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Joined 11-27-10, id: 753691, Profile Updated: 11-30-10
Author has written 6 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, Horror, Romance, Action, and Supernatural.

Hola, mi amigos! No I don't speak Spanish! Bonjour, mi amor- yes, I said it- and no I don't speak French! jickernoobet- yes, I do speak GIBBERISH!! EEHEEHEEHEE!!

Chase after the truth like all Hell and you'll free yourself, though you never even touch it's coattails...

Innocent or not, money decides who goes in and who stays out of jail...

War has been waged in all names- God, love, territory, but in the end, it's about one thing- money...

Wise men don't need advice, but take it. Fools need advice, yet ignore it...

He was a wise man who invented beer... ;)

Although you may have all the wisdom in the world, it is useful if you've no one to share it with. (THAT ONE'S MY OWN!!)

ANYWAY, back to normal... Backatooboojoo, for those Gibbers out there... You may be wondering- Ludvig? REALLY? Well, it was this or Nikolai. Yes, I'm a major video game nerd. Yes, I'm smart. Yes, I'm straight. No, I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm insane. The mutilated corpses of my enemies become my friends... heehee HEEEE... ANYHOW, I should like you to know that- WAIT! That's classified. But I can say- Nope. Not that... this could take a while... looks through files nope. Nothing un-confidential.


I have a Fanfiction. Look up General-Jingwei.

I have a Youtube, although I am not often active... Kiyo281787

I have a life.

I have an IHA account... this is odd. If you care enough, go to THEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO


IF NOT, MURDER WILL OCCUR- um, you didn't hear that.

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Creeping In The Night by Sapphire Ox reviews
Based on the Slender Man legend. Joanne didn't believe her best friend when told of the infamous Slender Man. But now, her mind's changed dramatically. Now, seeing hell itself, Joanne must find her friend before she's haunted for evermore.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
Road Trip: A Collaborated Comedy by TacoLovers4Lief reviews
What happens when two friends write about the road trip of their dreams? What happens when a trucker with a Southern accent can't fix their car? What happens when Crystal wants a taco? It's all revealed in Road Trip: A Collaborated Comedy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007
Causing Christmas Havoc by Rhocar reviews
A fun little piece, about a spoilt brat, getting revenge on Mum at Christmas time. Please read and let me know if I should work on it a little more and enlarge.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010
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A Love Story: Nerd's Love reviews
Sorry about title. It sucks, I know. This turned out darker, as in scarier, than I had imagined. I promise I'll write a lighter one later. This is about a self-admitted nerd who has a crush on a girl. Short one. As I said earlier, dark. NO LEMON.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Eterius the Mercenary reviews
There is a man. His name is Eterius, and he is a vengeful mercenary. He needs to avenge his brother's death, and is floating as a Mercenary to do so. With just one last job, he can quit and finally finish his work, finally live a peaceful life.. or can he
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
Devil's Worker reviews
If the world had been consumed by radiation, not caused by man but Satan, what would you do? If you had been chosen by Satan, to be his soldier, what would you do? If you had no choice, if you had nothing to lose... would you do it gladly?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010
Intergalactic Defenders Alliance A tale of heroes reviews
This is my first story! I can't wait to say that I DO own this story... Anyway, similar to Halo and Star Wars, but different. We follow the PoV of Major Smithson as he does his job for the IDA, defending the system of solar systems dubbed "The Milky Way".
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010
The Game reviews
The Game is a force to be reckoned with. It is a Game where the players die quite quickly, and where they are human beings. Don't be afraid, though; The Game has not visited us yet. I say, not yet... Read on, reader, but beware... The Game is on its way.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010
He's Drunk! Pull over! reviews
This is something I did in my spare time. It's written in second person, meaning it's one guy talking the whole time. second story, I suppose, although my first is longer and PROBABLY better. Enjoy, with or without alcohol...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete