangover ever, still naked, and with your brother's best friend on the same bed, showing off his glory nakedness? You freak out, stare at him in disbelief and then finally let him have you again...and again...and again...and again? Oh boy, I did not sign up for this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,748 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Beautiful Mistakes by Sam Mariano reviews
Julie the straight A student may know what she's doing in college, but when it comes to her love life she can't seem to get it right. Why would she move in with her ex? When she accidentally lands a nanny job, it seems things are looking up- but are they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 190,234 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Donor Handbook by Gigi Goya reviews
Met a vampire, got bit, then got a job offer as his "Donor". Or proffessional snack pack. I took him up on his offer, and now I have an annoying, womanizing vamp living with me who happens to be BF's with my boss. I'm going crazy. Is it too late to quit?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 120,522 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010
State Of Irony by Enigmatic Night reviews
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2007
Minty Root Beer by Ocean of Dreams reviews
REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
When The Sun Goes Down by xXliarliarXx reviews
An outcast, Estelle runs away from her harsh past, controlled life and future. As she lives out her dream of blending in with humans she's surprised the lycans haven't found her. But she doesn't know one of them is protecting her, and has his own intentions.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,069 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009
Don't Fall For The Players by LoveAlways03 reviews
Don't fall for the biggest player in school, that's what I have always told myself since starting high school but with him trapping me in bathrooms with him and pushing us into janitors closets he is starting to make remembering that rule very difficult. *Complete*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,644 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
More Than Lust by w.rite.reckless reviews
Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,714 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Idiocies of a Chocoholic by Irish Eyes 63 reviews
REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009
Her Dork In Tinfoil Armour by WoodpeckerWho reviews
It was never on my life's 'To Do' list to fall for an unavailable woman. Mind you, neither was to wake up half-dressed one morning, with morning wood and her asleep on top of me, her having no memories of the previous night. Cupid has a sick idea of romance. Het/MPov.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,440 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Just Some Stairs by Evil Eats Good Cookies reviews
You may not know this, but there's a limit to how many times you can fall down the stairs without repercussions. Sometimes, you fall down some stairs and you end up in a new world with your best friend where some king calls you his "mate." Bet you would have taken a broken arm over that, huh? Currently being renewed and revamped.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,423 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/19/2007
Always Wear Clean Underwear by Eeliahs reviews
Being a Pattiserie owner by day and a P.I at night might sound glamorous. But throw in a undie obsession, a missing heiress, an evil cousin and a co-worker who I might have more then a professional interest in, and it's anything but a piece of cake...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008
Katie's Hellion Rhyn Trilogy, Book One by Lizzy Ford reviews
Katie thinks she's going crazy when a baby immortal and death's personal assistant appear at her doorstep. She's drawn into a world filled with immortals like Rhyn, an outcast half-breed who claims her as his mate after rescuing her from Hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
The Downside Of Humanitarian Work by Garneau reviews
As I watched him get beaten to a bloody pulp, my concerns for his health became fears for my own mental stability. Since when did I care about Ryan Williams' well being?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 177,887 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Friends Don't Let Friends Play for the Yankees by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Sex, Lies, and High School by Phat Models reviews
She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,537 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2004
THE CUTTINGS: COMPLETE: Seven Minutes in Hell by writerbunny10 reviews
‘Hey, watch it, asshole!’‘Whatdid I do to you!’‘Yourhands.They're touching my thighs’‘Oh,well, excuse me,if there's barely any space in this damn closet—and I didn't touch you!’‘Yes, u did!’‘SHUT UPbefore I kiss u and makethisaREALSevenMinutesinHeaven'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,239 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Friendship First by Wakitri reviews
A random Poem.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Do You Have a Brother? by aslimegreenasalemon reviews
Two drop dead gorgous girls. Check. Two jocks. Check. Attraction on one part. Check. Boy likes girl and girl wants to kill him. Check. At least she has a brother...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
Stripping You and Your Love by Nereids reviews
Kimberly was a responsible 22-year-old woman. Her parents died two years ago and she has since then kick-started her life. But what happens when moving in with her little sister to where two young and handsome guys live is the only option? Can she keep her stripper job a secret from all three of them and move on with her life?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,161 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Lust, Hate, and Something Inexplicably Wonderful by Alasse reviews
Kendra Cumming thought that she hated David Neilsen. In fact, she was sure of it. But could it be possible that something more than hate and lust could develop between these two? And is hate or lust closer to love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,147 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005
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A romantic Setting
Tatiana and Liam go on a short sexual journey, come along for the ride.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Complete
A Hint of Her Devil
A young girl is plagued with irrational thoughts, urges to kill and eat. The world has gone to shit, plagues and sacrifices at every corner. No room left for lust and especially not love. She's not here to save Erath, just to save herself and some people along the way. Don't be afraid, once she bites you you'll never want her to stop.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Published: 4/14/2015