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Joined 11-28-10, id: 753832, Profile Updated: 08-09-12
Author has written 9 stories for Young Adult, Romance, and Love.

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever spaced out while crossing a street, almost got hit by a car, blinked, and then said 'I almost got hit by that car...teeheehee!' copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS.Crazy is when you have to talk to technology to keep it working (yeah...don't ask...) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Some of these are true others not so much

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE LOVE LOVE vampires copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are freaked out by the color pink (no offense to those who love it) copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, Copy& paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a brunette, copy and paste this in your profile.

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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you get mad repeating things over 3 times copy and paste this in your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds: People who are smart with out using technology(like computers/calculators) Geeks: People who are good with technology (ever heard of the GeekSquad from Best Buy?) Dorks: Just random people If you are any of these/ all 3 copy and paste into your profile

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There's an Invisible Man Sleeping in My Bed by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Convinced for months that she's been hallucinating, Thalia is not at all happy to find that Colt is very real. She thinks he's a ghost, something he continuously denies, and is focusing her energy on getting rid of him, whatever it takes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 54,362 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
When I Kissed The Teacher by alsklings reviews
This can't be happening, my brain chanted over and over. And yet it was. I could only sit there in shock as I felt his mouth move over mine, hot and unyielding. [Rating subject to change]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 12/4/2010
Strawberry Bubblegum by TeamPeeta13 reviews
He was tall, dark and handsome all wrapped into one, and it kind of helps that I saved his life. So, traveling with Mr. Tall and Dark can't be that bad, can it? But what happens when another guy, a-boy-next-door-meets-player is thrown into the mix? Well, when the government splits up the world by gender, and you're a hormonal teenage girl on the male's side... UNDER REVISION
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,346 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
In A Town Called Midpoint by JanuaryXxRose reviews
There's a reason why Grace Dawson is obsessed with death, demons, and the color black: her father is the Grim Reaper, and she's spending the summer with him and his sucubus bride-to-be in the Underworld. But when her future step-mother turns out to have a hidden, manaical agenda, Grace must rise to the challenge to save her father and Afterlife as we know it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012
How Can I Not Love You by RubyStar07 reviews
My parents divorced when I was 7. Mom remarried 5 times. We moved houses more times than the number of stars in the sky. I thought life couldn't get any more complicated. That is, until I met my gorgeous looking stepbrother. And fell in love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,026 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010
Shatter by Everescentmeter reviews
When we die, some of us don't go on to heaven or hell or any of that bullshit. And if our feelings are strong enough, we wake up here, with no memory of what happened. We know our first names, but we're not meant to exist. We're the embodiment of a dream.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 110,277 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
In Light of Eternity by EasyAccess reviews
When Max saves the one she loves by selling her soul, her life changes forever, from the most popular boy in school, the mysterious boy next door, the Grim Reaper, the devil, and much more.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Collection of Poems on World War II by Apollo and Artemis reviews
These are a couple of poems I wrote on WWII. There are 9 on the war in Europe, 8 on the Pacific war and 8 on the Holocaust. This is the first time I wrote poems based on a subject, so please be kind.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
You're Too Wonderful to Die by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
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Ten Cents a Kiss reviews
Ivy scrapes by in the dark world of entertaining drunken men to pay for her mother's medical treatments. But when Ivy is sold off to a prospective fiance at the whim of Royce's wife, Royce is determined to get Ivy back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23
Professor reviews
His muse. His little blue jay. He wanted to set her free; to show her the world but he didn't have the heart to let her go. Instead, he gave the world. The whole wide world...on a string.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012
Rainy Day reviews
The bleary wishful thinking that unfurls when connecting the raindrops on a rainy afternoon. Flash Fiction.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Lie to me reviews
It's a game, he said
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
My Soul for a Kiss reviews
It's a game of thievery, of wit, and of charm. A wild chase for a for a dangerous secret and in running from a dark and shameful past, she ran in circles, away from yesterday and right back into his arms.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012
Waiting reviews
I'll promise to elope if you promise to wait
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Defeated reviews
He thought it was impossible for him to be struck by love, so suddenly, so beautifully. He didn't believe it was still possible to be obsessed by a such a soul. An obsession so powerful it rotted his very being.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Tangled in the Devil reviews
Caught in a kiss as the castle is under siege
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Rebellious Obedience reviews
Demetria Swan leads the life everyone dreams of:being Hollywood's favourite sweetheart and pursued by the most desired heartthrob in Hollywood.But as her most trusted best friend turns against her and a past secret threatens to spill over,will all be lost
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010