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Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Romance, Love, Life, and Young Adult.

Hey, guys! If you've ever been to FanFiction.Net and read my stories, you might remember me. If not, then just read the bio. =) Most of my stories are romance/action/drama. I write a LOT of drama, so if you're disturbed by drama queens, then there's your heads-up. Let's just say that's your only warning shot.


Name: Caitlin

Gender: Female

Location: Colorado, USA

Favorite Shows: Bones, NCIS, Inuyasha

Favorite Music Artists: Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Evanescence, Jordin Sparks, Keha, Cascada, Demi Lovato, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, Paramore, Britney Spears, Toby Keith

Likes: Writing, reading, drawing, sleeping, confusing my friends with a vocabulary evidently the size of Texas, locking myself in my room, my computer, singing, dancing (though I'm bad at it), hanging out with my friends.
Dislikes: Staying still, school, rap "music", babysitting, my dad, snobby b!tches, chores, homework, homosexuals.

A Little About Me: Well, since most of this is up there, I'm a Protestant (don't know why I decided to put that there...), but I don't shove my beliefs down other people's throats. I love writing, reading, drawing, and talking. I don't like traveling so much, my room is enough for me. As long as I have a laptop and an internet connection, I'll be okay. I love music, singing, and dancing, even though I'm not so good at it. My favorite TV show is an anime called Inuyasha; if you like it, too, you can check out my fics by clicking here. A lot of people tell me they're great, but I need as many outside opinions as possible. =) I can speak a few phrases in Spanish and one in French, and a few words in Japanese and even one in Chinese, but other than that...

What pisses me off to no end:

My little sisters

My science teacher (Ugh...there are no words to describe her unlikeable-ness.)

My social studies teacher; notice how I dislike school.

People that don't believe in God/aren't Christian (like I said, I don't shove my beliefs down other people's throats, but I just about screamed a kid who said he didn't believe in God.)

Science that's not chemistry or biology.

The fact that my parents won't let me delete them from my FB friends list. Seriously, Friend-ing your CHILDREN on FaceBook?! What is wrong with you?!

Age restrictions

My Fave Comp. Slang:








Fave Sayings from pics, Flair, etc.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.


I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

Voldemort should be simple and use a gun on Harry.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!"

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

I'm give me my cookies.

Boys in books are just...Better!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! -.-

P.M.S: Pissed At Men Syndrome

Yes, I play Pokemon, WTF is so wrong with that?!

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

God made men first...Then he had a better idea.

I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!

My favorite OTHER sayings:

You're joking, right?


You're not serious?!

No kidding!

I know, right?

Ain't that the truth.

My Favorite Famous Sayings:

"A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect." - Chinese Proverb

"Just as a well-spent day brings happy sleep, a well-spent life brings happy death." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Find a job you enjoy, and you'll never have to work a day in your life." - Confucious

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - William Shakespeare

"An optimist sees the rose and not its thorns; a pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious to the rose." - Kahlil Gibran

"Love is like a diamond; it's pretty, it's valuable, and it can cut glass, but if it's hit in the right spot, it will shatter." - Me (Hey, I'm kinda famous over the internet)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I Must be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw AMINE so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICA so I must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Fake Life by NightMare404 reviews
Silver has lived a normal life as a vampire/witch, the only problem is, is that she is differnt from the others. One day while going through her parents desk she sees something that will help her figure out why... First story go easy on me and r r.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011
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HalfTime Shift reviews
Kennedy Yvonne lives two lives; perfect angel at home, rebellious bad-girl at school. Find out how one little football game changes her life, teaching her who to trust, what to believe, and, most importantly, who she really is. Rated for foul language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011
Up In Flames reviews
Eighth-grade trio Dolly, Dixie, and Kitty think they've got it all. Then, when smoke fills the park, Kitty is separated from the group, Dixie breaks, and Dolly has to force her inner child down. Full summary inside, please read!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011
Shakespearean Poetry
A collection of Shakespearean-like poetry that I put together.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 618 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Wild Bird reviews
If you set a wild bird free and it returns, then it was meant to be.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
New Year's reviews
It's New Year's Eve and a few mischievous junior high kids decide to finally get the revenge that every middle school kid dreams of...Rated for mild language and some very minor romance.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011
Through My Eyes reviews
I know I love him. I have since sixth grade. am I supposed to explain that to my friends, and win his heart, when we're all in junior high!...Rated for language and mild romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011